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Posted on 6/24/14 at 10:00 am to Dead End
I say long haired freak in the back brought 3 dolls, to make a point that he lives alternative lifestyle compared to the others.
Posted on 6/24/14 at 10:05 am to Dead End
The girl in The back on left is looking up at the ceiling bored as frick
Posted on 6/24/14 at 10:19 am to Chicken
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The blonde in the back may belong to the guy taking the picture. He was smart to not be in the pic.
And the red-head?
Posted on 6/24/14 at 10:22 am to Festus
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I say long haired freak in the back brought 3 dolls, to make a point that he lives alternative lifestyle compared to the others.
Would that make him a baller in the minds of the others, or even sadder than them because he owns and uses three dolls?
Posted on 6/24/14 at 10:26 am to tgrbaitn08
What upsets me most about this is that it proves black people love the white meat, que Michael sam, etc
This post was edited on 6/24/14 at 10:43 am
Posted on 6/24/14 at 10:27 am to Azranod
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Now he says that no one can boss him around and he never has to leave his house.
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Gordon dresses his dolls modestly because he doesn't want them to look like a woman "who's been had by hundreds of men."
Posted on 6/24/14 at 10:28 am to Azranod
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Here are the facts:
?These dolls cost about $5,000 a piece.
?Bob has spent over $150,000 on his collection, which is more than house is worth.
?His most expensive and prized doll, Jessica, cost $11,000.
?Bob and Lizzie store their dolls in coffins.
?They bathe each doll on a regular basis so that the silicone doesn’t dry out and the dolls continues to have human-like skin.
?On the weekends, they take different dolls out in various costumes for photo shoots, and then post the pictures on love doll collector websites
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During the course of an episode, we got to see Bob using his business skillz to negotiate a price of a used doll he found for sale online. He got the current owner to lower the price to $4,600. What a steal!
This post was edited on 6/24/14 at 10:29 am
Posted on 6/24/14 at 10:28 am to tgrbaitn08
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His girlfriend initially seems accepting and sits down for a dinner and cake with the dolls. But a week later, she breaks up with Mike and he's left alone.
Posted on 6/24/14 at 10:32 am to tgrbaitn08
1. Blonde in the front won't even hold hands with her date.
2. Brunette is digusted her date is touching her again.
3. Blonde on the second row is wishing she was with the guy in the red shirt, rather than baldy.
4. Brunette with "Superman" is dreaming about being with the Superman.
5. Raven haired chick on the back row can't wait to get back to the hotel room with Mikey.
6. Blonde haired hermaphrodite wants to show all the men in the room that "she"'s got a bigger dick than all of them(combined probably).
Eta:
She looks like she would slit her wrist if she could.
This post was edited on 6/24/14 at 10:46 am
Posted on 6/24/14 at 10:56 am to Shexter
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Here are the facts:
?These dolls cost about $5,000 a piece.
?Bob has spent over $150,000 on his collection, which is more than house is worth.
?His most expensive and prized doll, Jessica, cost $11,000.
?Bob and Lizzie store their dolls in coffins.
?They bathe each doll on a regular basis so that the silicone doesn’t dry out and the dolls continues to have human-like skin.
?On the weekends, they take different dolls out in various costumes for photo shoots, and then post the pictures on love doll collector websites
Who the F*CK is Lizzie? And why is she okay with all of this?
Maybe I've been looking at this thread too much this morning, because I think the pale Asian looking one on Bob's lap is kinda hot!
Oh, and has anybody else noticed the little doll in the lap of the brunette to Bob's right? Is that some kind of twisted fantasy child the brunette and Bob conceived, or is that a pedo fantasy doll?
This post was edited on 6/24/14 at 10:58 am
Posted on 6/24/14 at 11:01 am to Azranod
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Who the F*CK is Lizzie?
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Last week, TLC premiered their latest show that documents people who are out of their minds.....But the winner is going to have to be the couple who collects love dolls. AKA sex dolls......Bob has collected about 250 sex dolls. Normal. He says that his obsession began by having teddy bears and other stuffed toys when he was younger, pretty much guaranteeing that if I do bring children into this absurd universe, I will never let them play with anything resembling a living creature. Also, Bob claims he has never had sex with one of his dolls. Hmm.
Bob’s wife (yes people, this man is married), Lizzie, is in on the whole thing too. Well…sort of. Bob bought his first sex doll after they tied the knot. So I’m a little suspicious that Lizzie is going along with this situation because she is afraid Bob will leave her otherwise. She says that the dolls have brought them closer together, but I find that hard to believe, because when the family went out for a ride on the town, the doll was sitting shotgun.
https://sasstag.com/2012/03/15/mycrazyobsession-2/
Posted on 6/24/14 at 11:08 am to tgrbaitn08
the blonde in the black shirt on the second row is ready for it.
Posted on 6/24/14 at 11:16 am to Shexter
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Who the F*CK is Lizzie?
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Bob’s wife (yes people, this man is married), Lizzie, is in on the whole thing too. Well…sort of. Bob bought his first sex doll after they tied the knot. So I’m a little suspicious that Lizzie is going along with this situation because she is afraid Bob will leave her otherwise. She says that the dolls have brought them closer together, but I find that hard to believe, because when the family went out for a ride on the town, the doll was sitting shotgun.
Yeah, the happy couple looks so close in their relationship.
Yeah, so close she's not even in the picture. And don't give me the crap about she was taking the picture, if they are/were a happy couple the freaking TLC show people could have taken a picture of the two of them with all the dolls.
This post was edited on 6/24/14 at 11:19 am
Posted on 6/24/14 at 11:22 am to Shexter
Oh f*ck, Bob's a killer!
Someone call the Police!
shite! Never mind...
Bob's boinking one of the local Police Officers.
Someone call the Police!
shite! Never mind...
Bob's boinking one of the local Police Officers.
This post was edited on 6/24/14 at 11:35 am
Posted on 6/24/14 at 12:28 pm to Chicken
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He was smart to not be in the pic
And get the Carrie Underwood model.
Posted on 6/28/14 at 8:15 pm to Placebeaux
NSFW, but no nudity.
This is the Real Doll sites FAQ... No pictures or anything so I shouldn't catch a ban, but uh... this is quality reading right here.
In all seriousness, where the frick do these people come from, and what has gone so terribly wrong in their lives?
This is the Real Doll sites FAQ... No pictures or anything so I shouldn't catch a ban, but uh... this is quality reading right here.
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How does sex feel with a RealDoll?
When penetrated, a vacuum is formed inside the doll’s entries which provides a powerful suction effect. This effect is strongest in the RealDoll’s oral entry. Some of RealDoll’s users have reported intense orgasms due to this specific feature. If you are especially interested in oral sex with your doll, we recommend faces with larger mouths such as the faces 12 (Britney) and 16 (Gabrielle).
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Why do RealDolls cost as much as they do?
Fabrication is labor-intensive and the material cost is high. Each doll is made by hand for the customer which means there are no two dolls exactly alike. We’ve gone to great lengths to make RealDoll affordable while offering the most realistic looking and feeling doll on the market, the greatest number of customization options, the highest quality, realistic look and feel, and the extraordinary beauty our customers demand of the world’s finest love doll.
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Do you make a BBW or chubby doll?
Due to material restrictions we cannot make a very buxom or voluptuous doll. We have received many requests for a fuller figure doll and developed the curvy body 10 model to meet that requirement. We cannot make dolls much bigger because they would be prohibitively heavy and difficult for most people to use.
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I’m a cross dresser interested in a full body silicone female skin. Can I buy a RealDoll skin or can you tell me where I can get a silicone female body suit?
Unfortunately we do not offer silicone body suits; RealDolls do not have a separate skin. These are solid silicone dolls. To our knowledge, no company offers a silicone female body suit. A silicone suit would require a sophisticated cooling system (silicone retains heat and does not breathe), and be custom-fitted to your body from a life-cast. We are not able to offer this type of service.
In all seriousness, where the frick do these people come from, and what has gone so terribly wrong in their lives?
Posted on 6/28/14 at 8:17 pm to sealawyer
There was a Real Sex episode twenty years ago about the Real Dolls.
Posted on 6/28/14 at 8:28 pm to tgrbaitn08
I'm pretty sure that's Mikey from American Chopper in the back row
Posted on 6/28/14 at 8:28 pm to ellunchboxo
The Japanese love these things and pay several thousand dollars for very realistic dolls. creepy to the max.
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