Cut an artery with a butter knife - frozen burrito edition

This hits close to home. I just had frozen burritos for dinner.

Haha. I cut the tendons in my pinky and ring finger with a butter knife back in college. I was trying to separate two frozen ribs. I tried to save time and let my neighbor (recent med school grad) stitch me up. My hand hurt weeks later and went to the doctor to find out my tendons were cut and that they had to be removed.

Cut myself with a butter knife in middle school trying to separate some Thin Mints. But I ain't got time to bleed, so I just went to school with bandaids. Old lady at the cafeteria asked what happened and I told her "I cut myself with a knife." She got this crazy look in her face and said, "Now you juss a young man, why you wanna hertcherself like dat?" Guess she thought I was a cutter or suicidal or something. I just wanted a cookie.