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Crazy weekend
Posted on 4/4/22 at 11:00 am
Posted on 4/4/22 at 11:00 am
My son’s birthday party was this weekend. We invited quite a few families over to enjoy the weather and have a good time. All is going well until one of the dads was apparently drunk enough to run through the screen door. His wife was super embarrassed and he was laughing his arse off. No one fixed the door though
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Posted on 4/4/22 at 11:01 am to JackaReaux
Riveting.
Posted on 4/4/22 at 11:01 am to JackaReaux
That is your fault for not providing cocaine for the guests. Classic mistake.
This post was edited on 4/4/22 at 11:02 am
Posted on 4/4/22 at 11:01 am to JackaReaux
We did not have alcohol available FYI
Thanks for reading
Thanks for reading
Posted on 4/4/22 at 11:01 am to JackaReaux
Bro, take this down before someone plagiarizes it into a plot for blockbuster summer movie.
Posted on 4/4/22 at 11:02 am to JackaReaux
quote:
We did not have alcohol available FYI
This is the most outrageous part, that is crazy
Posted on 4/4/22 at 11:02 am to JackaReaux
Thanks for the update.
Posted on 4/4/22 at 11:02 am to JackaReaux
quote:
We did not have alcohol available FYI
Why not?
Posted on 4/4/22 at 11:03 am to JackaReaux
wow! well, at least no one mixed ice cream flavors together. That would have been too much.
Posted on 4/4/22 at 11:03 am to JackaReaux
quote:
We did not have alcohol available FYI
So was ole boy taking rips from a flask or just show up hammered or what?
Posted on 4/4/22 at 11:03 am to JackaReaux
I can understand cracking open 1, maybe 2. Birthday parties for parents are never fun, and it's good to take the edge off. Getting drunk at a kid's birthday party is "fighting at Chuck E Cheese" level trashy.
Posted on 4/4/22 at 11:03 am to JackaReaux
quote:
We invited quite a few families over to enjoy the weather and have a good time.
Ah, swinger’s party.
Posted on 4/4/22 at 11:03 am to JackaReaux
Trashy
Posted on 4/4/22 at 11:03 am to JackaReaux
Your fault for having the screen door closed during a party
This post was edited on 4/4/22 at 11:04 am
Posted on 4/4/22 at 11:03 am to JackaReaux
you live an exciting life.
Posted on 4/4/22 at 11:04 am to JackaReaux
I’ve walked through a screen door sober. Can you milk me, Jack?
Posted on 4/4/22 at 11:05 am to JackaReaux
Sounds like you are quite comfortable with getting cucked in your own home.
Posted on 4/4/22 at 11:05 am to SUB
I can try
Posted on 4/4/22 at 11:06 am to Cajunhawk81
quote:
I can understand cracking open 1, maybe 2. Birthday parties for parents are never fun, and it's good to take the edge off. Getting drunk at a kid's birthday party is "fighting at Chuck E Cheese" level trashy.
Poor guy probably just wanted to be able to have a beer or two during the party, but knew he would be stuck all day at this awful dry event, so he pounded back beforehand in order to endure it.
In other words, it's the host's fault.
Posted on 4/4/22 at 11:08 am to SUB
quote:Do you have nipples? I can milk anything with nipples.
I’ve walked through a screen door sober. Can you milk me, Jack?
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