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DemonKA3268
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Deputies arrest strange dancing naked man at McDonald's in Florida
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Deputies responded to an incident of a male taking his clothes off dancing strangely in a McDonald's.
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Witnesses believed the man must have been on drugs.
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The witness also stated that it looked as though the male was trying to have relations with a railing.
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dyslexic
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DemonKA3268
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re: Deputies arrest strange dancing naked man at McDonald's in Florida
Yep, crazy place.


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theunknownknight
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re: Deputies arrest strange dancing naked man at McDonald's in Florida
Probably finally came across an operating McDonald’s ice cream machine and didn’t know what to do next


DemonKA3268
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Probably finally came across an operating McDonald’s ice cream machine and didn’t know what to do next


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Jim Rockford
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re: Deputies arrest strange dancing naked man at McDonald's in Florida
Ben Stiller looking rough these days.


DemonKA3268
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Ben Stiller looking rough these days.


Dude has some crazy eyes


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SEClint
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Walking the Earth
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re: Deputies arrest strange dancing naked man at McDonald's in Florida
My mother always told me to dance like nobody is watching.

And if nobody is watching then I'm dancing naked.


DemonKA3268
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My mother always told me to dance like nobody is watching. And if nobody is watching then I'm dancing naked.


It's all good clean fun until you try to have sex with the railing though.


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SelaTiger
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re: Deputies arrest strange dancing naked man at McDonald's in Florida
Must have been flaka.


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OweO
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re: Deputies arrest strange dancing naked man at McDonald's in Florida
Not sure if he is or not, but he looks like he would be a native Floridian.


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MBclass83
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re: Deputies arrest strange dancing naked man at McDonald's in Florida
I wouldn't exactly call that ice cream.


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Motorboat
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The witness also stated that it looked as though the male was trying to have relations with a railing.


I may or may not have done this at Phish concert after a couple hits of acid.


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