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Does the Coronavirus make you dookie a lot?
Posted on 3/13/20 at 10:01 pm
Posted on 3/13/20 at 10:01 pm
My friend wanted to know why everybody is buying so much paper. I figured that I would ask for her.
Posted on 3/13/20 at 10:02 pm to FLTech
I shite three times today but I think it was the nervous poots
Posted on 3/13/20 at 10:03 pm to FLTech
I admit I’ve shite 5 times today and my arse is burning each time now. Should have bought more paper.
Posted on 3/13/20 at 10:04 pm to FLTech
quote:How about you ask for her for some of her pics to post here?
I figured that I would ask for her.
This post was edited on 3/13/20 at 10:05 pm
Posted on 3/13/20 at 10:07 pm to soccerfüt
Yea she looks cute taking a gigantic stinky arse shite while sitting on the commode
Posted on 3/13/20 at 10:08 pm to FLTech
I don’t usually go #2 at night but I just dropped a monster in the commode.
Lost about five pounds.
Lost about five pounds.
Posted on 3/13/20 at 10:24 pm to FLTech
quote:
My friend wanted to know why everybody is buying so much paper
Because most people are stupid
Posted on 3/13/20 at 10:49 pm to FLTech
Wondering if I contracted a strain of it. Regularly work in houses with customers from all over--including quite a few Asians who were coughing/sneezing/wheezing while I was working in their homes.
Nothing too violent illness-wise on my end. Just a slightly-elevated fever at 2 weeks or so, achy joints, significant lethargy, and a persistent cough. Finally made it to the vet today. PCP says negative for flu, but may have had it and "recovered" over the past few weeks. They're planning a coronavirus test for ole FCP in 48 hours if my symptoms don't subside.
But, the biggest PITA (literally) has been the shits. Like cocaine shits but maybe even worse. It's been getting progressively worse. Finally gave up at work this AM after soiling my first set of clothes and riding a zip lock bag in the back of my van for rounds 2 and 3.
I looked up at the 30+ foot mid-span climb I was about to make, and realized there was no way I could execute it safely while basically clenching my buttocks together tightly all the way up/down. So, I called in, took a sick day, brought myself to the vet and then home to the Ponderosa.
Planning to sleep plenty and do the periodic/occasional shitpost (hah!) when I regain consciousness.
Nothing too violent illness-wise on my end. Just a slightly-elevated fever at 2 weeks or so, achy joints, significant lethargy, and a persistent cough. Finally made it to the vet today. PCP says negative for flu, but may have had it and "recovered" over the past few weeks. They're planning a coronavirus test for ole FCP in 48 hours if my symptoms don't subside.
But, the biggest PITA (literally) has been the shits. Like cocaine shits but maybe even worse. It's been getting progressively worse. Finally gave up at work this AM after soiling my first set of clothes and riding a zip lock bag in the back of my van for rounds 2 and 3.
I looked up at the 30+ foot mid-span climb I was about to make, and realized there was no way I could execute it safely while basically clenching my buttocks together tightly all the way up/down. So, I called in, took a sick day, brought myself to the vet and then home to the Ponderosa.
Planning to sleep plenty and do the periodic/occasional shitpost (hah!) when I regain consciousness.
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