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re: Elizabeth Hurley thought she was getting fat. Checks in clinic. She has .50 piece nipples

Posted on 3/2/22 at 3:32 pm to
Posted by Woolfpack
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Posted on 3/2/22 at 3:32 pm to
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This post was edited on 3/17/24 at 9:39 am
Posted by geauxtigers
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Posted on 3/2/22 at 3:34 pm to
wanted to upvote but it has 69 upvotes
Posted by DeltaTigerDelta
Member since Jan 2017
14001 posts
Posted on 3/2/22 at 3:50 pm to
If only all women took such good care of themselves.
Posted by gumbo2176
Member since May 2018
20057 posts
Posted on 3/2/22 at 9:51 pm to
She's a beautiful woman, but man, is she becoming an attention whore. To me, that's a sure sign of an insecure woman who puts way too much value on looks over substance.

I open my home page and at least 2-3 times a month there's another story about her in a bikini looking amazing at age 53.

I'm sure there are tons of women half her age that could only hope to look as fine as she does in her early 50's, but I don't need to see her parading around in a bikini until she's geriatric.
Posted by USMEagles
Member since Jan 2018
11811 posts
Posted on 3/2/22 at 9:56 pm to
I've considered this. Just ditch the wife and kids and live in a hotel with good jogging routes and no restaurant for a few days. Seems like a great way to drop 10 pounds.
Posted by Langland
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Posted on 3/2/22 at 10:03 pm to
It would be wrong not to bang her at least once a day.
Posted by Langland
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Posted on 3/2/22 at 10:04 pm to
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I've considered this. Just ditch the wife and kids and live in a hotel with good jogging routes and no restaurant for a few days. Seems like a great way to drop 10 pounds.


I thought the same thing, except camping in a tent at a state park for a week.
Posted by GreatLakesTiger24
Member since May 2012
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Posted on 3/2/22 at 10:07 pm to
most american women would say she's skinny or even use a pejorative term for thin/skinny, but in reality that's just what people are supposed to look like

obviously she has some genetic and other advantages, but my point stands
Posted by Langland
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Posted on 3/2/22 at 10:10 pm to
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Seriously, she probably sees herself as fat.
Sees herself as ugly and getting older.
Torments herself over it.


I'm fine with this, seriously.
Posted by SmelvinRat
Slumwoody
Member since Oct 2015
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Posted on 3/2/22 at 10:13 pm to
What a take...


Posted by DavidTheGnome
Monroe
Member since Apr 2015
31534 posts
Posted on 3/2/22 at 10:16 pm to
This seems like a “look at me” stunt. She’s fine as frick though
Posted by USMEagles
Member since Jan 2018
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Posted on 3/2/22 at 10:22 pm to
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I thought the same thing, except camping in a tent at a state park for a week.




I'm pretty sure I planned that out myself. The whole concept merits investigation.

ETA Definitely for her too. If it works. Bring a scale.
This post was edited on 3/2/22 at 10:24 pm
Posted by soccerfüt
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Posted on 3/2/22 at 10:28 pm to
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I open my home page and at least 2-3 times a month there's another story about her in a bikini looking amazing at age 53.
You need to update your home page, Hurley is 56 years old.
Posted by OWLFAN86
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Posted on 3/2/22 at 10:32 pm to
Posted by A Menace to Sobriety
Member since Jun 2018
32564 posts
Posted on 3/2/22 at 10:57 pm to
Wood frick the shite out of her part 1000
Posted by PhantomMenace
Member since Oct 2017
1946 posts
Posted on 3/3/22 at 1:40 am to
I get it, she is attractive for her age, but do we have to recycle her every other week? There are literally tens of millions of attractive women out there. That said, I'd admittedly still shoot her in some lingerie.



Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
76350 posts
Posted on 3/3/22 at 7:08 am to
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do we have to recycle her every other week?


yes... yes we do.
Posted by soccerfüt
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Member since May 2013
74931 posts
Posted on 3/3/22 at 7:11 am to
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That said, I'd admittedly still shoot her in some lingerie.
Me too, only I’d only use what God blessed me with to do so.
Posted by greygoose
Member since Aug 2013
15063 posts
Posted on 3/3/22 at 7:16 am to
Truest words ever spoken:

For every super-hot chick you see, there is a guy, somewhere, that got sick of her shite.
Posted by Rex Feral
Somewhere near Athens
Member since Jan 2014
16648 posts
Posted on 3/3/22 at 7:39 am to
Yeah, that ain't natural for a 56 year old to look like that.
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