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re: Do we have any Splenda Daddies on the OT?

Posted on 12/18/21 at 12:36 am to
Posted by shel311
McKinney, Texas
Member since Aug 2004
112624 posts
Posted on 12/18/21 at 12:36 am to
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you're the dumbass here, it's a hell of a lot easier to just put the pussy in the budget with no emotional bullshite/baggage, hit and run with a little extra, if you will, I'll bet most of you guys that are married on here put up with holy hell and wish you'd get laid once or twice a week, and much less nubile than a college girl
The only way this take is remotely logical is if you assume this dude in the OP can't get a few FWB on his own without having to spend 13% of his income to do so.

He could have 5 FWB at this price with money to spare and get laid way more often and not have to spend hours per week giving them "life advice" which sounds about as fun as pulling teeth.
Posted by shel311
McKinney, Texas
Member since Aug 2004
112624 posts
Posted on 12/18/21 at 12:40 am to
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not using you for an ATM
That is literally the only thing this girl is keeping the OP around for.
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I will give you a tip I learned from an old pro on finding a new baby. Have some plain white business cards made with just your first name on the front and your number on the back. When you go to the grocery/eat/coffee etc and see that smoking hot 18/19yo working the cash register/waitress that you’re interested in, hand her a $50 bill for a tip with the business card. They may not txt right away but the curiosity usually gets the better of them. I’ve gotten my last 2 babies like this. My current is a 19yo nursing student I snagged at the cash register of a Starbucks with this trick in the drive thru.

It's adorable that you want people to believe this nonsense but are so far out of your league that you don't realize the OP's chick is only using him for money.
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
88565 posts
Posted on 12/18/21 at 12:41 am to
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I don't have your email. If you're comfortable posting it, I'll grab it asap and tell you when to delete.



I'll have to make one up to keep these clowns on here at bay if you get on here tomorrow(forgot it's Saturday,) barge in if you see me posting, I'll have one by then, but bug the hell out of AA, I just went to a Stan meeting (two actually,) and they are begging for applicants, we need you young man!!
Posted by HerkFlyer
Auburn, AL
Member since Jan 2018
3211 posts
Posted on 12/18/21 at 12:42 am to
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I'll have to make one up to keep these clowns on here at bay


Don't blame you, will do. Don't go to too much trouble.

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I just went to a Stan meeting (two actually,) and they are begging for applicants, we need you young man!!


My app is tight and up to date.
This post was edited on 12/18/21 at 12:44 am
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
88565 posts
Posted on 12/18/21 at 12:44 am to
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My app is tight and up to date.



it's going to happen for you, and soon!
Posted by foosball
Member since Nov 2021
2293 posts
Posted on 12/18/21 at 12:46 am to
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She definitely feels like a good friend at this point


when she secures the bag and drives to sugar daddy #4
Posted by WinnPtiger
Fort Worth
Member since Mar 2011
24952 posts
Posted on 12/18/21 at 2:10 am to
you can frick multiple good looking escorts a month for less than that
Posted by lsu xman
Member since Oct 2006
16704 posts
Posted on 12/18/21 at 2:22 am to
Sounds like you're in love with the girl.

$25K pretax. Still not too bad. I know a baw that bought his OT4 wife a $40K car. So most females come at a price.
Posted by tigerpimpbot
Chairman of the Pool Board
Member since Nov 2011
68789 posts
Posted on 12/18/21 at 6:30 am to
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I'm gonna pay her $3000/ month not to frick you.


That’s how you cock block on a professional level.
Posted by Asharad
Tiamat
Member since Dec 2010
6290 posts
Posted on 12/18/21 at 6:33 am to
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We only spend 10% of our time having sex.
Then you aren't getting your money's worth.
Posted by tigersbh
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2005
12556 posts
Posted on 12/18/21 at 6:41 am to
No I’m a Christian so I can’t be a Splenda Daddy.
Posted by nola tiger lsu
Member since Nov 2007
6945 posts
Posted on 12/18/21 at 7:06 am to
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Your wife or GF will cost you just as much if not more in the long run


Actually not, mine works, we make similar money and split expenses... this concept of them bossing you or costing you money means you choose poorly.
Posted by nola tiger lsu
Member since Nov 2007
6945 posts
Posted on 12/18/21 at 7:21 am to
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I'll bet most of you guys that are married on here put up with holy hell


You all are in some bad marriages. Jeeze.
Posted by Bjorn Cyborg
Member since Sep 2016
34016 posts
Posted on 12/18/21 at 7:23 am to
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you don't realize the OP's chick is only using him for money


You're like the third person on this thread to post something similar. Are you retarded?

Of course she's using him and he's using her. They both know this and are OK with it.

And the other posters throwing around the word "simp" don't know what it means. There is nothing in this scenario that has anything to do with being a simp. It's a totally misuse of the word.

A simp would be if he was paying her and not getting laid.
Posted by jmarto1
Houma, LA/ Las Vegas, NV
Member since Mar 2008
37955 posts
Posted on 12/18/21 at 7:24 am to
There is value in being able to trade them in and get another one
Posted by LSU Grad Alabama Fan
369 Cardboard Box Lane
Member since Nov 2019
13913 posts
Posted on 12/18/21 at 7:26 am to
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you don't realize the OP's chick is only using him for money.



Posted by tigerpimpbot
Chairman of the Pool Board
Member since Nov 2011
68789 posts
Posted on 12/18/21 at 8:00 am to
I’ve been married for over 20 years. I have a question. What kind of nasty stuff does she do in the sack for a little extra coin? Asking for a friend.
Posted by NPComb
Member since Jan 2019
27966 posts
Posted on 12/18/21 at 8:03 am to
So does she just call you, “Dad” instead of “Daddy?”
Posted by LSU Grad Alabama Fan
369 Cardboard Box Lane
Member since Nov 2019
13913 posts
Posted on 12/18/21 at 8:06 am to
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I’ve been married for over 20 years. I have a question. What kind of nasty stuff does she do in the sack for a little extra coin? Asking for a friend.



We've had discussions about going to a "couples swap" resort. I don't see it happening though.
This post was edited on 12/18/21 at 8:07 am
Posted by LSU Grad Alabama Fan
369 Cardboard Box Lane
Member since Nov 2019
13913 posts
Posted on 12/18/21 at 8:07 am to
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So does she just call you, “Dad” instead of “Daddy?”



She sometimes calls me pappi.
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