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Does the Coronavirus make you dookie a lot?

Posted on 3/13/20 at 10:01 pm
Posted by FLTech
he/won
Member since Sep 2017
29195 posts
Posted on 3/13/20 at 10:01 pm
My friend wanted to know why everybody is buying so much paper. I figured that I would ask for her.
Posted by Chad504boy
4 posts
Member since Feb 2005
179925 posts
Posted on 3/13/20 at 10:02 pm to
I shite three times today but I think it was the nervous poots
Posted by tigerbutt
Deep South
Member since Jun 2006
26447 posts
Posted on 3/13/20 at 10:03 pm to
I admit I’ve shite 5 times today and my arse is burning each time now. Should have bought more paper.
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
76192 posts
Posted on 3/13/20 at 10:04 pm to
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I figured that I would ask for her.
How about you ask for her for some of her pics to post here?
This post was edited on 3/13/20 at 10:05 pm
Posted by John88
Member since Sep 2015
6439 posts
Posted on 3/13/20 at 10:07 pm to
Leaves, bro.

Posted by FLTech
he/won
Member since Sep 2017
29195 posts
Posted on 3/13/20 at 10:07 pm to
Yea she looks cute taking a gigantic stinky arse shite while sitting on the commode
Posted by Fgiord
America
Member since Nov 2006
4875 posts
Posted on 3/13/20 at 10:08 pm to
I don’t usually go #2 at night but I just dropped a monster in the commode.

Lost about five pounds.
Posted by the_watcher
Jarule's House
Member since Nov 2005
3451 posts
Posted on 3/13/20 at 10:24 pm to
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My friend wanted to know why everybody is buying so much paper

Because most people are stupid
Posted by FCP
Delta State Univ. - Fightin' Okra
Member since Sep 2010
5216 posts
Posted on 3/13/20 at 10:49 pm to
Wondering if I contracted a strain of it. Regularly work in houses with customers from all over--including quite a few Asians who were coughing/sneezing/wheezing while I was working in their homes.

Nothing too violent illness-wise on my end. Just a slightly-elevated fever at 2 weeks or so, achy joints, significant lethargy, and a persistent cough. Finally made it to the vet today. PCP says negative for flu, but may have had it and "recovered" over the past few weeks. They're planning a coronavirus test for ole FCP in 48 hours if my symptoms don't subside.

But, the biggest PITA (literally) has been the shits. Like cocaine shits but maybe even worse. It's been getting progressively worse. Finally gave up at work this AM after soiling my first set of clothes and riding a zip lock bag in the back of my van for rounds 2 and 3.

I looked up at the 30+ foot mid-span climb I was about to make, and realized there was no way I could execute it safely while basically clenching my buttocks together tightly all the way up/down. So, I called in, took a sick day, brought myself to the vet and then home to the Ponderosa.

Planning to sleep plenty and do the periodic/occasional shitpost (hah!) when I regain consciousness.
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