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re: Do you spit when using a urinal?
Posted on 4/13/16 at 1:14 pm to Negative Nomad
Posted on 4/13/16 at 1:14 pm to Negative Nomad
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Only at home
urinal at home? Bet that room stanks
Posted on 4/13/16 at 1:15 pm to Large Farva
when I'm in the bathroom by myself and have a urinal available I'll start pissing and back up as far as I can while still pissing into the urinal. How far I can go back depends on how badly I had to go, but I've backed up pretty far before
Posted on 4/13/16 at 1:17 pm to Upperdecker
quote:
when I'm in the bathroom by myself and have a urinal available I'll start pissing and back up as far as I can while still pissing into the urinal. How far I can go back depends on how badly I had to go, but I've backed up pretty far before
do this all the time... and snapchat it
Posted on 4/13/16 at 1:17 pm to Upperdecker
quote:
when I'm in the bathroom by myself and have a urinal available I'll start pissing and back up as far as I can while still pissing into the urinal. How far I can go back depends on how badly I had to go, but I've backed up pretty far before
do this all the time... and snapchat it
Posted on 4/13/16 at 1:17 pm to Upperdecker
Can you get your stream on a higher plane above your head?
Posted on 4/13/16 at 1:17 pm to Upperdecker
thanks for pissing on the floor
Posted on 4/13/16 at 1:18 pm to Large Farva
Every single time, yes.
Posted on 4/13/16 at 1:19 pm to Upperdecker
quote:
when I'm in the bathroom by myself and have a urinal available I'll start pissing and back up as far as I can while still pissing into the urinal. How far I can go back depends on how badly I had to go, but I've backed up pretty far before

Posted on 4/13/16 at 1:19 pm to Large Farva
Not always, but sometimes. But here are 2 thins I ALWAYS DO:
1. Swat the attic string when I walk by it
2. Flush the toilet before I'm done pissing, to try and time my last drop with the end of the flush
1. Swat the attic string when I walk by it
2. Flush the toilet before I'm done pissing, to try and time my last drop with the end of the flush
Posted on 4/13/16 at 1:20 pm to High C
The closer you stand, the less it splashes.
Posted on 4/13/16 at 1:27 pm to HoustonGumbeauxGuy
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2. Flush the toilet before I'm done pissing, to try and time my last drop with the end of the flush
I also spit when I pee.
Posted on 4/13/16 at 1:30 pm to hogminer
quote:
Flush the toilet before I'm done pissing, to try and time my last drop with the end of the flush
do this... wife hates it!!!
also one other thing is if i get up to pee during the night, its like i always have to fart while pissing. Everytime! Not sure what it has to do with waking up from a dead sleep but its like clockwork.
Posted on 4/13/16 at 1:37 pm to oleyeller
I also spit through the stream. I award myself bonus points if while spitting I can simultaneously tear off a monster fart. 
This post was edited on 4/13/16 at 1:38 pm
Posted on 4/13/16 at 1:56 pm to HoustonGumbeauxGuy
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2. Flush the toilet before I'm done pissing, to try and time my last drop with the end of the flush
Every single time I pee. I have lost numerous times. But the ones I win I feel like I have accomplished something of epic proportions.
Posted on 4/13/16 at 1:57 pm to HoustonGumbeauxGuy
quote:
1. Swat the attic string when I walk by it
2. Flush the toilet before I'm done pissing, to try and time my last drop with the end of the flush
I do both of these. And I spit in the urinal
Posted on 4/13/16 at 1:57 pm to oleyeller
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i like to start pissing, then spit and try to get it to hit mid stream of my piss. Its like a little game i play with myself
Every damn time.
Posted on 4/13/16 at 1:57 pm to Large Farva
It's the law. Spit then pee.
Posted on 4/13/16 at 1:59 pm to Large Farva
In 36 years I've never heard of spitting while using the urinal. What's the purpose of this?
Posted on 4/13/16 at 2:13 pm to Large Farva
quote:Only if someone is passed out in it.
Do you spit when using a urinal?
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