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re: Dress code for jury duty?

Posted on 2/9/23 at 2:35 pm to
Posted by tigerinthebueche
Member since Oct 2010
38015 posts
Posted on 2/9/23 at 2:35 pm to
If you can find a vintage “If we’d known you’d be this much trouble, we’d have picked our own cotton” Tshirt (with the confederate flag on it), you’re golden.
Posted by Fat and Happy
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2013
19909 posts
Posted on 2/9/23 at 2:37 pm to
I would legit wear normal stuff.

Here is the thing i wish more ladies knew cause it makes you look like a bullseye.

If you show up in some un-stained fishing shirt and lucchese boots that have never had a once of dirt on them like you are showing up to a fraternity event, you are gonna point yourself out. It’s not a moment to think that someone cares about your boots or the fact that you buy lucchese boots and don’t get that they are not that special.

More or less just stop being a douche bag and look into better boots than what your frat told you!

Posted by JudgeHolden
Gila River
Member since Jan 2008
18566 posts
Posted on 2/9/23 at 2:39 pm to
I doubt they’d draw a lot of peremptory strikes.
Posted by Jesco
Houston
Member since May 2022
282 posts
Posted on 2/9/23 at 2:43 pm to
I wear a t shirt with “GUILTY” and a confederate flag on it. Never been selected in Harris County yet… might not work in Montgomery Co though…
Posted by jmarto1
Houma, LA/ Las Vegas, NV
Member since Mar 2008
38659 posts
Posted on 2/9/23 at 2:43 pm to
Meeting your fellow Americans is an odd experience
Posted by Aguga
Member since Aug 2021
3962 posts
Posted on 2/9/23 at 2:43 pm to
quote:

Where whatever you would wear to church


quote:

by JudgeHolden


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Posted by WildTchoupitoulas
Member since Jan 2010
44071 posts
Posted on 2/9/23 at 2:49 pm to
Speedo
Gold chain
Flip flops
Posted by WB Davis
Member since May 2018
2327 posts
Posted on 2/9/23 at 2:56 pm to
I got a jury summons coming up too.

Our county court publishes its docket, and the serious trials on my summons date are for possession with intent to distribute.

If I get picked, am I right to expect about a week out of work?
Posted by tigerinthebueche
Member since Oct 2010
38015 posts
Posted on 2/9/23 at 2:59 pm to
Probably around that. I don’t envy you.
Posted by oblio
Southern Command Post
Member since Oct 2008
360 posts
Posted on 2/9/23 at 3:28 pm to
Confederate flag suit
Posted by Dragula
Laguna Seca
Member since Jun 2020
6784 posts
Posted on 2/9/23 at 3:32 pm to
To avoid getting selected, wear extremely bright mismatched colors/Trump/BLM/ shirt...
Posted by NYNolaguy1
Member since May 2011
21764 posts
Posted on 2/9/23 at 3:35 pm to
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Dress code for jury duty?


Just casually mention you believe in jury nullification and they won't care what you wear... because you'll be out of jury duty in minutes.
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