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re: Do you spit when using a urinal?

Posted on 4/13/16 at 1:14 pm to
Posted by oleyeller
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Member since Oct 2012
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Posted on 4/13/16 at 1:14 pm to
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Only at home


urinal at home? Bet that room stanks
Posted by Upperdecker
St. George, LA
Member since Nov 2014
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Posted on 4/13/16 at 1:15 pm to
when I'm in the bathroom by myself and have a urinal available I'll start pissing and back up as far as I can while still pissing into the urinal. How far I can go back depends on how badly I had to go, but I've backed up pretty far before
Posted by oleyeller
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Member since Oct 2012
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Posted on 4/13/16 at 1:17 pm to
quote:

when I'm in the bathroom by myself and have a urinal available I'll start pissing and back up as far as I can while still pissing into the urinal. How far I can go back depends on how badly I had to go, but I've backed up pretty far before



do this all the time... and snapchat it
Posted by oleyeller
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Member since Oct 2012
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Posted on 4/13/16 at 1:17 pm to
quote:

when I'm in the bathroom by myself and have a urinal available I'll start pissing and back up as far as I can while still pissing into the urinal. How far I can go back depends on how badly I had to go, but I've backed up pretty far before



do this all the time... and snapchat it
Posted by SuperSaint
Sorting Out OT BS Since '2007'
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Posted on 4/13/16 at 1:17 pm to
Can you get your stream on a higher plane above your head?
Posted by Topwater Trout
Red Stick
Member since Oct 2010
70176 posts
Posted on 4/13/16 at 1:17 pm to
thanks for pissing on the floor
Posted by Das Jackal
Da Bayou
Member since Sep 2011
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Posted on 4/13/16 at 1:18 pm to
Every single time, yes.
Posted by High C
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Posted on 4/13/16 at 1:19 pm to

quote:

when I'm in the bathroom by myself and have a urinal available I'll start pissing and back up as far as I can while still pissing into the urinal. How far I can go back depends on how badly I had to go, but I've backed up pretty far before



Posted by HoustonGumbeauxGuy
Member since Jul 2011
33742 posts
Posted on 4/13/16 at 1:19 pm to
Not always, but sometimes. But here are 2 thins I ALWAYS DO:

1. Swat the attic string when I walk by it
2. Flush the toilet before I'm done pissing, to try and time my last drop with the end of the flush

Posted by meeple
Carcassonne
Member since May 2011
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Posted on 4/13/16 at 1:20 pm to
The closer you stand, the less it splashes.
Posted by hogminer
Bella Vista, AR.
Member since Apr 2010
10425 posts
Posted on 4/13/16 at 1:27 pm to
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2. Flush the toilet before I'm done pissing, to try and time my last drop with the end of the flush


I do this every time.

I also spit when I pee.
Posted by oleyeller
Vols, Bitch
Member since Oct 2012
32611 posts
Posted on 4/13/16 at 1:30 pm to
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Flush the toilet before I'm done pissing, to try and time my last drop with the end of the flush



do this... wife hates it!!!

also one other thing is if i get up to pee during the night, its like i always have to fart while pissing. Everytime! Not sure what it has to do with waking up from a dead sleep but its like clockwork.
Posted by JoePepitone
Waffle House #1494
Member since Feb 2014
12207 posts
Posted on 4/13/16 at 1:37 pm to
I also spit through the stream. I award myself bonus points if while spitting I can simultaneously tear off a monster fart.
This post was edited on 4/13/16 at 1:38 pm
Posted by Large Farva
New Orleans
Member since Jan 2013
8749 posts
Posted on 4/13/16 at 1:56 pm to
quote:

2. Flush the toilet before I'm done pissing, to try and time my last drop with the end of the flush


Every single time I pee. I have lost numerous times. But the ones I win I feel like I have accomplished something of epic proportions.
Posted by TexasTiger90
Rocky Mountain High
Member since Jul 2014
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Posted on 4/13/16 at 1:57 pm to
ALWAYS
Posted by Pintail
Member since Nov 2011
12160 posts
Posted on 4/13/16 at 1:57 pm to
quote:

1. Swat the attic string when I walk by it
2. Flush the toilet before I'm done pissing, to try and time my last drop with the end of the flush




I do both of these. And I spit in the urinal
Posted by MaHittaMaHitta
Member since May 2014
3199 posts
Posted on 4/13/16 at 1:57 pm to
quote:

i like to start pissing, then spit and try to get it to hit mid stream of my piss. Its like a little game i play with myself


Every damn time.
Posted by Jimmy2shoes
The South
Member since Mar 2014
11004 posts
Posted on 4/13/16 at 1:57 pm to
It's the law. Spit then pee.
Posted by Goldrush25
San Diego, CA
Member since Oct 2012
33964 posts
Posted on 4/13/16 at 1:59 pm to
In 36 years I've never heard of spitting while using the urinal. What's the purpose of this?
Posted by papasmurf1269
Hells Pass
Member since Apr 2005
21468 posts
Posted on 4/13/16 at 2:13 pm to
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Do you spit when using a urinal?
Only if someone is passed out in it.
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