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re: Do You Chew with Your Mouth Closed When Others Aren't Around?

Posted on 3/27/26 at 7:38 am to
Posted by SmackoverHawg
Member since Oct 2011
31604 posts
Posted on 3/27/26 at 7:38 am to
How can you even do that and still breathe through your mouth?
Posted by One72
Member since Jul 2022
1480 posts
Posted on 3/27/26 at 7:42 am to
I do what I want.

Smacking, no smacking. Either or.

I don’t care about what others think while I’m eating.

I’m fricking hungry and I’m not about to get all Martha Stewart about how it gets in.

Weirdos.
Posted by jeffsdad
Member since Mar 2007
24860 posts
Posted on 3/27/26 at 7:42 am to
The only time you are allowed to chew with your mouth open is if you are on the Russian front and eating that thick black bread with thin goulash. The ONLY time. One of the few scenes in movies that make me hungry, Lucky guys there.
Posted by lsugerberbaby
baton rouge
Member since Mar 2008
3067 posts
Posted on 3/27/26 at 9:15 am to
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Hearing someone chew while there isn't other noises going on is pure torture to me. It's like I feel like a ticking time bomb listening to it.


Man, I hear ya. With you 100% on this. I have an employee that eats almonds every day at 12:15. It's like he's chewing on rocks. I typically save any errand to run during this time...or throw my Airpods in, because...

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It's like I feel like a ticking time bomb listening to it.


This.
Posted by Everyday Is Saturday
Member since Dec 2025
1510 posts
Posted on 3/27/26 at 9:25 am to
Hell, I don’t use silverware when others aren’t around.
Posted by shutterspeed
MS Gulf Coast
Member since May 2007
72424 posts
Posted on 3/27/26 at 9:35 am to
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I eat the same when nobody is around that I do when around others. Not like a fricking savage.


Do you also say, “Excuse me,” when you toot and no one’s around? Cos that’s good manners too.
Posted by crimsonsaint
Member since Nov 2009
37834 posts
Posted on 3/27/26 at 9:49 am to
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It’s unbelievably annoying.


I had to do a two month training once. Probably 30 ppl in a room the size / shape of a single wide trailer. A fat guy sitting next to me ate his lunch everyday with his mouth open. Ppl would turn around and give us dirty looks. I’d throw my hands up like it ain’t me. After the first couple of weeks, when he pulled out his lunch that was my cue to leave.
Posted by duckblind56
South of Ellick
Member since Sep 2023
5320 posts
Posted on 3/27/26 at 9:25 pm to
Damn, DV looks like all the smackers are downvoting us.
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