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Dog Behavior Question
Posted on 9/2/24 at 9:01 pm
Posted on 9/2/24 at 9:01 pm
Does anybody else’s dog freak out when you and your SO have sex? I have had two dogs in my time of being sexually active, and they both just go apeshit crazy when they realize it is go time with the wife. Just wondering if this is a universal experience.
This post was edited on 9/2/24 at 9:03 pm
Posted on 9/2/24 at 9:02 pm to Doofus
No .
Primarily because I don't involve my dogs with my sex life.
Weirdo.
Primarily because I don't involve my dogs with my sex life.
Weirdo.
Posted on 9/2/24 at 9:03 pm to Doofus
You let your dogs watch you????
Posted on 9/2/24 at 9:03 pm to Doofus
quote:Either/both named “Nymeria” by any chance?
I have had two dogs in my time of being sexually active
Posted on 9/2/24 at 9:04 pm to Doofus
I’ve put the perverts in the hall before. Nothing like looking up mid stroke and locking eyes with your 75lb dog.
Posted on 9/2/24 at 9:12 pm to Doofus
I’m married, so I don’t have sex anymore

Posted on 9/2/24 at 9:14 pm to Doofus
quote:
Does anybody else’s dog freak out when you and your SO have sex?
It’s because he likes being the dominant one with her and gets mad when he sees you do it.
Posted on 9/2/24 at 9:16 pm to Doofus
I’m also wondering why your dogs are in the room… that’s weird.
Posted on 9/2/24 at 9:31 pm to Lexag
I have a coworker who told me she has her 4 dogs sleep in her bed every night and she said it severely grosses her husband out.
All I can think of with that many dogs is even if the dogs are not around, you’re still screwing in a bed full of dog hair if you have sex in that bed
All I can think of with that many dogs is even if the dogs are not around, you’re still screwing in a bed full of dog hair if you have sex in that bed
Posted on 9/2/24 at 9:33 pm to Ancient Astronaut
quote:
You let your dogs watch you????

Posted on 9/2/24 at 9:56 pm to Doofus
My dog doesn't like it when I get anywhere near my wife. If she hears us kiss, she comes running and get in between us as quickly as possible
Posted on 9/2/24 at 10:05 pm to athenslife101
I’m grossed out by this. Dog hair in your crevices. (Gag) yuck. Dogs don’t belong in the bed. Human beds are for humans. Dog beds are for dogs.
Posted on 9/2/24 at 10:06 pm to Doofus
It is probably catching a good whiff of the stank
Posted on 9/2/24 at 10:07 pm to Doofus
Maybe they don't appreciate the culture appropriation
Posted on 9/2/24 at 10:34 pm to Lexag
Eh, if my dog had a bath recently and is clean and groomed, I let her sleep on top of the sheets. She loves sleeping next to people
Posted on 9/2/24 at 10:59 pm to athenslife101
I’m sure she loves that. But that’s a hard rule for me. They know that they aren’t allowed in the bed.
Posted on 9/2/24 at 11:21 pm to Saul_Goodman
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My dog doesn't like it when I get anywhere near my wife. If she hears us kiss, she comes running and get in between us as quickly as possible
My Yorkie won’t let my wife near me. He sleeps between us, and if she even rolls over in her sleep he will go apeshite like a rabid wolf…to the point of biting the covers and thrashing them around. When she leaves for work and I’m still in bed with him next to me, he goes apeshite when he hears her pick up her keys in the other room because he thinks she’s going to come kiss me goodbye.
I’ve trained him well.

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