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re: Dog poop in yard

Posted on 11/20/21 at 2:01 pm to
Posted by tgrbaitn08
Member since Dec 2007
148031 posts
Posted on 11/20/21 at 2:01 pm to
I caught my neighbors dog shitting in my yard on camera 2 days in a row and sent them the video and still pics....told them that if happened again they were going to be cleaning dog shite off their windshields for a few hours.

If I find shite in my yard and I dont know where it came from I'll just get a shovel and throw it in the street....If I find a bag of dog shite in my garbage can I'll take it out and put it on the sidewalk with a note attached.

I havent had any problems in the past few months
Posted by Pelican fan99
Lafayette, Louisiana
Member since Jun 2013
37654 posts
Posted on 11/20/21 at 2:02 pm to
Putting out poop bags is dumb and will just invite more people to have their dog poo in your yard

I’d hide in the bushes and wait for someone to come by and jump out and light them up with a paintball gun or something like that (the owner not the dog it’s not his fault his owner is trashy)
Posted by Oilfieldbiology
Member since Nov 2016
39775 posts
Posted on 11/20/21 at 2:03 pm to
quote:

If I find a bag of dog shite in my garbage can I'll take it out and put it on the sidewalk with a note attached.


Why? It’s bagged dogshit already in your trash can. Don’t you just roll it to the street?
Posted by Pelican fan99
Lafayette, Louisiana
Member since Jun 2013
37654 posts
Posted on 11/20/21 at 2:03 pm to
quote:

If I find a bag of dog shite in my garbage can I'll take it out and put it on the sidewalk with a note attached.
putting dog poo in someone’s trash can when it is out at the street about to be picked is fine and acceptable but putting it in an empty trash can they are going to bring back into their drive way is so trashy
Posted by tgrbaitn08
Member since Dec 2007
148031 posts
Posted on 11/20/21 at 2:05 pm to
quote:

Why? It’s bagged dogshit already in your trash can. Don’t you just roll it to the street?



BC I dont want to smash a bag of dog shite in my garbage can with my own trash.....if it's on top thats fine...but when they throw a baf of dog shite in an empty can, and I throw my trash on top it smashes the dog shite and it leaks out all over the bottom of the can
Posted by tgrbaitn08
Member since Dec 2007
148031 posts
Posted on 11/20/21 at 2:05 pm to
quote:

putting dog poo in someone’s trash can when it is out at the street about to be picked is fine and acceptable but putting it in an empty trash can they are going to bring back into their drive way is so trashy



This is my point!!! Thank you!
Posted by ruzil
Baton Rouge
Member since Feb 2012
17908 posts
Posted on 11/20/21 at 2:06 pm to
I found this sign in an alley in Rome.

Seems effective.



It works better if your perp can read italian.
Posted by Spankum
Miss-sippi
Member since Jan 2007
58416 posts
Posted on 11/20/21 at 2:24 pm to
I put up a trail cam in my yard. When I started posting pictures on my neighborhood website, that shite stopped with quickness!
Posted by slutiger5
Parroquias de Florida
Member since May 2007
11338 posts
Posted on 11/20/21 at 2:25 pm to
Buy a trained falcon that swooped down without mercy.
Posted by PolarPop5
Baton Rouge, La
Member since Aug 2017
294 posts
Posted on 11/20/21 at 5:30 pm to
I might have to join the group for this!

Public shaming.
This post was edited on 11/20/21 at 5:31 pm
Posted by TigerCoon
Member since Nov 2005
21923 posts
Posted on 11/20/21 at 5:31 pm to
bowl of antifreeze
Posted by Billieboy
Member since Nov 2017
228 posts
Posted on 11/20/21 at 6:04 pm to
You’re one lazy mfer
Posted by LT
The City of St. George
Member since May 2008
5153 posts
Posted on 11/20/21 at 7:32 pm to
This is like every week on the next-door app
Posted by Modern
Fiddy Men
Member since May 2011
16950 posts
Posted on 11/20/21 at 8:25 pm to
quote:

Motion activated sprinkler


Next door neighbor has one these for the exact reason. He shows me videos from his ring camera in action.

It’s funny as shite
Posted by MSUDawg98
Ravens Flock
Member since Jan 2018
11587 posts
Posted on 11/20/21 at 8:29 pm to
I vote for option 2.
Posted by Klark Kent
Houston via BR
Member since Jan 2008
69609 posts
Posted on 11/20/21 at 8:36 pm to
i WFH 1-2 days a week and have since the start
of COVID. I’ve run off a few lazy sacks of shite for letting their dogs crap in my yard and not picking it up.

garbage human beings who deserve their asses beat
Posted by hob
Member since Dec 2017
2281 posts
Posted on 11/20/21 at 8:44 pm to
I had this problem for a while. First time I asked the guy nicely to pick it up. He said he didn't have a bag and I pointed out that was the problem.

About a week later I caught the same guy letting his dog crap on the lawn.

I told him next time I found dog crap on my lawn I'd smear it under the door handle of his wife's car.

Never had a problem with him after that after that.

Posted by mytigger
Member since Jan 2008
15151 posts
Posted on 11/20/21 at 10:31 pm to
Put a sign in your yard that says “this yard isn’t your dogs toilet!”
Posted by Jimmy2shoes
The South
Member since Mar 2014
11004 posts
Posted on 11/21/21 at 7:43 am to
I had a neighbor that would let his dogs out and they would go straight to my yard and crap. I would get my shovel and pick it up and dump it at his door. It stopped.
Posted by SATNIGHTS
Red Stick
Member since Jan 2008
2272 posts
Posted on 11/21/21 at 8:09 am to
Maybe send them a gift of poop? Poopsenders

Or

Install sentry guns around your property. Nerf Sentry Gun

I personally like the long game. I would buy a male and female Irish Wolfhound. Once the had a few litters I would have 5 to 10 - 150# dogs. I would hire Ceasar Milan to fly in and train them to exclusively poop in the yards of the offenders.
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