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Does Uber pick up on the Northshore?

Posted on 11/27/15 at 7:06 am
Posted by BRgetthenet
Member since Oct 2011
118271 posts
Posted on 11/27/15 at 7:06 am
To make a long story short, the idiots on the food board said to adjust the temp down when frying a turkey by dropping some ice cubes when I'm close to the target temp.

Big mistake.
Oil shot out, hit me in shin, and dribbled down my leg onto my ankle. I put peanut butter on it last night, because I couldn't drive (my car is a standard) to the ER.

I talked to the vet and was told peanut butter will not help the burn.

Warning: graphic


Posted by WILDTURKEYisgood
Madisonville
Member since Aug 2010
3320 posts
Posted on 11/27/15 at 7:12 am to
Put ice in hot grease! Holy shite! Thats like the shite on facebook saying you can charge your phone in the microwave
Posted by Pectus
Internet
Member since Apr 2010
67302 posts
Posted on 11/27/15 at 7:12 am to
Thanks for the fap material
Posted by Federal Tiger
Connecticut
Member since Dec 2007
8089 posts
Posted on 11/27/15 at 7:13 am to
What's your address? On my way, and we can go back in time.

Posted by Front9Bandit
Member since Dec 2013
15432 posts
Posted on 11/27/15 at 7:14 am to
Good job baw I'm proud of ya
Posted by jbgleason
Bailed out of BTR to God's Country
Member since Mar 2012
20408 posts
Posted on 11/27/15 at 7:15 am to
This has got to be a troll. No way you were stupid enough to either throw ice into boiling oil and / or put peanut butter on a burn.

0 / 10

BTW, pretty easy to determine if Uber services an area. You open the app and request a pickup.

-1 / 10
Posted by dred24
In the south
Member since Nov 2006
1304 posts
Posted on 11/27/15 at 7:16 am to
Sounds and looks like you went full on retard.
Nice work. At this point probably better to just cut it off to prevent sepsis. (And btw - looks like you got AIDS too).
Posted by djangochained
Gardere
Member since Jul 2013
19185 posts
Posted on 11/27/15 at 7:24 am to
Is that a leg? Where's the hair baw
Posted by BRgetthenet
Member since Oct 2011
118271 posts
Posted on 11/27/15 at 7:25 am to
That's my ankle.
I don't have hair on my feet like some kind of ape.
Posted by Sofa King Crimson
3rd Ward
Member since Nov 2008
4135 posts
Posted on 11/27/15 at 7:30 am to
Yes Uber operates on the northshore.

PS: You're retarded.
Posted by Redbone
between St. Amant and Port Vincent
Member since Sep 2012
20738 posts
Posted on 11/27/15 at 7:31 am to
Bet you won't do that shite again.
Posted by 4LSU2
Member since Dec 2009
38170 posts
Posted on 11/27/15 at 7:36 am to
Weird looking foot you've got there Baw. Walking is going to be a mother fricker with shoes on the next month or so.
Posted by H.M. Murdock
B.A.'s Van
Member since Feb 2013
2113 posts
Posted on 11/27/15 at 7:54 am to
i figured you were a bit slow based on your political/economic related posts. This act of idiocy just validates my contention.

Hope you get some medical attention and all is well.
Posted by djangochained
Gardere
Member since Jul 2013
19185 posts
Posted on 11/27/15 at 7:57 am to
Ohh I see
Posted by Bullfrog
Running Through the Wet Grass
Member since Jul 2010
61816 posts
Posted on 11/27/15 at 8:00 am to
I'm surprised they didn't tell you to make sure the turkey was frozen solid before putting in the hot oil.
Posted by OMLandshark
Member since Apr 2009
120445 posts
Posted on 11/27/15 at 8:03 am to
quote:

To make a long story short, the idiots on the food board said to adjust the temp down when frying a turkey by dropping some ice cubes when I'm close to the target temp.



You do realize you're the idiot in this situation, right? This is like you asking for driving tips and the posters tell you to speed up when you go on the turn. Of course you don't put ice in boiling oil, you moron.
Posted by MNCscripper
St. George
Member since Jan 2004
11919 posts
Posted on 11/27/15 at 8:04 am to
quote:

I talked to the vet




Stop @ the ER on your way to ET baw
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