re: Cupcake Waitress, Cynthia Perkins, Sentenced to 40 Years

What about Dennis Perkins? Is it likely he will go to trial? I can't imagine a scenario in which there will be a better option for him. If he is lucky USMEagles would get selected to be on the jury, but I can't see any situation where he doesn't spend the rest of his life in jail.

Yeah they probably aren’t even offering him any plea deal. His only other option would be to plead guilty to everything and hope the judge rewarded his “taking responsibility” by doing such a thing. But there’s nearly zero chance of that happening. Part of the lady’s plea deal is to be a cooperating witness against the guy. I’m with you on the very strong likelihood that he’ll live out the rest of his life in the penitentiary.

What’s your current high mark, baw? You personal record? Couple three four hundred? Five?

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Yeah they probably aren’t even offering him any plea deal. His only other option would be to plead guilty to everything and hope the judge rewarded his “taking responsibility” by doing such a thing.

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Even if he did plead guilty for every charge and the judge took slight pity on him for taking responsibility for his deeds, he has SO MANY charges that even the minimum sentences for each would probably keep him in jail for life.

Cynthia herself was facing 60+ charges, I don't know the total for Dennis but it has to be quite a bit more. He deserves to be kept alive for longer than any human in recorded history just so he can serve all those years he'll be sentenced in complete misery. I wouldn't mind if he was the first person in history to receive his consciousness transferred to AI just so it could be imprisoned in solitary confinement for 200+ years like he deserves.

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This will follow you for the rest of your days here.

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It deserves the downvote record for TD hands down, but it's only like 1/10th of the way there right now with about 200.

The record is held by some poster that made a thread about what UGA coeds were wearing at a football game but didn't include pics. USMEagles deserves it SO much more.

I read that USM post and immediately went "wtf?" And thought it had to be a troll, then he doubled down

Someone mentioned here for him to quit while he was ahead, that dude was never ahead

Worst take I've never seen here