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re: Does anyone have any advice for hitting on a coworker?

Posted on 12/15/25 at 7:44 pm to
Posted by Bamafig
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Posted on 12/15/25 at 7:44 pm to
Stiff jab, then a right cross
Posted by Kjnstkmn
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Posted on 12/15/25 at 7:53 pm to
Posted by LifeChoices
Swla
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Posted on 12/15/25 at 8:07 pm to
Don't do it
Posted by tigerfan84
Member since Dec 2003
25950 posts
Posted on 12/15/25 at 8:15 pm to
Show her your O face

Posted by tigerfan84
Member since Dec 2003
25950 posts
Posted on 12/15/25 at 8:17 pm to
It’s never worked out well for me.
Posted by DoubleClutch
Member since Oct 2025
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Posted on 12/15/25 at 8:18 pm to
Don’t
Posted by Motownsix
Boise
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Posted on 12/15/25 at 8:29 pm to
Don’t take no for an answer.
Posted by sqerty
AP
Member since May 2022
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Posted on 12/15/25 at 8:31 pm to
The code phrase is - do you need help changing a tire after work?

You both stay late and bang in whoever's car or truck has the most room
Posted by slutiger5
Parroquias de Florida
Member since May 2007
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Posted on 12/15/25 at 8:32 pm to


Works most the time.
This post was edited on 12/15/25 at 8:33 pm
Posted by RedheadedStepchild
Member since Oct 2016
196 posts
Posted on 12/15/25 at 9:28 pm to
Spray some Sex Panther and ask her to go the party.......
Posted by lsufan112001
sportsmans paradise
Member since Oct 2006
11063 posts
Posted on 12/15/25 at 9:38 pm to
Never draw your pussy and your paycheck from the same place
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Don’t dip your pen in the company ink.
Posted by BatonrougeCajun
Somewhere in Texas
Member since Feb 2008
7453 posts
Posted on 12/15/25 at 9:47 pm to
Here’s the best advice I can give you….dont do that
Posted by tunechi
Member since Jun 2009
10537 posts
Posted on 12/15/25 at 10:31 pm to
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Don't do it


quote:

LifeChoices


Checks out
Posted by awestruck
Member since Jan 2015
13312 posts
Posted on 12/15/25 at 10:46 pm to
quote:

Never draw your pussy and your paycheck from the same place
—-
Don’t dip your pen in the company ink.


Honey from where you get your money.
Posted by Lou Loomis
A pond. Ponds good for you.
Member since Mar 2025
1172 posts
Posted on 12/15/25 at 11:48 pm to
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You definitely want to put it in writing so she knows you're serious.


Get her to sign a love contract.
Posted by Red Stick Tigress
Tiger Stadium
Member since Nov 2005
20278 posts
Posted on 12/16/25 at 12:07 am to
Don't.

The lucky recipient could charge you with sexual harassment and get you fired.
Posted by Lou Loomis
A pond. Ponds good for you.
Member since Mar 2025
1172 posts
Posted on 12/16/25 at 12:08 am to
Working with a chick is the easiest way to get some. It’s too risky to hit on her at work or ask her out at work. It will have to be a group setting where the office people go out to a bar, concert, Christmas party, something like that. Buy everybody the first round (except the fat chick) and be the life of the party guy.

But here’s where you see what you’re dealing with and test your game…After a while you can pull yourself away from entertaining everybody and go sit next to her. Give her the old I’ve been waiting all night to get away from those people and talk to you. I gotta get away from them. Please save me. At that prompt, she’ll say why don’t we ….go outside, go to the balcony…whatever. But you’re in.

Too many pansies out here scared of their own shadow because they work at Initech.
Posted by awestruck
Member since Jan 2015
13312 posts
Posted on 12/16/25 at 6:04 am to
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Does anyone have any advice for hitting on a coworker?

Keep wearing shorter and shorter skirts.
Posted by Tempratt
Member since Oct 2013
14923 posts
Posted on 12/16/25 at 6:32 am to
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that I apply and find another “job”.


Don't forget about the black list you'll be on .
Posted by LSUDonMCO
Orlando
Member since Dec 2003
8240 posts
Posted on 12/16/25 at 6:57 am to
quote:

Step 1: Be attractive
Step 2: Don’t be unattractive


If you don't meet Step 1 and Step 2: There is a mandatory Step 3.

Step 3: Be wealthy

If steps 1-3 are not present you have no shot and will be fired.
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