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Posted on 9/2/24 at 9:01 pm
Posted by Doofus
Member since Apr 2022
369 posts
Posted on 9/2/24 at 9:01 pm
Does anybody else’s dog freak out when you and your SO have sex? I have had two dogs in my time of being sexually active, and they both just go apeshit crazy when they realize it is go time with the wife. Just wondering if this is a universal experience.
This post was edited on 9/2/24 at 9:03 pm
Posted by East Coast Band
Member since Nov 2010
65763 posts
Posted on 9/2/24 at 9:02 pm to
No .
Primarily because I don't involve my dogs with my sex life.
Weirdo.
Posted by Ancient Astronaut
Member since May 2015
36217 posts
Posted on 9/2/24 at 9:03 pm to
You let your dogs watch you????
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
69966 posts
Posted on 9/2/24 at 9:03 pm to
quote:

I have had two dogs in my time of being sexually active
Either/both named “Nymeria” by any chance?
Posted by HoboDickCheese
The overpass
Member since Sep 2020
11848 posts
Posted on 9/2/24 at 9:03 pm to
Posted by LSUTigahss
Member since Feb 2021
919 posts
Posted on 9/2/24 at 9:04 pm to
I’ve put the perverts in the hall before. Nothing like looking up mid stroke and locking eyes with your 75lb dog.
Posted by Spankum
Miss-sippi
Member since Jan 2007
58334 posts
Posted on 9/2/24 at 9:12 pm to
I’m married, so I don’t have sex anymore
Posted by CocomoLSU
Inside your dome.
Member since Feb 2004
153624 posts
Posted on 9/2/24 at 9:14 pm to
quote:

Does anybody else’s dog freak out when you and your SO have sex?

It’s because he likes being the dominant one with her and gets mad when he sees you do it.
Posted by Lexag
Texas
Member since Jan 2021
2221 posts
Posted on 9/2/24 at 9:16 pm to
I’m also wondering why your dogs are in the room… that’s weird.
Posted by athenslife101
Member since Feb 2013
19814 posts
Posted on 9/2/24 at 9:31 pm to
I have a coworker who told me she has her 4 dogs sleep in her bed every night and she said it severely grosses her husband out.

All I can think of with that many dogs is even if the dogs are not around, you’re still screwing in a bed full of dog hair if you have sex in that bed
Posted by AlonsoWDC
Memphis, where it ain't Ten-a-Key
Member since Aug 2014
9120 posts
Posted on 9/2/24 at 9:33 pm to
quote:

You let your dogs watch you????


Posted by Saul_Goodman
Lafayette
Member since Dec 2023
371 posts
Posted on 9/2/24 at 9:56 pm to
My dog doesn't like it when I get anywhere near my wife. If she hears us kiss, she comes running and get in between us as quickly as possible
Posted by Hondo Blacksheep
Member since Jul 2022
2787 posts
Posted on 9/2/24 at 9:59 pm to
The dog has to go
Posted by Lexag
Texas
Member since Jan 2021
2221 posts
Posted on 9/2/24 at 10:05 pm to
I’m grossed out by this. Dog hair in your crevices. (Gag) yuck. Dogs don’t belong in the bed. Human beds are for humans. Dog beds are for dogs.
Posted by jmarto1
Houma, LA/ Las Vegas, NV
Member since Mar 2008
36186 posts
Posted on 9/2/24 at 10:06 pm to
It is probably catching a good whiff of the stank
Posted by TigerBandTuba
Member since Sep 2006
2554 posts
Posted on 9/2/24 at 10:07 pm to
Maybe they don't appreciate the culture appropriation
Posted by deeprig9
Unincorporated Ozora
Member since Sep 2012
70159 posts
Posted on 9/2/24 at 10:20 pm to
Don't have kids.
Posted by athenslife101
Member since Feb 2013
19814 posts
Posted on 9/2/24 at 10:34 pm to
Eh, if my dog had a bath recently and is clean and groomed, I let her sleep on top of the sheets. She loves sleeping next to people
Posted by Lexag
Texas
Member since Jan 2021
2221 posts
Posted on 9/2/24 at 10:59 pm to
I’m sure she loves that. But that’s a hard rule for me. They know that they aren’t allowed in the bed.
Posted by TigrrrDad
Member since Oct 2016
7586 posts
Posted on 9/2/24 at 11:21 pm to
quote:

My dog doesn't like it when I get anywhere near my wife. If she hears us kiss, she comes running and get in between us as quickly as possible


My Yorkie won’t let my wife near me. He sleeps between us, and if she even rolls over in her sleep he will go apeshite like a rabid wolf…to the point of biting the covers and thrashing them around. When she leaves for work and I’m still in bed with him next to me, he goes apeshite when he hears her pick up her keys in the other room because he thinks she’s going to come kiss me goodbye.
I’ve trained him well.
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