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Doctors remove 23” toy from man’s rectum
Posted on 9/3/18 at 7:07 pm
Posted on 9/3/18 at 7:07 pm
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The unnamed man turned up at the emergency room with a 23-inch sex toy lodged inside his colon. He apparently struggled to remove the toy at home.
Deciding he needed expert help, the red-faced 31-year-old went to hospital 24 hours after the sex toy became stuck.
He told doctors he was suffering from mild abdominal pain, but other than that had no symptoms that were causing concern.
X-rays showed a “long and large-sized” foreign body in his colon.
Sorry no pics. I know some of you baws like pics with your stories.
The unnamed man turned up at the emergency room with a 23-inch sex toy lodged inside his colon. He apparently struggled to remove the toy at home.
Deciding he needed expert help, the red-faced 31-year-old went to hospital 24 hours after the sex toy became stuck.
He told doctors he was suffering from mild abdominal pain, but other than that had no symptoms that were causing concern.
X-rays showed a “long and large-sized” foreign body in his colon.
Sorry no pics. I know some of you baws like pics with your stories.
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Posted on 9/3/18 at 7:08 pm to Dawgholio
Fine. Ill do it.
Posted on 9/3/18 at 7:09 pm to Dawgholio
Posted on 9/3/18 at 7:10 pm to Dawgholio
second time he did it in 5 minutes, dayum
Posted on 9/3/18 at 7:10 pm to gazelles
There's a lot of that going around.
Posted on 9/3/18 at 7:12 pm to Dawgholio
Rectum, he’ll, damn near killed him...
Posted on 9/3/18 at 7:13 pm to Dawgholio
quote:
Sorry no pics. I know some of you baws like pics with your stories
Yeah I'm good w/o pics. I can imagine what it would look like. How did me make it 24hrs?
Posted on 9/3/18 at 7:14 pm to Dawgholio
6 paragraphs down beford they give the location.
They could have just as easily started with "Doctors in Italy..."
"One in a million, doc, one in a million."
They could have just as easily started with "Doctors in Italy..."
"One in a million, doc, one in a million."
Posted on 9/3/18 at 7:25 pm to stealthy1
He should get an award for that.
Posted on 9/3/18 at 7:33 pm to Dawgholio
Inb4 Aggie related joke
Posted on 9/3/18 at 7:37 pm to Dawgholio
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Doctors remove 23” toy from Tigerbait08’s rectum
Paul Allen consoling him over his Nike loss.
This post was edited on 9/3/18 at 7:38 pm
Posted on 9/3/18 at 7:43 pm to Dawgholio
23 inches?? Was it coming out of his mouth?
Posted on 9/3/18 at 7:49 pm to crankbait
Posted on 9/3/18 at 7:51 pm to Dawgholio
I’m just glad Toddy is okay.
Posted on 9/3/18 at 7:58 pm to Martini
Good one...
Posted on 9/3/18 at 8:02 pm to Dawgholio
Hail Hitler
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