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re: Could You Fix Her?

Posted on 7/25/23 at 1:16 pm to
Posted by Saintsisit
Member since Jan 2013
5051 posts
Posted on 7/25/23 at 1:16 pm to
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She needs to hop


Hopping is not a skill everyone can do.
Posted by dakarx
Member since Sep 2018
8130 posts
Posted on 7/25/23 at 1:44 pm to
One of 3 people in the county earning enough frequent flyer miles at the county lockup to get an extra blanket.
Posted by SlowFlowPro
With populists, expect populism
Member since Jan 2004
464971 posts
Posted on 7/25/23 at 1:45 pm to
quote:

She needs to hop


quote:

Hopping is not a skill everyone can do.


quote:

Lister : No offense, Rimmer, but that is completely wacko-jacko.

Rimmer : Everyone's entitled to their beliefs, Lister. I never agreed with my parents' religion, but I wouldn't dream of knocking it.

Lister : What were they?

Rimmer : Seventh Day Advent Hop-ists. They believed that every Sunday should be spent hopping. They would hop to church, hop through the service, then hop back home again. I tell you, Sunday lunchtimes were a nightmare - we all had to wear sou'westers and asbestos underpants. You see, they took the Bible literally - Adam and Eve, the snake and the apple, took it word for word. Unfortunately, their version had a misprint. It was all based on 1 Corinthians 13: "Faith, Hop and Charity, and the greatest of these is Hop."
Posted by East Coast Band
Member since Nov 2010
66950 posts
Posted on 7/25/23 at 1:55 pm to
Seems like the type once she has a kid in Little League, that will fight every umpire every time her kid strikes out.
Posted by TigerCoon
Member since Nov 2005
22451 posts
Posted on 7/25/23 at 1:57 pm to
Sooner or later, she'd stab you while you're sleeping
Posted by TigerBait2008
Boulder,CO
Member since Jun 2008
37741 posts
Posted on 7/25/23 at 2:00 pm to
She shoulda stole some cheeseburgers.
Posted by jb4
Member since Apr 2013
13624 posts
Posted on 7/25/23 at 2:06 pm to
Someone should go into business with her

Crazy women Kentucky Bourbon

Put her mugshot on a bottle and sell/profit
This post was edited on 7/25/23 at 2:08 pm
Posted by LongueCarabine
Pointe Aux Pins, LA
Member since Jan 2011
8205 posts
Posted on 7/25/23 at 2:07 pm to
She needs a good beating.
Posted by chinhoyang
Member since Jun 2011
25540 posts
Posted on 7/25/23 at 2:28 pm to
The thievery would be a concern. It is hard to fix a thief.
Posted by Swamp Angel
Somewhere on a river
Member since Jul 2004
9611 posts
Posted on 7/25/23 at 2:31 pm to
quote:

How is it possible that someone with no tattoos and good teeth gets arrested that many times?


Look between waist and bottom of shirt on her back. Tramp stamp/arse antlers. There ya go.

Posted by RogerTheShrubber
Juneau, AK
Member since Jan 2009
294426 posts
Posted on 7/25/23 at 2:34 pm to
quote:

She needs a good beating.


Simps keep rewarding her.

She knows exactly what she is doing.
Posted by nes2010
Member since Jun 2014
7550 posts
Posted on 7/25/23 at 2:36 pm to
Upvote, no one ever gets my Red Dwarf references when I use them.

Posted by WaydownSouth
Stratton Oakmont
Member since Nov 2018
10384 posts
Posted on 7/25/23 at 2:38 pm to
Tre Morgan follows her instagram
Posted by Chicken
Jackassistan
Member since Aug 2003
26594 posts
Posted on 7/25/23 at 2:38 pm to
quote:

Look between waist and bottom of shirt on her back. Tramp stamp/arse antlers. There ya go.
Could be bruises
This post was edited on 7/25/23 at 2:40 pm
Posted by Bert Macklin FBI
Quantico
Member since May 2013
11745 posts
Posted on 7/25/23 at 2:39 pm to
quote:

She looks like the type of girl that gets plastered and goes home with a guy then claims she was raped the next morning.


Her rap sheet seems more like she does the raping.
Posted by StrongOffer
Member since Sep 2020
6279 posts
Posted on 7/25/23 at 2:41 pm to
I'd frick the desire for theft out of her. At least I'd try to.
Posted by Cosmo
glassman's guest house
Member since Oct 2003
128939 posts
Posted on 7/25/23 at 2:45 pm to


She is well into the danger zone
Posted by Syd
Member since Sep 2012
4596 posts
Posted on 7/25/23 at 2:46 pm to
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Not at all. She looks like the type that’ll get plastered, go home with you, frick all night, and leave on her own the next morning.


And give you some STDs.
Posted by NCIS_76
Member since Jan 2021
5246 posts
Posted on 7/25/23 at 3:17 pm to
These people will be in contact to fix her.

Posted by Basura Blanco
Member since Dec 2011
11254 posts
Posted on 7/25/23 at 3:19 pm to
quote:

Not at all. She looks like the type that’ll get plastered, go home with you, frick all night, and leave on her own the next morning.


And take crazy eyed selfies while wearing nothing but your trooper hat inside a krispy kreme.

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