re: Craziest hook up stories

This is long but worth the read I believe...

Was 18 when I lost my virginity. This was right after Katrina.

We were all bored in New Orleans with nothing to do when my friend, we shall call him Aaron, tells me he has a car full of liquor that he got from his pre-Katrina job at a restaurant that went underwater and the owner didn't want it anymore. We call up our friends, Jane, and Bernard.

The four of us are hanging out after midnight with my parents in the other room. We all get fricking plastered on some cheap arse Skol vodka.

Bernard and I were friends since elementary school, and prior to Katrina in high school both of us tried to date the same chick which we both had a thing for. We had a falling out because he started cockblocking me by purposely not inviting me to plans my circle of friends made if said girl was going to be in attendance. After Katrina, though, we put that aside and started talking to one another again.

Bernard has always had a thing for Jane, but Jane always kept him in the friend zone. Bernard does not know that Aaron and Jane have had a few "friends with benefits" encounters in the past. While we are wasted, Aaron and Jane leave the room for a moment. They return shortly, and out of nowhere, Jane grabs my hand as if to lead me somewhere. Without a word of warning, she takes me into the closet, drops to her knees, pulls my cock out, and starts sucking it, with the closet door cracked.

Bernard sees what's happening, and he runs out of my place and down to his car. Aaron gets a phone call from Bernard in his car, and he is crying his eyes out because he witnessed me getting blown by Jane whom he wants for himself. He asks Aaron to do what he can to break it up, and Aaron agrees and says he'll put a stop to it.

Jane goes to the bathroom for a minute, and Aaron tells me what just happened and that the reason Jane started blowing me is because he and Jane had a high school pact that if either one of them left high school as a virgin, they'd frick each other. Neither of them were virgins, but I was, and Aaron, great friend that he is, decided to ask Jane if he would be able to transfer his side of the pact to me. Hence my surprise blowjob.

Jane comes back in the room, sees that Bernard is gone, takes all of her clothes off and demands both Aaron and I double-team her. We look at each other, then back at her, and proceed to bang her on my air mattress (remember, this is right after Katrina).


P.S. We all went our different ways for college, but like 7 years later, Bernard lost a ton of weight and actually doesn't look like a fatass nerd anymore. He ends up crossing paths with Jane again, and finally asks her out. They dated for like 2 years. It was bizarre hanging out with them knowing that a friend and I double teamed her.

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In the arse?

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So many questions she can't answer.

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Like if it hurt

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Want to find out?

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Lived in Cali for a year. Was dating OT 6.5 Susie. Her mom was definitely hotter. I was so naive, I thought her mom was really coming on to me. Well one day, I my GF was not supposed to be home and I found a reason to drop by. I had concocted this plan for weeks to be alone with her mother, if nothing just to have some wood. I walked in after a courtesy knock as usual. Hear the shower upstairs. I poked around and got up the courage to walk in the bathroom. I was going to play it naive with the Mom and say "Oh, excuse me, I am sorry". Turns out my girlfriend was the one taking a shower. I play it cool and We end up going at it in her bedroom . black lives matter Mom walks right in on us after about 10 minutes. After that, I stayed as far away from mom, as possible. Man, Beth was truly and OT 9 MLF and I thought I had a chance. Alton Sterling was innocent

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This is how we read everything you post.

I can't compete with Mike but here I'll give mine.

Was at a bar in LC. Been chatting up this chick. I am very drunk. She takes a slippery nipple shot then proceeds to basically spit it in my mouth.

A couple days later I'm at the same bar not drunk yet. The chick walks in and I ask my bud is that the fat chick that gave me the shot? Apparently she heard me and went running out the bar. I didn't know how bad she was when I was drunk.

I was studying at the library and left to walk home. And then etc etc etc walking around the city until 5am.

Damnit, I had another pretty good one, but unfortunately I realized some of the parties involved in this particular story lurk on this board, and in order to tell the story I'd have to give away details I wouldn't want some of them to know

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I had a threesome with these two chicks.. We were into for about 15 mins when they both decided to take off their pants and both had dicks.

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So...not two chicks...and you're gay now?

what part of the movie was that from?

ive seen that movie at least 20 times and cant remember