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Drunk before 9 am
Posted on 5/5/18 at 8:59 am
Posted on 5/5/18 at 8:59 am
Is this real life?
Never let an old Mexican lady make your Saturday morning bloody Marys.
Never let an old Mexican lady make your Saturday morning bloody Marys.
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Posted on 5/5/18 at 9:00 am to X123F45
I remember my 1st beer.
Posted on 5/5/18 at 9:00 am to X123F45
I remember my first bloody Mary
Posted on 5/5/18 at 9:01 am to X123F45
If you're not wasted, the day is
Posted on 5/5/18 at 9:01 am to X123F45
Bro so hard all day bro
Posted on 5/5/18 at 9:01 am to X123F45
quote:
Never let an old Mexican lady make your Saturday morning bloody Marys.
Sounds like this is exactly who I want to make my bloody Mary's
Posted on 5/5/18 at 9:03 am to X123F45
Happy Cinco de Mayo
Posted on 5/5/18 at 9:04 am to X123F45
quote:
Never let an old Mexican lady make your Saturday morning bloody Marys.
How fat has your Hispanic wife gotten since you met her?
Posted on 5/5/18 at 9:04 am to X123F45
You’re gonna need a nap later baw
Posted on 5/5/18 at 9:04 am to X123F45
I’m about to start day drinking myself. At the Trashfest 200
Posted on 5/5/18 at 9:04 am to Triple Bogey
you can't drink all day if you don't start early
Posted on 5/5/18 at 9:07 am to The Boat
quote:
How fat has your Hispanic wife gotten since you met her?
My Latina wife weighs less than she did when we met. And she was 17 and 140lbs when we met.
Deal with it
Posted on 5/5/18 at 9:08 am to X123F45
You sure you're not just still drunk from last night?
Posted on 5/5/18 at 9:09 am to tss22h8
Na, didn't eat lunch or dinner yesterday and fell asleep. Got two bloody marys and a beer into breakfast before I remembered.
The plan was to get a little work in at the office this morning.
The plan has failed.
The plan was to get a little work in at the office this morning.
The plan has failed.
Posted on 5/5/18 at 9:35 am to X123F45
quote:
17 and 140lbs
She probably weighed as much as you did then
Posted on 5/5/18 at 9:45 am to X123F45
quote:
"Drunk before 9 am"
-A mystical look into the diary of Rando
Saturday May 5th 2018
Is this real life?
Never let an old Mexican lady make your Saturday morning bloody Marys.
Grammar/spelling are on point (minus capitalizing "B" in Bloody)...
Me thinks you are 1 shot-giddy school drunk if anything. However, drunk you are not.
This post was edited on 5/5/18 at 9:47 am
Posted on 5/5/18 at 9:47 am to xGeauxLSUx
I'm actually just the a-hole who becomes more articulate as his BAC rises.
This post was edited on 5/5/18 at 9:49 am
Posted on 5/5/18 at 9:50 am to X123F45
So you depend on alcohol to function properly?
Posted on 5/5/18 at 9:53 am to xGeauxLSUx
You don't?
Posted on 5/5/18 at 9:57 am to BlackPawnMartyr
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Cinco de Drinko
Apparently
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