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Mingo Was His NameO
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Docs and other esteemed experts of the OT: tell me about my temperature
I've been sick over the last few days so I've been monitoring my temp. My "healthy" temp is around 95.3. What does this mean? Do I have ice water running through my veins and can't be bothered, or do I have the AIDS? Thanks


LSUengineer'12
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re: Docs and other esteemed experts of the OT: tell me about my temperature
it means your thermometer is broken.


fallguy_1978
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re: Docs and other esteemed experts of the OT: tell me about my temperature
I'm leaning towards the AIDS


TulaneFan
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re: Docs and other esteemed experts of the OT: tell me about my temperature
You’re borderline hypothermic


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Evil Little Thing
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re: Docs and other esteemed experts of the OT: tell me about my temperature
Your thyroid is dead. Or your thermometer is broken.


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Mingo Was His NameO
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re: Docs and other esteemed experts of the OT: tell me about my temperature
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it means your thermometer is broken


It's been like that ever since I can remember on many different thermometers. I doubt they were all defective.


shawnlsu
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re: Docs and other esteemed experts of the OT: tell me about my temperature
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it means your thermometer is broken

or he's an idiot that doesn't know how to take his temp.


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Evil Little Thing
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re: Docs and other esteemed experts of the OT: tell me about my temperature
Time to take it rectally to be sure


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Lithium
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re: Docs and other esteemed experts of the OT: tell me about my temperature
Well since the standard number of smart arse responses have been posted, 98.6 was an average temperature of a study of about 140 people in the 19th century. What we now know is there is a wide range for a normal temperature


cj35
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re: Docs and other esteemed experts of the OT: tell me about my temperature
You do realize that your boyfriend's penis is not actually a thermometer regardless of what he says?


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Anonymous95
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re: Docs and other esteemed experts of the OT: tell me about my temperature
It would seem crazy that every one of us would have the exact same body temperature when healthy.


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CoachChappy
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re: Docs and other esteemed experts of the OT: tell me about my temperature
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My "healthy" temp is around 95.3. What does this mean?


It just means you have a lower than average temperature. Mine stays around 97.2

98.6 is just an average.


Captain Crackysack
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re: Docs and other esteemed experts of the OT: tell me about my temperature
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esteemed experts of the OT

No such thing


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the LSUSaint
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re: Docs and other esteemed experts of the OT: tell me about my temperature
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98.6 is just an average.


So some stay around 100? I call bullshite


Passing Wind
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re: Docs and other esteemed experts of the OT: tell me about my temperature
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I call bullshite

Well that settles it. He’s called it.
/thread
This post was edited on 2/19 at 9:54 am


PearlJam
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re: Docs and other esteemed experts of the OT: tell me about my temperature
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My "healthy" temp is around 95.3.
This is highly unlikely unless you normally take your temperature orally immediately after having a cold drink.


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AU_251
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re: Docs and other esteemed experts of the OT: tell me about my temperature
Your blood needs changing. Around every 5 years your blood loses its ability to properly do its job, and your temp will slowly begin to decline. Once you get to 92 you only have a couple weeks

Start by finding a good vein, and start draining all your blood out. Once this stage is complete, report back for further instruction.


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OweO
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re: Docs and other esteemed experts of the OT: tell me about my temperature
I have no clue.


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the LSUSaint
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re: Docs and other esteemed experts of the OT: tell me about my temperature
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Well that settles it. He’s called it.
/thread


Answer the question...are you saying there are 10s of thousands of people that have a sustained body temp of 100 or over?

Because, someone in the thread said 98.6 was an "average" which means many lower and many higher..
I'm no doctor, but I'm lead to believe those higher temps would cause other severe issues if sustained at that level
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Aspercel
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re: Docs and other esteemed experts of the OT: tell me about my temperature
My normal temp is always pretty low too. Not quite that low, though. I’ve just always been that way.


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