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Crazy Woman and Apartment Parking

Posted on 5/6/18 at 11:00 pm
Posted by Charlito
Member since Oct 2007
1006 posts
Posted on 5/6/18 at 11:00 pm
So here's my story,

I move into an apartment with my woman and we have a roommate a week ago

Thursday night 10:00 I get a knock on my door from a 40-50 year old woman she says "I intended to park back there I have groceries to move to my apartment."

I say "Oookay" and I go move my car a few spots over.

The woman does not thank me nor say a word.

Three days go by my room mate buys a bed frame and parks in the spot. My room mate has also had three or four knee surgeries and can't get around very well.

So after 9:00 tonight she comes banging on our door ,my friend answered and goes nuts talking about we just trying to mess with Miss Washington. And my friend said that's not my car and she said "deliver the message to them" and she also said you can go talk to the apartment people tomorrow.

Also there are no assigned parking spots.

Also the spot directly next to his car was open


So what would you do?
This post was edited on 5/6/18 at 11:01 pm
Posted by Fusaichi Pegasus
Meh He Co
Member since Oct 2010
14717 posts
Posted on 5/6/18 at 11:01 pm to
U poor?
Posted by Paul Allen
Montauk, NY
Member since Nov 2007
78680 posts
Posted on 5/6/18 at 11:01 pm to
quote:

So what would you do?


Move
Posted by Bustedsack
Member since Dec 2017
4387 posts
Posted on 5/6/18 at 11:02 pm to
quote:

So what would you do?


Take a writing class.
Posted by jimbeam
University of LSU
Member since Oct 2011
75703 posts
Posted on 5/6/18 at 11:02 pm to
quote:

move into an apartment with my woman
HEATHEN ALERT
HEATHEN ALERT
Posted by craigbiggio
Member since Dec 2009
31805 posts
Posted on 5/6/18 at 11:02 pm to
quote:

I say "Oookay" and I go move my car a few spots over.


You fricked up, she has established dominance over you.
Posted by tiggerthetooth
Big Momma's House
Member since Oct 2010
64689 posts
Posted on 5/6/18 at 11:03 pm to
quote:

I move into an apartment with my woman and we have a roommate a week ago



Trashy.
Posted by LaBR4
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2005
53974 posts
Posted on 5/6/18 at 11:03 pm to
She might need some Ketchup on her Door Handle/windshield.

Wait about a week or 2 for her to piss someone else off, then she won't automatically think it's you

Posted by Huck Finn
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2009
2642 posts
Posted on 5/6/18 at 11:04 pm to
If you have a window facing that spot, put a camera there. That way, you can prove who keyed "don't mess with Miss Washington" into the driver's side.
Posted by JetsetNuggs
Member since Jun 2014
15614 posts
Posted on 5/6/18 at 11:04 pm to
quote:

Also there are no assigned parking spots


Tell her to get fricked.

Get there first every time and when she complains say "better luck next year, gilmore."
Posted by lsuwontonwrap
Member since Aug 2012
34147 posts
Posted on 5/6/18 at 11:08 pm to
quote:

So what would you do?


slash some tires and light some fires













I'm lying. I'd probably just park in the spot and boo hoo if she wants to park there.
Posted by Pico de Gallo
Member since Aug 2016
1894 posts
Posted on 5/6/18 at 11:10 pm to
Where the hell did you move in to?
Posted by deeprig9
Unincorporated Ozora
Member since Sep 2012
76119 posts
Posted on 5/6/18 at 11:12 pm to
Next time, don't just move your car, go out there and help her carry her shite inside and make friends with her.

Culture.

Posted by Tigerbait357
Member since Jun 2011
71185 posts
Posted on 5/6/18 at 11:15 pm to
Posted by TheChosenOne
Member since Dec 2005
18900 posts
Posted on 5/6/18 at 11:20 pm to
Sounds like you should give her the Big Lee treatment.
Posted by Johnny3tears
Somewhere in La
Member since Jan 2012
2822 posts
Posted on 5/6/18 at 11:38 pm to
Spray her with a hose
Posted by JetsetNuggs
Member since Jun 2014
15614 posts
Posted on 5/6/18 at 11:39 pm to
quote:

Sounds like you should give her the Big Lee treatment.


Posted by LSURussian
Member since Feb 2005
135363 posts
Posted on 5/6/18 at 11:50 pm to
quote:

what would you do?
The next time she knocked on my door I would politely say, "I'm sorry. I can't talk to you right this minute. The voices are telling me I have to clean my guns now."

Then I would shut the door.
Posted by Glistening Member
Gramercy
Member since Nov 2007
744 posts
Posted on 5/6/18 at 11:55 pm to
Answer the door wearing nothing but tighty whities and holding a shotgun.
Posted by dukeg
Member since Apr 2018
621 posts
Posted on 5/7/18 at 12:08 am to
quote:

Miss Washington


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