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Does excel do a piss test or hair test?
Posted on 8/4/18 at 4:06 pm
Posted on 8/4/18 at 4:06 pm
I have actually never touched an illegal drug in my life, but a friend of mine who had cancer smoked a fair amount of marijuana toward the end.
Just don't want to get it with a false positive if I take this position.
Just don't want to get it with a false positive if I take this position.
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Posted on 8/4/18 at 4:07 pm to X123F45
I'm pretty sure all you need is an activation key
Posted on 8/4/18 at 4:07 pm to X123F45
They sure do.
SUM(Your dumb decisions:frick off)
SUM(Your dumb decisions:frick off)
Posted on 8/4/18 at 4:08 pm to X123F45
I don't think Microsoft Office products care. And if you have never taken drugs, why the frick are you asking?
Posted on 8/4/18 at 4:09 pm to X123F45
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Just don't want to get it with a false positive if I take this position.
You won't get a false positive from second hand.
Posted on 8/4/18 at 4:09 pm to ThatMakesSense
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SUM(Your dumb decisions:frick off)
Because helping a friend at the end of his life when delaudid and fentynal patches weren't letting him sleep is a dumb decision.
Posted on 8/4/18 at 4:10 pm to liz18lsu
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And if you have never taken drugs, why the frick are you asking
His friend had cancer and smoked the devil's lettuce. You never heard of second hand smoke?
Posted on 8/4/18 at 4:11 pm to X123F45
Posted on 8/4/18 at 4:11 pm to X123F45
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Because helping a friend at the end of his life when delaudid and fentynal patches weren't letting him sleep is a dumb decision
You want a piece of me, Cheech?
Posted on 8/4/18 at 4:13 pm to ThatMakesSense
His friend had cancer and smoked the devil's lettuce. You never heard of second hand smoke?
Sure, but I don't think he has anything to worry about
Sure, but I don't think he has anything to worry about 
Posted on 8/4/18 at 4:16 pm to X123F45
how long ago was this? you won't likely get a false positive. I'm around friends who smoke all the time and have never failed a drug test. depending on your bodyfat (if you only posted on the O/T i'd assume its high but you also post on the O/B so I guess you're active) it could only be in your system a week or two to a month or more
Posted on 8/4/18 at 4:17 pm to X123F45
Shave your entire body. Problem solved
Posted on 8/4/18 at 4:18 pm to ThatMakesSense
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You want a piece of me, Cheech?
I don't hit women.
Posted on 8/4/18 at 4:18 pm to X123F45
Purposefully misspelling fentanyl and dilaudid is suspect. I tried and got an autocorrect for fentanyl.
Posted on 8/4/18 at 4:19 pm to X123F45
It's next to impossible to test positive from second hand smoke.
Posted on 8/4/18 at 4:20 pm to Tyga Woods
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Shave your entire body. Problem solved
I would rather not change careers than shave my glorious chest mane.
Posted on 8/4/18 at 4:34 pm to X123F45
As stated, you are unlikely to get a positive from second hand.
Hair is the more sensitive of the tests, and would require being in a literally smoke filled room for hours daily for weeks to show up.
Urine (which is the far more common test because it’s cheaper) only shows immediate or chronic usage. You won’t pop hot on a urine test because of a singular weed session a week or two ago, no matter how much you smoked.
Hair is the more sensitive of the tests, and would require being in a literally smoke filled room for hours daily for weeks to show up.
Urine (which is the far more common test because it’s cheaper) only shows immediate or chronic usage. You won’t pop hot on a urine test because of a singular weed session a week or two ago, no matter how much you smoked.
Posted on 8/4/18 at 4:35 pm to X123F45
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Does excel do a piss test or hair test?
Excel doesnt but word and PowerPoint do
Posted on 8/4/18 at 4:35 pm to X123F45
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I don't hit women
Are you threatening me?
Posted on 8/4/18 at 4:36 pm to Tyga Woods
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Shave your entire body. Problem solved
Then that's just failure to provide the mandatory hair sample upon which the job is contingent and they won't give him the job. He'll just be unemployed and smooth.
I highly recommend you do this, Rando. Don't forget to get the hairs between the fart flaps and the ones on your toeknuckles.
This post was edited on 8/4/18 at 4:41 pm
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