Do you have a safe deposit box

Why the frick would I tell you where my valuables are.

I just got a vasectomy so pretty soon I’ll be safely depositing into my wife’s box. Does that count?

Events of the last 10 years or more have left me with ZERO faith and trust in banks.

Multiple

Nope. I'm not 80 years old.

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Upvote for not calling it a SAFETY deposit box.

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exactly, mine's in a real safe place, right next to my hot water heater

Yes. 70 miles from home at a bank no one would look at.

My cousin will be given the key if I die.

He's my son's parrain, it's enough to care for my son.

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Its the only place I put important documents at.

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Do you need the word at?

Research before storing stuff in a bank box.

The recent caselaw has basically given the banks zero liability for losing or just throwing away your stuff. (And it's surprisingly common.)

Caselaw has also given law enforcement lots of leniency to raid at will, seize, and keep whatever they find, even when the raid/warrant/purpose was for someone else's box.

FBI went to a bank and just drilled and emptied ALL of the boxes, just because they could.

Plus the boxes now either lose money or don't make enough for it to be worth the bank's trouble, so most are trying to get rid of them.

You definitely don't see them getting installed at many newly constructed branches.