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re: Dr Seuss cheated on his wife who had cancer causing her to kill herself
Posted on 9/9/18 at 9:11 pm to fr33manator
Posted on 9/9/18 at 9:11 pm to fr33manator
Old wife was 69 when she committed suicide. New wife was 47 when he married her. New wife is 97 now. The Dr. has re-joined the old wife.
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Posted on 9/9/18 at 10:38 pm to Hangit
quote:
Old wife was 69 when she committed suicide. New wife was 47 when he married her. New wife is 97 now. The Dr. has re-joined the old wife.
I wonder if she has a star bellied snatch
Posted on 9/10/18 at 12:07 am to Jake88
Statistically, half of the people posting here that those that cheat in a relationship are dirtbags probably have a spouse cheating on them.
Posted on 9/10/18 at 12:25 am to EA6B
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Statistically, half of the people posting here that those that cheat in a relationship are dirtbags probably have a spouse cheating on them.
And the other half butter their bread butterside down.
Posted on 9/10/18 at 12:25 am to fr33manator
Congrats on 500 upvotes for one post. That’s got to be some kind of record.
Posted on 9/10/18 at 1:24 am to fr33manator
quote:
One wife
Two wife
Dead wife
New wife
Someone should fark this...
Posted on 9/10/18 at 6:09 am to DavidTheGnome
She killed herself. He didn’t cause her to do it. Maybe he was unfaithful or just an a-hole....both even.
Her choice.
Free Dr. Seuss!
Her choice.
Free Dr. Seuss!
Posted on 9/10/18 at 9:20 am to mark65mc
quote:
Dancer, prancer, romancer.
I'm a Capricorn and she's a Cansuuuuh...
Posted on 9/10/18 at 9:34 am to AUsteriskPride
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Cheating is some sort of Scarlett letter in our society, yet everything else is not. You might love the person you are with and not want to make them unhappy, but if they don't show they desire you and give physical intimacy, you need to lose weight or otherwise do what it takes to be more desirable
Fixed. If you "don't want to make them unhappy" then don't cheat, address the problem instead of dodging it.
Barring something that you truly can't do anything about, like Stephen Hawking. But that wouldn't qualify as cheating since all parties were in agreement.
Posted on 9/10/18 at 10:07 am to rebeloke
Look what the fark board did!
Posted on 9/10/18 at 12:45 pm to fr33manator
This was on reddit more than two months ago. And I think I've heard it even before that.
This post was edited on 9/10/18 at 12:47 pm
Posted on 9/10/18 at 12:47 pm to Big Balls
Like I said, the subject matter and subject just lend themselves to it. It wasn’t hard to come up with
Posted on 9/10/18 at 12:52 pm to fr33manator
Or steal
Posted on 9/10/18 at 12:54 pm to Big Balls
How am I gonna steal something I haven’t seen? And do it in under a minute?
Posted on 9/10/18 at 12:57 pm to fr33manator
quote:
One wife
Two wife
Dead wife
New wife
:golfclap:
Well done.
Posted on 9/10/18 at 12:59 pm to fr33manator
You heard it before, possibly even on Reddit, saw this thread and then posted it. Its really not rocket science.
Its okay man. You just should have told folks you heard it somewhere before instead of claiming you came up with it.
Its okay man. You just should have told folks you heard it somewhere before instead of claiming you came up with it.
Posted on 9/10/18 at 1:04 pm to Big Balls
No, I saw the thread here, the rhyme popped into my head, and I posted it.
I don’t even browse Reddit. That place is like eye cancer.
You do realize that more than one person can come up with the same selection of 8 words based on a famous rhyme scheme, right?
I don’t need to steal other people’s stuff.
Although I suppose a gump would think that claiming things that aren’t theirs is pretty normal.
I don’t even browse Reddit. That place is like eye cancer.
You do realize that more than one person can come up with the same selection of 8 words based on a famous rhyme scheme, right?
I don’t need to steal other people’s stuff.
Although I suppose a gump would think that claiming things that aren’t theirs is pretty normal.
Posted on 9/10/18 at 1:25 pm to fr33manator
Ok
Posted on 9/10/18 at 1:25 pm to fr33manator
It's a really old meme. Here's one from 2016. I've heard it before as well. It's not a hard association to make... Probably said after anyone hears the story.
LINK
LINK
This post was edited on 9/10/18 at 1:27 pm
Posted on 9/10/18 at 1:27 pm to Dam Guide
That’s what i’ve been saying. I’m sure it existed before the internet too.
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