Could you piss farther before you banged for the first time?

Lay off the hooch.

You have arse cancer

Let me guess, you're the drunk relative everyone's sitting around talking about.

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Could you piss farther before you banged for the first time

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I only squat when I piss, heathen

You just now lost your virginity at 27?

hahahahhaahahhahahah

Chlamydia?

Congrats on having sex before 30. Now piss off.

Well, prior to that, that was the main function of the penis, prior to sex you actually gave a shite about being able to piss from the stall to the trough, and chip porcelain with the velocity alone.....

Then. You have the sects and all that seem trivial

At least Until your 70 and the prostate acts up

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Let me guess, you're the drunk relative everyone's sitting around talking about.

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