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re: Do You Chew with Your Mouth Closed When Others Aren't Around?
Posted on 3/27/26 at 7:38 am to shutterspeed
Posted on 3/27/26 at 7:38 am to shutterspeed
How can you even do that and still breathe through your mouth?
Posted on 3/27/26 at 7:42 am to shutterspeed
I do what I want.
Smacking, no smacking. Either or.
I don’t care about what others think while I’m eating.
I’m fricking hungry and I’m not about to get all Martha Stewart about how it gets in.
Weirdos.
Smacking, no smacking. Either or.
I don’t care about what others think while I’m eating.
I’m fricking hungry and I’m not about to get all Martha Stewart about how it gets in.
Weirdos.
Posted on 3/27/26 at 7:42 am to shutterspeed
The only time you are allowed to chew with your mouth open is if you are on the Russian front and eating that thick black bread with thin goulash. The ONLY time. One of the few scenes in movies that make me hungry, Lucky guys there.
Posted on 3/27/26 at 9:15 am to TeddyPadillac
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Hearing someone chew while there isn't other noises going on is pure torture to me. It's like I feel like a ticking time bomb listening to it.
Man, I hear ya. With you 100% on this. I have an employee that eats almonds every day at 12:15. It's like he's chewing on rocks. I typically save any errand to run during this time...or throw my Airpods in, because...
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It's like I feel like a ticking time bomb listening to it.
This.
Posted on 3/27/26 at 9:25 am to shutterspeed
Hell, I don’t use silverware when others aren’t around.
Posted on 3/27/26 at 9:35 am to SelaTiger
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I eat the same when nobody is around that I do when around others. Not like a fricking savage.
Do you also say, “Excuse me,” when you toot and no one’s around? Cos that’s good manners too.
Posted on 3/27/26 at 9:49 am to NotoriousFSU
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It’s unbelievably annoying.
I had to do a two month training once. Probably 30 ppl in a room the size / shape of a single wide trailer. A fat guy sitting next to me ate his lunch everyday with his mouth open. Ppl would turn around and give us dirty looks. I’d throw my hands up like it ain’t me. After the first couple of weeks, when he pulled out his lunch that was my cue to leave.
Posted on 3/27/26 at 9:25 pm to Darth_Vader
Damn, DV looks like all the smackers are downvoting us.
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