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Posted on 7/5/25 at 5:45 am to FAT SEXY
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FAT SEXY
enjoy that hangover
This post was edited on 7/5/25 at 6:08 am
Posted on 7/5/25 at 5:55 am to FAT SEXY
Threads like this are sad, like a call for help sad.
Posted on 7/5/25 at 5:57 am to FAT SEXY
Either you handle your hoe or your hoe will handle you.
Keep that hand strong
Keep that hand strong
Posted on 7/5/25 at 5:58 am to FAT SEXY
If a girl likes you, she will make time for you and will want to be with you no matter what you are doing. If not, she will not make the effort.
There is nothing you can do or say to make a girl like you if she’s already decided she doesn’t. This will save you a lot of time, effort, money, and grief. Move on.
A girl will decide in the first few moments of meeting you if she’s interested or not. See above for after she decides.
Sometimes she’s just not into you for whatever reason.
There is nothing you can do or say to make a girl like you if she’s already decided she doesn’t. This will save you a lot of time, effort, money, and grief. Move on.
A girl will decide in the first few moments of meeting you if she’s interested or not. See above for after she decides.
Sometimes she’s just not into you for whatever reason.
Posted on 7/5/25 at 6:03 am to FAT SEXY
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Putting my penis in a poop chute was never an appealing thought.
That’s why you’re the catcher.
Posted on 7/5/25 at 6:06 am to FAT SEXY
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Then imagine that he can walk on his hands faster than you can walk on your feet.
Bet that turns them on at the playground.
Posted on 7/5/25 at 6:12 am to FAT SEXY
Nobody that has had sex with that many people knows their number. It stops well before for that.
Posted on 7/5/25 at 6:13 am to FAT SEXY
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Putting my penis in a poop chute was never an appealing thought.
How, you live in California, isn’t that like a prerequisite?
Posted on 7/5/25 at 6:24 am to FAT SEXY
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FAT SEXY: 126 partners IN, never married
So you're saying the problem is you?
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I figured it all out in 5th grade.
Ah, so reinforcing the idea that the problem is you.
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Latest blood scan came in clear btw.
My good cholesterol was a little low, and my triglycerides were a tad high. Everything else was spot on for a fat 63 year old.
Posted on 7/5/25 at 7:25 am to UptownJoeBrown
Truth! Great advise
Posted on 7/5/25 at 7:29 am to FAT SEXY
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You're just a safe place until she siphons enough to step "up" to the next stone.
I agree that you describing a large percentage of the women species but they are not all like that. There are still some good women out there. You just have to have your priorities right in as far as what criteria and traits you are chasing after when trying to find them. You also have to make sure you are worth their time when you do. Plenty of shitty guys out there as well.
Posted on 7/5/25 at 7:49 am to FAT SEXY
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Putting my penis in a poop chute was never an appealing thought.
The lady doth protest too much.
You're trying to tell me you've "totally had sex with 126 women and counting {source: trust me bro}) and not ONE has told to you to stick it in her arse.
Posted on 7/5/25 at 7:49 am to FAT SEXY
quote:Sounds like her next stop is OwlFan86. Heard that guy was a menace to society.
PSA: for that single guy that's wanting to believe that this new girl actually wants him. She doesn't want you bro. You're just a safe place until she siphons enough to step "up" to the next stone. YW
Posted on 7/5/25 at 7:52 am to FAT SEXY
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9" python
Then imagine that he can walk on his hands faster than you can walk on your feet.
Do you suck your own dick, too?
Posted on 7/5/25 at 7:55 am to fr33manator
Posted on 7/5/25 at 8:03 am to FAT SEXY
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I am Jody. All is fair in love and war. Isn't that what they say?
This is just so very sad, and pathetic. And yet you don't even see it.
What is see is a hurt, scared little boy who was betrayed, and now has hardened his heart so much to try to protect himself, he's lost his soul.
I pity you, because I was you (at least the you you pretend to be.) ~ a decade ago.
I was so bitter and hurt that that I hated love, went through women like a hot knife through butter. I certainly don't remember the number or the names.
The times I played Jody I am most ashamed of. I was so wrapped up in the pain of my own betrayal that I helped visit the same upon others...who didn't deserve it any more than I had.
It tarnished my soul, didn't fill the void, and made me even more bitter.
I hope your soul can be healed one day
This post was edited on 7/5/25 at 10:03 am
Posted on 7/5/25 at 8:08 am to FAT SEXY
Remember:
A woman will marry a man thinking he can be changed and he can't.
A man will marry a woman thinking she will never change and she will.
A woman will marry a man thinking he can be changed and he can't.
A man will marry a woman thinking she will never change and she will.
Posted on 7/5/25 at 8:19 am to FAT SEXY
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You're 75% of the way of imagining me
That’s great and all but,
Were you born on a mountain top and raised by a bear, Got two sets of dog teeth and a triple coat of hair?
If not, keep trying young man!
Posted on 7/5/25 at 8:20 am to Lowdermilk
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Do you suck your own dick, too?
That’s not the question. The real question is does he swallow….
Hahaha
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