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re: Dating a deaf girl--pros & cons
Posted on 11/22/14 at 8:03 pm to CaptainPanic
Posted on 11/22/14 at 8:03 pm to CaptainPanic
I put the wood to a chi o one night in college. We were trashed. She started coming and didnt stop. Freaked me out. I thought her cummer got hung.
Turns out i hit it so hard she gad a seizure. Wound up shatting in the bed. Crazy wimmins are the best. Never had a crazy deaf one. Something to look forward too.
Turns out i hit it so hard she gad a seizure. Wound up shatting in the bed. Crazy wimmins are the best. Never had a crazy deaf one. Something to look forward too.
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Posted on 11/22/14 at 8:38 pm to blackmouth
A friend was married to a deaf girl and said deaf people are more prone to have mental problems....especially as they get older.
Posted on 11/22/14 at 8:42 pm to sleepytime
Think he was referring to dawgs? That is true for dogs with a blue eye
Posted on 11/22/14 at 8:49 pm to Twain
What do they sound like during sex. Always been a fantasy.
Posted on 11/22/14 at 8:51 pm to Clark W Griswold
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What do they sound like during sex.
my experience is that they scream out in orgasmic ecstasy, or pretty much the same
Posted on 11/23/14 at 10:34 am to Twain
Let's say you don't know sign language and deaf girl can't read lips. You like her and she is cute.
With only good intentions you motion to ask if she would like you to get her something to drink on the first date. She is offended misinterpretting the innocent offer as a request for a BJ. Not that you would mind of course but that simply wasn't the intent here.
Date ends along with any potential of a follow up and she posts facebook messages to all of her hot friends about you being a massive perv.
Unfortunate circumstance all around. Definitely stay clear.
And no, this never happened to me or anyone I know. I am happily married to a woman who chooses not to listen to me.
With only good intentions you motion to ask if she would like you to get her something to drink on the first date. She is offended misinterpretting the innocent offer as a request for a BJ. Not that you would mind of course but that simply wasn't the intent here.
Date ends along with any potential of a follow up and she posts facebook messages to all of her hot friends about you being a massive perv.
Unfortunate circumstance all around. Definitely stay clear.
And no, this never happened to me or anyone I know. I am happily married to a woman who chooses not to listen to me.
Posted on 11/23/14 at 1:14 pm to FLBooGoTigs1
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Well since she was deaf when they would have sex you could hear her howlering and moaning three streets away. She had no way of knowing how loud she was.
BINGOOOOOOOO!
Had a deaf chick FWB for a while when I was in my mid 20s. I swear I was always on guard for the cops to come busting down the door cause the neighbors might call to say someone was being murdered in the apartment next door. Some of the loudest moans and shrieks I've ever heard in my life...
IMPORTANT REMINDER!: They also can't hear the sound they make when they "evacuate your load" from their rear end after butt sex. BUT YOU WILL, and you will never, EVER, forget it!
Posted on 11/23/14 at 1:16 pm to cdaniel76
LMAO
If you have a dog, i guess it would be easier to rip arse and blame the dog
If you have a dog, i guess it would be easier to rip arse and blame the dog
This post was edited on 11/23/14 at 1:20 pm
Posted on 11/23/14 at 4:39 pm to kywildcatfanone
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Learn sign language
Posted on 11/23/14 at 5:14 pm to LSU Wayne
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am happily married to a woman who chooses not to listen to me
Aren't we all
Posted on 11/23/14 at 5:29 pm to Twain
Knew this drop dead gorgeous girl who went to LSU. She was nearly deaf but was an expert at reading lips. Is now a practicing lawyer. Never thought of her as having a disability.
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