re: Dick bumping? Please tell me this is not a thing.

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Hilarious shite.

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Neither does pointing out that this is stupid.
Why is it stupid?

Since when did you get to decide what is stupid

To me, wearing a tie is stupid. To me, spending crazy money on a watch is stupid.

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Come on man, you're trying s bit hard here my dude....

He is stating his opinion that it is stupid, and it looks like my opinion runs parallel with his...

I'm as confident with my sexuality as humanly possible but I still don't want some guy running up to me face to face and pelvic thrusting in my direction to try and bump hips or innermost thighs or nut sacks or any of the lower half of my body.... that cubs team does seem a little weird and I have noticed cubs fans come across as off too, haven't ever really noticed that until the last few weeks... they LOVE them some faded backwards hats

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Why is it stupid?

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Because grown STRAIGHT men should not be bumping dicks on national TV in front of 30million people. It's stupid and gay.

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Was very uncomfortable when my son asked me what the hell they were doing.

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You should teach your son to clean up his fricking language

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Because grown STRAIGHT men should not be bumping dicks on national TV in front of 30million people. It's stupid and gay.

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You realize you're screaming to the world that you have moments when you doubt your heterosexuality right? Relax pumpkin..

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You realize you're screaming to the world that you have moments when you doubt your heterosexuality right? Relax pumpkin..

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thats the dumbest logic ever....


So if someone is rubbing their genitals together on national tv and you think it looks stupid and gay, then you must be having doubts about your own sexuality?? Wut?!! The frick?!!

Yeah I guess the next celebration may be to get on your knees and stick your tongue out while your teammate grabs the back of your head and pelvic grinds his junk all in your face!! That would be awesome right?!! And I mean if you think it looks stupid and gay, then you must be showing the world that you may actually doubt your heterosexuality... I mean nttiawwt

What dumb logic... the fricking cubs look like a bunch of homos with the celebration... fact

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if someone is rubbing their genitals together

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Not rub. Bumped.

You've got kids. You should figure this out because they share your dna. Don't teach them to self hate like you do man.

eta: the kids comment was to the guy yelling at his kid.

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Not rub. Bumped.

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oh ok, so we actually found the line...

Sooo if people are just bumping the heads of their dicks together and you question it and say it looks stupid and gay then you are questioning your heterosexuality.... but but but if people 'rub' their dick heads togetherness on national tv and you say it looks gay is frick, it's because it's inappropriate and pretty much gay af...

Am I getting the logic right?

First off,who's yelling at kids? Second of all, telling my kid that bumping or rubbing his dick against another man dick is wrong means im self hating? Please tell me you aren't raising children.