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re: Dentist appointment postgame thread

Posted on 5/30/18 at 10:09 am to
Posted by PoppaD
Texas
Member since Feb 2008
5376 posts
Posted on 5/30/18 at 10:09 am to
The flossing is not just for cavities, its for getting nasty rotten food out from between your teeth.

You no flosser's probably have some nasty arse breath. I dare you to floss and smell the floss after. That's why your breath is stinking.
Posted by Maytheporkbewithyou
Member since Aug 2016
14238 posts
Posted on 5/30/18 at 10:10 am to
I brush twice a day and floss after every meal. In fact, I carry a small container of floss in my pocket. Just like a pocket knife, I never leave home without it. I've never had a cavity either. I also have a dental plan that gives me three cleanings a year and I go to all 3. You only get one set of teeth. Better take care of them.

Also, some of you baws better learn how to wash your hands and carry Germ-x in your trucks. Unless you like being sick. There are some real nasty frickers out there and I don't like touching things after they do.
Posted by TH03
Mogadishu
Member since Dec 2008
172004 posts
Posted on 5/30/18 at 10:11 am to
Floss is for your breath, not cavities. It’s horrific.
Posted by TH03
Mogadishu
Member since Dec 2008
172004 posts
Posted on 5/30/18 at 10:12 am to
quote:

Also, some of you baws better learn how to wash your hands and carry Germ-x in your trucks. Unless you like being sick. There are some real nasty frickers out there and I don't like touching things after they do.


Nah, you can have the shitty immune system, not me.
Posted by The Boat
Member since Oct 2008
178340 posts
Posted on 5/30/18 at 10:16 am to
Lol you’ve fallen victim of big dentist propaganda.

Get a nice arse electric toothbrush and it does the flossing for you.
Posted by Pecker
Rocky Top
Member since May 2015
16674 posts
Posted on 5/30/18 at 10:25 am to
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Never flossed.



Just because you don't have cavities doesn't mean your teeth aren't plaqued over af.

I'm finna do a 3-part series on Personal Hygiene & Grooming.

Posted by Ryan3232
Valet driver for TD staff
Member since Dec 2008
27962 posts
Posted on 5/30/18 at 10:27 am to
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find that hard to believe by all the meth you’ve done


Posted by geaux4a
Nola
Member since Sep 2013
316 posts
Posted on 5/30/18 at 10:32 am to
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And while we're confessing things we don't do but pretend to others, I don't wash my hands after taking a piss


You are disgusting.
Posted by Wayne Campbell
Aurora, IL
Member since Oct 2011
7453 posts
Posted on 5/30/18 at 10:37 am to
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I feel like my dental assistant always knows I’m lying when I say “yeah I floss a few times a week” but we both know the truth


I reached a point where I was just decided, "frick it. Why am I lying about this?" Lying to medical professionals (dentists and hygienists included) is one of the dumbest things people do.
Posted by S
RIP Wayde
Member since Jan 2007
173728 posts
Posted on 5/30/18 at 10:51 am to
Does your mouth taste like blue gloves?
Posted by Box Geauxrilla
Member since Jun 2013
19221 posts
Posted on 5/30/18 at 10:53 am to
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I reached a point where I was just decided, "frick it. Why am I lying about this?" Lying to medical professionals (dentists and hygienists included) is one of the dumbest things people do.



Because if I say "the last time my teeth were flossed was when you did it 6 months ago" then they will bitch at me and nag about the dangers of why I should floss daily and I ain't trying to hear all that.

Posted by Maytheporkbewithyou
Member since Aug 2016
14238 posts
Posted on 5/30/18 at 12:21 pm to
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"the last time my teeth were flossed was when you did it 6 months ago"


Come on man, it takes 1 minute to floss your teeth. In fact, if you brush twice a day and floss after every meal then you still have 23 hours and 50 minutes to do whatever else you want to.
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