re: Demond Wilson from Sanford and Son has passed away

I always imagined Ripple to taste like Arbor Mist.

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always imagined Ripple to taste like Arbor Mist.

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To this day I reference ripple sometimes as a joke. Champipple was when when Fred really rolled out the good stuff

And a line of Fred's i cant help but say out loud or in my head when a waiter says "would you like to see the wine menu" is Liquor is quicker but wine is fine. It's embedded in my joke DNA for over 40 years

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Hola Meester San-Four

- Julio

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Julio: buenos dias meester San-Four

Fred: Yeah, bones and disease to you too

Also, Fred on the phone..."yes, this is Fred G. Sanford. That's S-a-n-f-o-r-d period.

or, "this is Fred G. Sandford, and the G is for.......

One more thing I will add about Redd Foxx that a lot of people might not know. He was a stand up comedian first, and a vulgar one at that. Like Eddie Murphy and Richard Pryor. As a kid I've heard him on a tape or something, but I don't remember hardly any of it, except this one bit. I'll do my best:

"One day I was trying to frick my girlfriend and we were in my bed getting after it. The neighbor's kids were outside playing baseball. One of them kids hit a homerun and the ball busted through my bedroom window and hit my girl right in the pussy (long pause while the audience died laughing), broke 3 of my fingers (another long pause while the audience died laughing again), if that kid had hit that ball 10 seconds earlier it would have cracked my skull."