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re: Do You Know Of Anyone Who Hired An Escort
Posted on 11/30/16 at 10:22 pm to dabigfella
Posted on 11/30/16 at 10:22 pm to dabigfella
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guys the only way you get busted is if you use craigslist or backpage like a moron. No smokeshow with all her teeth will see anyone who isnt verified by p411 or datecheck.
we get it man, you've fricked a lot of hookers. You make it sound like someone is arguing with you or something
This post was edited on 11/30/16 at 10:23 pm
Posted on 11/30/16 at 10:36 pm to OWLFAN86
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you haven't lived til a Vegas escort snorts a line of coke off of your cock then the two of you go on a 24 hour bender which ends in the death of a pit boss followed with a celebratory rooty tooty fresh and fruity breakfast at Dennys
Preach!
Posted on 11/30/16 at 10:38 pm to WhiskeyTangoFoxtrot
This thread has a lot more honesty than I thought it would.
Posted on 11/30/16 at 10:39 pm to Ed Osteen
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we get it man, you've fricked a lot of hookers. You make it sound like someone is arguing with you or something
No shite. Thanks for saying it. He just can't help putting the douche in douche bag.
Posted on 11/30/16 at 10:45 pm to LCA131
Dab clearly isn't heard enough in his real life so it echos here
This post was edited on 11/30/16 at 10:46 pm
Posted on 11/30/16 at 10:51 pm to OweO
A friend and I banged a couple chics in Pensecola off of backpage while on a fishing trip. A hour of anything goes banging for 200 bones. She leaves never to be seen again and I go to sleep. 'Twas great.
Chick was actually pretty cool
I plan on using them alot when I get old. As long as I have 401K I will be banging 20yo poon until I die
Chick was actually pretty cool
I plan on using them alot when I get old. As long as I have 401K I will be banging 20yo poon until I die

Posted on 11/30/16 at 10:56 pm to OweO
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Your cock isn't big enough to snort enough coke to make a difference.
You could be hung like a baby and still do that. You only need a bump if it's good blow.
Posted on 11/30/16 at 10:58 pm to Bushmaster
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Costa Rica is a nice place to visit also
Ahhhh the great Hotel Del Ray where you can bang a legit OT-8 for $80.
Posted on 11/30/16 at 11:01 pm to LSUDUKE
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If anyone wants to buy me a "date" I'll tell you where to find these women. I'm not talking backpage here, there are fine arse women that tour all over spending a few nights in each city including all the major cities in Louisiana. dukemonstersearch@gmail.com
Your boy angling to mooch illicit sex from someone on here.


Posted on 11/30/16 at 11:32 pm to TheArrogantCorndog
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I would love to frick my way through a red light district... what kind of prices we talkin??
Google Tijuana Hong Kong. A buddy tells me there are dozens of hot senoritas all available for about $50/hr plus any tips you want to give. Supposedly Hong Kong and the bar across the street are the best brothels this side of Amsterdam. I was too drunk and out of cash so I hitched a ride back to San Diego and missed out on a 36 hour coke and whore fest.
I was in Juarez a few weeks ago and there are "massage" places all over the tourist zone. A friend of mine said you walk in, pay $60, pick your girl from a lineup, then go to a "private" room for an hour. It is an extra $20 if you want them to massage your johnson in their mouth without a condom.
The girls at this particular spot were not as attractive as the TJ girls, but they were better than any real ads you see on backpage.
Google "juarez massage" if you want more info.
Prostitution is decriminalized in Canada. Go to any of the major cities and you will find whatever you are looking for. Prices in Canada would be higher than Mexico I imagine.
Posted on 11/30/16 at 11:36 pm to OweO
How big a load you moving and where's it going? I've got a few numbers you can call.
Posted on 11/30/16 at 11:45 pm to AZTarheeel
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Tijuana Hong Kong
This place looks legit af. 30 mins from San Diego and it says they even have a service to pick you up at the border and drive you there. Might have to make a trip before Trump puts the wall up.
Posted on 11/30/16 at 11:59 pm to jmarto1
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This post was edited on 12/1/16 at 11:37 pm
Posted on 12/1/16 at 12:30 am to OweO
I could tell you a hundred stories about guys and hookers. My favorite is this older Cuban guy about 6 months ago. He's drunk at the bar and I had noticed he was flashing around a lot of cash and sure enough not long after a hooker showed up. I don't work at the bar but it was slow so I was able to keep my eye on them from across the casino. I keep seeing the girl look across to her pimp and giving him signals so I know they're trying to roll him.
About 30 minutes later he comes over to me for whatever reason and as he's walking away I tell him to be careful and told him what I had seen. He wasn't really all that shaken and said 'oh really? Well I used to do a little boxing in the day but good lookin out' and gave me $100.
So he goes back to the bar for a little bit and I see him and the hooker leaving and he was kinda staggering and she was helping him head back to the rooms. Then I see the pimp walking about 30 feet behind them back that way so I called security because this old man is about to get robbed. I see some security guards rush back that way and about 5 minutes later I see security with the pimp handcuffed and his face all bloodied.
I saw the old man the next day and he said he kept seeing the guy following him and was looking in a mirror and saw the guy coming up on him, grabbed a glass ash tray and smashed it into his temple. I've seen him in passing a few times since then and he always gives me $100.
About 30 minutes later he comes over to me for whatever reason and as he's walking away I tell him to be careful and told him what I had seen. He wasn't really all that shaken and said 'oh really? Well I used to do a little boxing in the day but good lookin out' and gave me $100.
So he goes back to the bar for a little bit and I see him and the hooker leaving and he was kinda staggering and she was helping him head back to the rooms. Then I see the pimp walking about 30 feet behind them back that way so I called security because this old man is about to get robbed. I see some security guards rush back that way and about 5 minutes later I see security with the pimp handcuffed and his face all bloodied.
I saw the old man the next day and he said he kept seeing the guy following him and was looking in a mirror and saw the guy coming up on him, grabbed a glass ash tray and smashed it into his temple. I've seen him in passing a few times since then and he always gives me $100.
Posted on 12/1/16 at 12:42 am to JG77056
That shite is so common, especially with floor girls. Friends always find it amazing that I can walk in to a casino and pick the hookers out. I'm sure you've got it down to a science by now.
Posted on 12/1/16 at 1:15 am to jmarto1
Red bottom shoes, smallish purse on elbow, cell phone out and looking around at every guy. The shoes are optional because some girls do just wear them to the club but if the last 3 line up its a hooker every time. They usually have another girl with them also.
Posted on 12/1/16 at 1:21 am to LSUDUKE
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It's kind of odd how it works, I never imagined what type of things you could find until I really looked. When I found these sites I still thought I was out of place because the women were so fine that I never thought I stood a chance but $ is all that matters. If anyone wants to buy me a "date" I'll tell you where to find these women. I'm not talking backpage here, there are fine arse women that tour all over spending a few nights in each city including all the major cities in Louisiana.
Nice advertising, LSUDUKEPIMP
Posted on 12/1/16 at 1:24 am to JG77056
Legit CSB.
To add to the thread, if you're ever in Punta Cana, check out the Blue Light Lounge
To add to the thread, if you're ever in Punta Cana, check out the Blue Light Lounge

Posted on 12/1/16 at 4:58 am to OweO
I don't know anybody personally, but I do see a lot of positive STD tests on old men. Get it gramps. 

Posted on 12/1/16 at 6:49 am to OweO
I had a buddy who use to hang out at the Whore Houses in Amelia. It was fronted as a titty bar. He would walk in sit down and order a drink. He would ask the first girl that approached him which one was "selling" They would normally tell him, he'd buy a "Big Bottle" of champagne and bring them to the trailer out back and frick.
Now he's almost 60 living in China working as an inspector on a big priject making $300,000 a year. He has a 23 year old and 27 year old Chinese girl living with him. All he does does is put his clothes on, they take care of the rest, from bathing him, fixing his food, washing clothes, BJ's on command, he's living the life.
Now he's almost 60 living in China working as an inspector on a big priject making $300,000 a year. He has a 23 year old and 27 year old Chinese girl living with him. All he does does is put his clothes on, they take care of the rest, from bathing him, fixing his food, washing clothes, BJ's on command, he's living the life.
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