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Divorce Parties???

Posted on 5/29/15 at 5:04 pm
Posted by athenslife101
Member since Feb 2013
18555 posts
Posted on 5/29/15 at 5:04 pm
Supposedly they are a thing. I'm going to one later. I didn't even know the dude was married. I'm not sure what the point of one is, especially considering it's going to be a lot of people from work.
Posted by lsuwontonwrap
Member since Aug 2012
34147 posts
Posted on 5/29/15 at 5:05 pm to
:inb4trashy:

Yeah, I've heard of women having them.
Posted by MasCervezas
Ocean Springs
Member since Jul 2013
7958 posts
Posted on 5/29/15 at 5:05 pm to
never heard of them, but it does sound like a good idea. It's like the reverse bachelor party

eta:
quote:

i've heard of women having them


yeah, that definitely sounds trashy af. Celebrating divorce by shoving the cock down their throat
This post was edited on 5/29/15 at 5:07 pm
Posted by ForeverLSU02
Albany
Member since Jun 2007
52147 posts
Posted on 5/29/15 at 5:06 pm to
quote:

Divorce Parties???
Same thing as a laxative party, right?
Posted by trilltiger
LA
Member since Nov 2007
2677 posts
Posted on 5/29/15 at 5:06 pm to
Bang a coworker
Posted by Breesus
House of the Rising Sun
Member since Jan 2010
66982 posts
Posted on 5/29/15 at 5:06 pm to
quote:

I'm not sure what the point of one is,


Make your left hand into a fist, but loosen the thumb and index finger slightly.

Now make your right hand job to a fist and extend only your index finger.

Jam the index finger into the opening in your left fist.

Repeat this last step a few times with increasing intensity. Then slow down and take a nap.

That's your answer.
Posted by Dandy Lion
Member since Feb 2010
50249 posts
Posted on 5/29/15 at 5:07 pm to
Went to one in Italy, eons ago (1996 or so). Blew my mind (the concept, the antics at the party were pretty much to be expected).
Posted by Circle K Beggar
Somewhere in the lower 48
Member since Feb 2011
6155 posts
Posted on 5/29/15 at 5:09 pm to
I'd be cringing the whole time.
Posted by Dandy Lion
Member since Feb 2010
50249 posts
Posted on 5/29/15 at 5:16 pm to
quote:

I'd be cringing the whole time.

Meh. Really good food and alcohol, dope, blow, there were some hotties, some hookers, not bad.

The divorceé was the president of our partners (in reality, master license holders responsible for design, production and distribution, and we were their distributors in two countries), so I was obliged.

ETA dope, blow. For those who wanted it. Hookers, as well.
This post was edited on 5/29/15 at 5:40 pm
Posted by Tigerwaffe
Orlando
Member since Sep 2007
4975 posts
Posted on 5/29/15 at 5:16 pm to
quote:

especially considering it's going to be a lot of people from work.

Usually some broad shows up and fricks the guy. You got any good looking chicks at work?
Posted by CoachChappy
Member since May 2013
32534 posts
Posted on 5/29/15 at 5:29 pm to
A party to celebrate your buddy's release back into the wild. I support it
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
73856 posts
Posted on 5/29/15 at 5:36 pm to
pretty much a hall pass for all women to act like the sluts that they all are with amnesty for slut stigma(as if they care,) when they return to work, dude will get laid, as will just about anyone else who wants to, it's a free for all
Posted by athenslife101
Member since Feb 2013
18555 posts
Posted on 5/29/15 at 5:37 pm to
We have some all time MILFs from 35-55 that are flirty and awesome but they are not DTF being married and having kids and all. All the chicks in their 20s are overweight and pretentious.
Posted by aVatiger
Water
Member since Jan 2006
27967 posts
Posted on 5/29/15 at 5:37 pm to
quote:

I'm not sure what the point of one is,



hookers and blow, clearly
Posted by Libertariantiger
Member since Nov 2012
981 posts
Posted on 5/29/15 at 7:19 pm to
Dude I think that post may describe 2015 as a whole.
Posted by tke857
Member since Jan 2012
12195 posts
Posted on 5/29/15 at 7:29 pm to
When women have it it's more like an excuse to get some strange party
Posted by athenslife101
Member since Feb 2013
18555 posts
Posted on 5/29/15 at 7:39 pm to
It sucks, doesn't it. We had some married foreign hot chick telling us about her discovery and fascination with flavored condoms. Man I was fricking teased.

Where the frick are the cool younger chicks. Why does it seem like these women get cooler as they get a little older.
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