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re: Dude just committed suicide by jumping into a jet engine **NSFW**

Posted on 7/11/25 at 9:17 pm to
Posted by RummelTiger
Texas
Member since Aug 2004
92492 posts
Posted on 7/11/25 at 9:17 pm to
Hmmm...thought it'd been worse.
Posted by rmnldr
Member since Oct 2013
39808 posts
Posted on 7/11/25 at 9:23 pm to
Turbofan go chop chop
Posted by PacoPicopiedra
1 Ft. Above Sea Level
Member since Apr 2012
1316 posts
Posted on 7/11/25 at 9:24 pm to
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Does the plane say "I'll be home for dinner."?


Yeah, I noticed that. Liars!




Posted by biglego
San Francisco
Member since Nov 2007
82725 posts
Posted on 7/11/25 at 9:25 pm to
quote:

Anyone learn why he jetted out there like that?


Nice choice of words
Posted by Dissident Aggressor
Member since Aug 2011
5282 posts
Posted on 7/11/25 at 9:26 pm to
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No, why do they have food at a dago wedding*?


to keep the flies away from the bride…
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
99759 posts
Posted on 7/11/25 at 9:30 pm to
That wasn’t as bad as I expected


I expected more of a wood chipper type event
Posted by OU Guy
Member since Feb 2022
23526 posts
Posted on 7/11/25 at 9:37 pm to
This happened in 1991 and he lived. They got the wrong ship though. His helmet was sucked off his head which is all the sparks as engine flies apart.

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Posted by danilo
Member since Nov 2008
24590 posts
Posted on 7/11/25 at 9:40 pm to
Was hoping for more gore
Posted by speedybaw
Member since Apr 2025
358 posts
Posted on 7/11/25 at 9:47 pm to
Well did they patch him back together?
Posted by TutHillTiger
Mississippi Alabama
Member since Sep 2010
49636 posts
Posted on 7/11/25 at 10:00 pm to
That’s not how I would to go
Posted by Pax Regis
Alabama
Member since Sep 2007
14740 posts
Posted on 7/11/25 at 10:18 pm to
Frankly a lot less dramatic than I expected. I was thinking liquidification of the the human body being blown out the exhaust.
Posted by Dixie2023
Member since Mar 2023
4528 posts
Posted on 7/11/25 at 10:29 pm to
I’ve watched it a few times and still haven’t figured it out. Looks like he slammed into the other side of the plane vs inside the engine and then plopped over. But I do recall a headline re a man dying by getting into a plane engine.
Posted by Bama and Beer
Baldwin Co, AL
Member since Oct 2010
84380 posts
Posted on 7/12/25 at 4:00 am to
Good lord
Posted by BRIllini07
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Feb 2015
3176 posts
Posted on 7/12/25 at 4:15 am to
Looks like Frank Drebin could add another way to die to his list

“Getting diced by a turbofan, that’s the way I want to go”


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Posted by mattchewbocca
houma, la
Member since Jun 2008
6480 posts
Posted on 7/12/25 at 4:49 am to
He cut right to it and didn’t waist any time
Posted by Crowley Cajun
Member since Sep 2004
446 posts
Posted on 7/12/25 at 5:07 am to
No. He definitely jumped inside the engine. And even though the engine was idling, I'm sure that there is still some sort of suction that helped him get pulled in. He went in with all of his limbs, but it looks like he came out with no legs or arms. And it looks like a piece of him fell to the ground before his torso hit. Maybe his scalp?
Posted by MasterDigger
Member since Nov 2019
2604 posts
Posted on 7/12/25 at 5:10 am to
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Dude just committed suicide by jumping into a jet engine

Posted by kywildcatfanone
Wildcat Country!
Member since Oct 2012
134895 posts
Posted on 7/12/25 at 5:32 am to
Died doing what he loved
Posted by Dixie2023
Member since Mar 2023
4528 posts
Posted on 7/12/25 at 6:46 am to
Maybe so. I did see what could have been a scalp on another look. Thinking of what could be so bad one would jump into a plane engine. Perhaps he was drugged up as so erratic.
Posted by SlidellCajun
Slidell la
Member since May 2019
15461 posts
Posted on 7/12/25 at 6:49 am to
Woke up and all was good

Friggin watched that video and now I can’t I unsee it

Remainder of day….. tainted
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