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Electronic Blow Job Machine Autoblow 2 Opens European Headquarters (NSFW)
Posted on 10/13/14 at 10:47 am
Posted on 10/13/14 at 10:47 am
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The electronic blow job machine that completed a wildly successful Indiegogo campaign last June is apparently in such high global demand, the company has had to open facilities overseas.
The Autoblow 2 has opened distribution headquarters in London to better provide robo-blow jobs to the men of the UK and Europe, a press release said.
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“German and Swiss customs in particular were really strict, forcing our customers to go to a customs office and open the parcel in front of an officer,” Sloan continued. “Most men prefer to keep their masturbation habits private, so this created several hundred uncomfortable situations.”
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In case you missed it, the Autoblow 2 is an electronic blow job machine that received funding through a wildly successful Indiegogo campaign. Users plug the cylindrical device into the wall, and insert their penises into the sleeve. Beaded rings then slide up and down the sleeve, delivering — or so the company claims — the same sensations as a regular human blow job.
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Posted on 10/13/14 at 10:50 am to Green Chili Tiger
Does it swallow?
Posted on 10/13/14 at 10:51 am to Green Chili Tiger
The fleshlight is now obsolete.
This post was edited on 10/13/14 at 10:51 am
Posted on 10/13/14 at 10:52 am to Green Chili Tiger
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Brian Sloan
I know this guy's brother. Dude went to China, learned Mandarin and started manufacturing sex toys.This post was edited on 10/13/14 at 10:53 am
Posted on 10/13/14 at 10:52 am to hg
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Does it swallow?
Have an upvote
Posted on 10/13/14 at 10:54 am to Green Chili Tiger
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Beaded rings then slide up and down the sleeve, delivering — or so the company claims — the same sensations as a regular human blow job.
I like how the reporter tries to make it sound like he hasn't tried it.
Posted on 10/13/14 at 11:01 am to Green Chili Tiger
I'll add this interesting incident that happened to him in Chicago a few years ago.
4 skulls plus 1 pot add up to hot water
The guy is an entrepreneur
4 skulls plus 1 pot add up to hot water
The guy is an entrepreneur
Posted on 10/13/14 at 11:03 am to Green Chili Tiger
Yeah I have a friend that may be interested in this...
Posted on 10/13/14 at 11:04 am to Lakeboy7
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Yeah I have a "friend" that may be interested in this...
Fify
Posted on 10/13/14 at 11:06 am to Green Chili Tiger
This stock promotional picture looks pretty funny.
I can see the quote
"You want this fricking thing or what?"
I can see the quote
"You want this fricking thing or what?"
Posted on 10/13/14 at 11:12 am to Teddy Ruxpin
How the hell did he acquire skulls with flesh still on them? I know ebay used to have a booming bone business, but the bones would come from India or China already prepared.
Posted on 10/13/14 at 11:17 am to Green Chili Tiger
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Users plug the cylindrical device into the wall, and insert their penises into the sleeve.
My wife would get pretty suspicious if I brought an extension cord into the bathroom with me every time.
Posted on 10/13/14 at 11:17 am to Yellerhammer5
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How the hell did he acquire skulls with flesh still on them? I know ebay used to have a booming bone business, but the bones would come from India or China already prepared.
I'm sure that was probably why he got such a deal on them. Plus, I doubt there was a whole face on the thing or whatever, probably just remnant flesh I suppose.
I did enjoy the tons of mannequins he was selling as well that goes along with the skull story.
From what I know, he went to China for a lot of deals finding various things to resell, then stumbled onto the sex toy business. And now that he speaks Mandarin or whatever fluently, he's doing pretty well for himself over there.
This post was edited on 10/13/14 at 11:18 am
Posted on 10/13/14 at 11:18 am to Green Chili Tiger
I like a slight tooth scrape every once in a while though. Reminds me I actually have my dick in a woman's mouth.
Posted on 10/13/14 at 11:26 am to Yellerhammer5
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How the hell did he acquire skulls with flesh still on them? I know ebay used to have a booming bone business, but the bones would come from India or China already prepared.
yeah, I read that too.
Crazy, boiling flesh off of human skulls.
Posted on 10/13/14 at 11:26 am to Tactical1
Why is the model wearing a welding shirt? Work got slow at the plant?
Posted on 10/13/14 at 11:33 am to biglego
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I like a slight tooth scrape every once in a while though.
If that sleeve ever breaks, those two metal bars in the video ought to give you that same effect.
Posted on 10/13/14 at 11:44 am to Green Chili Tiger
Size A Size B Size C
This post was edited on 10/13/14 at 11:56 am
Posted on 10/13/14 at 11:50 am to Green Chili Tiger
I found this hands on review of the AutoBlow2 and promptly went to the bathroom and barfed up my breakfast. If you think you tolerate queers now, read this review!
A ****'s review of the AutoBlow2
A ****'s review of the AutoBlow2
This post was edited on 10/13/14 at 12:15 pm
Posted on 10/13/14 at 12:00 pm to Farkwad
no reason to leave house now
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