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re: Does anyone have a "sex with coworker" success story?
Posted on 9/23/17 at 2:43 pm to GreatLakesTiger24
Posted on 9/23/17 at 2:43 pm to GreatLakesTiger24
posted in wrong thread. whoops.
This post was edited on 9/23/17 at 2:52 pm
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Posted on 9/23/17 at 2:46 pm to BlackAdam
quote:
I was in a five-year relationship with an actress, who starred in a CSI-like television show. One day, as I stood stark naked in my apartment, she announces that she is breaking up with me. Devastated, and unable to banish my grief through one-night stands, I take a trip to Hawaii. However, the vacation is ruined when I find that my ex and her new rock star boyfriend are also guests of the resort. Taking pity on mw, the hotel concierge offers me an expensive suite for free in exchange for cleaning up the room myself.
I begin spending time with the concierge and start to develop feelings for her. Meanwhile, the relationship between my ex and therockstar begins to falter. Much of the discord is triggered by the news that her TV show has been canceled and that he is about to embark on a world tour with his group for 18 months. During a day of surf and sand the rock star and I run into each other and begin talking. Inadvertently, he reveals he and my ex began having sex a full year before she broke up with me. When I confronts her, she tells me she began feeling disconnected emotionally from me and she couldn't do anything to make our relationship work. Further exacerbating the situation is her obvious jealousy of the budding relationship between me and the concierge, while I (through observing her relationship with the rock star) begin to realize that my relationship with the ex wasn't as great as I remembered.
The 4 of us later share an awkward dinner together. After the dinner, I take the concierge back to my hotel room and we begin to have sex. The ex hears them through the wall and initiates sex with the rock star, moaning loudly for the benefit of the couple next door, and me and the concierge turn the situation into a competition and become even louder. When the rock star realizes my ex is clearly putting on a performance to provoke a reaction from me, he stops the sex and tells her the trip was a mistake as she's clearly not over me. They bicker furiously, prompting him to announce that the relationship is over. The next day I encounter him, and learn that he and my ex have broken up and that he is flying back to England. I go to the ex's room to console her where she admits she still loves me and tries to rekindle our romance. We start to engage in sexual activity, but I abruptly cut it off because of my feelings for the concierge, and my now ambivalent feelings towards the ex. I immediately go to the concierge to confess what happened, but she is hurt and demands that I leave and never contact her again. Before leaving, I take down a naked picture of the conciergel from a local bar despite enduring a beat-down from the owner.
I fly back to Los Angeles and after a period of sadness and self-loathing, I begin working on my Dracula puppet comedy-rock opera, A Taste for Love. I send an invitation to the concierge for the opening night performance. Although extremely hesitant at first, she eventually decides to attend. After the performance she congratulates me and tells me she's looking into attending school in the area. She leaves so I can bask in the success of my show, but quickly returns to my dressing room to tell me she misses me. I tell her that I have missed her, too. We embrace and kiss.
Just....wow....
I have no words
Have an upvote
Posted on 9/23/17 at 2:58 pm to GreatLakesTiger24
Yes! First Ginger too (overrated).
I got fired after she made up a bunch of shite about me. Then as I was being fired I told the idiot HR lady that she was retaliating because I wouldn't have sex with her anymore.
HR bitch was shocked!
Long story short -- everyone shunned her. I printed out a bunch of texts a month later of her making sexual remarks towards me, her talking shite about her co-workers and her bragging about getting people fired. Then I went to my old place of employment at 5 am and posted them on all the entrance doors and around the mail box to make sure people would find them.
She had to leave there because the atmosphere became so toxic and everyone had to go through sexual harassment training because of it. I also told everyone about her huge, green dildo.
Being fired was the best thing that ever happened to me.
I got a new job making almost 2x the money and got to GTFO of Shreveport, La.
I got fired after she made up a bunch of shite about me. Then as I was being fired I told the idiot HR lady that she was retaliating because I wouldn't have sex with her anymore.
HR bitch was shocked!
Long story short -- everyone shunned her. I printed out a bunch of texts a month later of her making sexual remarks towards me, her talking shite about her co-workers and her bragging about getting people fired. Then I went to my old place of employment at 5 am and posted them on all the entrance doors and around the mail box to make sure people would find them.
She had to leave there because the atmosphere became so toxic and everyone had to go through sexual harassment training because of it. I also told everyone about her huge, green dildo.
Being fired was the best thing that ever happened to me.
I got a new job making almost 2x the money and got to GTFO of Shreveport, La.
Posted on 9/23/17 at 3:01 pm to YouKnowIt
quote:what a fricking bitch move
I printed out a bunch of texts a month later of her making sexual remarks towards me, her talking shite about her co-workers and her bragging about getting people fired. Then I went to my old place of employment at 5 am and posted them on all the entrance doors and around the mail box to make sure people would find them.
Posted on 9/23/17 at 3:03 pm to Rouge
How so?
She made up lies about me to get me fired. I was the third person there she'd gotten fired.
frick her.
She made up lies about me to get me fired. I was the third person there she'd gotten fired.
frick her.
Posted on 9/23/17 at 3:07 pm to GreatLakesTiger24
Yes - I went on a company trip to Vegas and hooked up with the president's corporate secretary, when we got back we dated which he was cool with.
When we broke up I had to leave my job
True Story
When we broke up I had to leave my job
True Story
Posted on 9/23/17 at 3:15 pm to YouKnowIt
quote:so her shitbag move justifies you being a douche nozzle?
She made up lies about me to get me fired. I was the third person there she'd gotten fired.
Whatever helps you sleep at night
This post was edited on 9/23/17 at 3:16 pm
Posted on 9/23/17 at 3:25 pm to YouKnowIt
quote:
irst Ginger too (overrated).
You've obviously never had a ginger. Probably just some ugly redheaded bitch.
Posted on 9/23/17 at 3:28 pm to Darth_Vader
quote:
more clear
surly you mean clearer.
Posted on 9/23/17 at 3:30 pm to GreatLakesTiger24
Yep from my pharmacy days. It was one of the of the only upsides to being a floating pharmacist in retail and working in a hospital
Posted on 9/23/17 at 3:31 pm to Rouge
quote:
so her shitbag move justifies you being a douche nozzle?
My god your dense. No wonder your reputation on the board is so poor.
I had friends there. Some of whom had kids. She could have pulled the same stunt on someone else.
Wasn't going to let it happen and I certainly wasn't going to allow her to besmirch my reputation with lies.
That's probably the difference between you and me though. Much like on this board, you probably don't have much of a reputation to besmirch. You clearly have no ability to think of others.
I wouldn't expect someone of your ilk to understand.
Power on keyboard warrior!
Posted on 9/23/17 at 4:12 pm to YouKnowIt
Was sleeping with a co worker under me. The boss made me fire her. I put her in her own business. The business took off and I married her and quit my job.
So Yeah! Worked for me.
So Yeah! Worked for me.
Posted on 9/23/17 at 4:15 pm to GreatLakesTiger24
Yes, yes, and yes...... 
Posted on 9/23/17 at 4:18 pm to YouKnowIt
quote:you said you got fired due to lies
YouKnowIt
Instead of calling out those lies, you go the route that you went as you noted earlier
Sorry if you don't want to hear an opinion that does not line up with your justifications
My reputation on here? My ilk? Talking about me in other circles? That is some funny shite right there.
This post was edited on 9/23/17 at 4:19 pm
Posted on 9/23/17 at 4:37 pm to GreatLakesTiger24
Well, yeah.
Never got one prego, never broke up a home, and never got a life sentence with any of them.
I call that fricking winning.
Never got one prego, never broke up a home, and never got a life sentence with any of them.
I call that fricking winning.
Posted on 9/23/17 at 4:47 pm to GreatLakesTiger24
Did a pretty country club girl server in the salad bar once
Posted on 9/23/17 at 5:22 pm to GreatLakesTiger24
I would never dip my pen in the company ink
Posted on 9/23/17 at 10:40 pm to GreatLakesTiger24
The storys i could tell...restaurant biz my entire life.
Posted on 9/23/17 at 10:47 pm to nwacajun
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My god your dense.
Posted on 9/23/17 at 10:48 pm to GreatLakesTiger24
I used to get bjs from a female coworker almost daily when I was in college.
This post was edited on 9/23/17 at 11:13 pm
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