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Crazy Woman and Apartment Parking
Posted on 5/6/18 at 11:00 pm
Posted on 5/6/18 at 11:00 pm
So here's my story,
I move into an apartment with my woman and we have a roommate a week ago
Thursday night 10:00 I get a knock on my door from a 40-50 year old woman she says "I intended to park back there I have groceries to move to my apartment."
I say "Oookay" and I go move my car a few spots over.
The woman does not thank me nor say a word.
Three days go by my room mate buys a bed frame and parks in the spot. My room mate has also had three or four knee surgeries and can't get around very well.
So after 9:00 tonight she comes banging on our door ,my friend answered and goes nuts talking about we just trying to mess with Miss Washington. And my friend said that's not my car and she said "deliver the message to them" and she also said you can go talk to the apartment people tomorrow.
Also there are no assigned parking spots.
Also the spot directly next to his car was open
So what would you do?
I move into an apartment with my woman and we have a roommate a week ago
Thursday night 10:00 I get a knock on my door from a 40-50 year old woman she says "I intended to park back there I have groceries to move to my apartment."
I say "Oookay" and I go move my car a few spots over.
The woman does not thank me nor say a word.
Three days go by my room mate buys a bed frame and parks in the spot. My room mate has also had three or four knee surgeries and can't get around very well.
So after 9:00 tonight she comes banging on our door ,my friend answered and goes nuts talking about we just trying to mess with Miss Washington. And my friend said that's not my car and she said "deliver the message to them" and she also said you can go talk to the apartment people tomorrow.
Also there are no assigned parking spots.
Also the spot directly next to his car was open
So what would you do?
This post was edited on 5/6/18 at 11:01 pm
Posted on 5/6/18 at 11:01 pm to Charlito
quote:
So what would you do?
Move
Posted on 5/6/18 at 11:02 pm to Charlito
quote:
So what would you do?
Take a writing class.
Posted on 5/6/18 at 11:02 pm to Charlito
quote:HEATHEN ALERT
move into an apartment with my woman
HEATHEN ALERT
Posted on 5/6/18 at 11:02 pm to Charlito
quote:
I say "Oookay" and I go move my car a few spots over.
You fricked up, she has established dominance over you.
Posted on 5/6/18 at 11:03 pm to Charlito
quote:
I move into an apartment with my woman and we have a roommate a week ago
Trashy.
Posted on 5/6/18 at 11:03 pm to Charlito
She might need some Ketchup on her Door Handle/windshield.
Wait about a week or 2 for her to piss someone else off, then she won't automatically think it's you

Wait about a week or 2 for her to piss someone else off, then she won't automatically think it's you
Posted on 5/6/18 at 11:04 pm to Charlito
If you have a window facing that spot, put a camera there. That way, you can prove who keyed "don't mess with Miss Washington" into the driver's side.
Posted on 5/6/18 at 11:04 pm to Charlito
quote:
Also there are no assigned parking spots
Tell her to get fricked.
Get there first every time and when she complains say "better luck next year, gilmore."
Posted on 5/6/18 at 11:08 pm to Charlito
quote:
So what would you do?
slash some tires and light some fires
I'm lying. I'd probably just park in the spot and boo hoo if she wants to park there.
Posted on 5/6/18 at 11:10 pm to Charlito
Where the hell did you move in to?
Posted on 5/6/18 at 11:12 pm to Charlito
Next time, don't just move your car, go out there and help her carry her shite inside and make friends with her.
Culture.
Culture.
Posted on 5/6/18 at 11:20 pm to Charlito
Sounds like you should give her the Big Lee treatment.
Posted on 5/6/18 at 11:39 pm to TheChosenOne
quote:
Sounds like you should give her the Big Lee treatment.

Posted on 5/6/18 at 11:50 pm to Charlito
quote:The next time she knocked on my door I would politely say, "I'm sorry. I can't talk to you right this minute. The voices are telling me I have to clean my guns now."
what would you do?
Then I would shut the door.
Posted on 5/6/18 at 11:55 pm to Charlito
Answer the door wearing nothing but tighty whities and holding a shotgun.
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