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re: Could you beat Ronda Rousey in a fight (ufc rules)?

Posted on 2/24/15 at 3:58 pm to
Posted by ShortyRob
Member since Oct 2008
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Posted on 2/24/15 at 3:58 pm to
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Like I said there's a few former lsu rugby players here and I believe 3 of us went on to play high level mens club here in the US. No question we could do it without her permission. Now the key would be to slam the shite out of her(illegal in rugby but awesome when it happens) to daze and then pummel.
Oh no. Once on the ground, she'd use her 6.5" hands to grab your 10+" wrists and put you into an armbar!!
Posted by Patrick_Bateman
Member since Jan 2012
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Posted on 2/24/15 at 3:58 pm to
I have 7 inches and 60 pounds on her, I'm fit, and I have quite a bit of boxing experience. I'd give myself about a 10% chance.

After the fight, there's another 7 inches she could get as well.
Posted by Tino
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Member since Dec 2004
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Posted on 2/24/15 at 3:58 pm to
I'm sure he wouldn't have a problem with you going down to the gym and trying a few rugby tackles, terd
Posted by Y.A. Tittle
Member since Sep 2003
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Posted on 2/24/15 at 3:59 pm to
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This would actual be closer than people might think, but the men's team would usually win.


Right. If we're talking high school guys, each the same size as the WNBA players, I think it could be competitive, but the athleticism of the guys will win out more often than not - which is what I thought you were sort of arguing against.
Posted by mikelbr
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2008
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Posted on 2/24/15 at 3:59 pm to
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That's pretty much what I said three pages ago.


Roger that. Just wanted to hammer home to Tino that a few posters are well versed in the technique. .
Posted by SuperSaint
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Posted on 2/24/15 at 3:59 pm to
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. I'd take any damned good high school linebacker and bet on him to get her to the ground
thing is she could make the decision and allow him to take her to the ground with her on the bottom and him on top.... but before they even make it to the ground she would already be transitioning and the match would be over from him tapping or his arm would be broken 20 seconds later. You guys are underestimating the skill level so bad
Posted by ShortyRob
Member since Oct 2008
82116 posts
Posted on 2/24/15 at 4:00 pm to
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You chumps should have argued a better topic. Like could Bruce Lee in his prime stand up to Mike Tyson in his prime? That was a good debate.


Haha I love these threads.



Yep. Again, people seem to think fighting is the only thing where size differential is an exemption.

No one thinks the 135lb running back with 4.2 speed and great moves is going to play in the NFL, but damn, let that dude learn to box and suddenly, he's kicking the arse of people who weigh 250.
Posted by terd ferguson
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Member since Aug 2007
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Posted on 2/24/15 at 4:00 pm to
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I'm sure he wouldn't have a problem with you going down to the gym and trying a few rugby tackles, terd


Nah... I wouldn't want him to have to take his dick out of your mouth.
Posted by mikelbr
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2008
49099 posts
Posted on 2/24/15 at 4:01 pm to
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thing is she could make the decision and allow him to take her to the ground with her on the bottom and him on top.... but before they even make it to the ground she would already be transitioning and the match would be over from him tapping or his arm would be broken 20 seconds later. You guys are underestimating the skill level so bad


I think you underestimate that 230 lb men who frequent the gym more than the bar would easily stand up with her and literally belly flop on her small frame. I've seen them UFC dudes do this very thing to guys their size and knock the guy on bottom senseless.

I actually think I would rupture her internal organs if I did that shite to that little chick. You underestimate us manly e-badasses.

eta: 'tell paige holler at you with the hbo go shite'. it's still same you ole puss
This post was edited on 2/24/15 at 4:04 pm
Posted by boom roasted
Member since Sep 2010
28039 posts
Posted on 2/24/15 at 4:02 pm to
What's the weight gap that makes the difference in the fight between a fighter and a football player?

ETA: In order to word it better... At what point is the weight difference between a fighter and a football player too much for the fighter to overcome?
This post was edited on 2/24/15 at 4:10 pm
Posted by hendersonshands
Univ. of Louisiana Ragin Cajuns
Member since Oct 2007
160203 posts
Posted on 2/24/15 at 4:02 pm to
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You're the only clown here if you actually think the rules of MC politics is trying to come across as being "badass". You're the typical hipster poser who doesn't know their arse from a hole in the ground but gets awful brave at talking shite on the internet.




Posted by SuperSaint
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Member since Sep 2007
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Posted on 2/24/15 at 4:03 pm to
I'd get on the mat and spar with majority of you guys but may be hesitant of Mikel.... I mean he may enjoy being put in a leg triangle.



Posted by jeff5891
Member since Aug 2011
15979 posts
Posted on 2/24/15 at 4:03 pm to
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5'7 135 lbs
v.
6'3 210



I say yes
This post was edited on 2/24/15 at 4:04 pm
Posted by mikelbr
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2008
49099 posts
Posted on 2/24/15 at 4:04 pm to
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I'd get on the mat and spar with majority of you guys but may be hesitant of Mikel.... I mean he may enjoy being put in a leg triangle.


hbogo password changed until you rassle with me. Oiled up in speedos.
Posted by ShortyRob
Member since Oct 2008
82116 posts
Posted on 2/24/15 at 4:04 pm to
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but before they even make it to the ground she would already be transitioning and the match would be over from him tapping or his arm would be broken 20 seconds late
It literally takes TWO of her hands to grab his wrists and unlike when she grabs a female's wrists, she is BARELY wrapping at that point.

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You guys are underestimating the skill level so bad

You are underestimating the problems of size differential SO bad. Pathetically bad.

Hell, you know when you've seen her wrap her arms around women and throw them down? Do you realize that on a good sized man, she wouldn't even be able to touch her hands together while attempting that?

She's got her arms around her opponent in this pic.

Even against a man of Ray Rice's size, she literally wouldn't be able to connect her hands.

So, you keep thinking she's just going to do what she always does without taking into account the size difference.

It would be like watching a woman dominate by dunking in a game where the rim was set at 8 feet and assuming this is going to continue on a normal rim.
This post was edited on 2/24/15 at 4:07 pm
Posted by mikelbr
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2008
49099 posts
Posted on 2/24/15 at 4:05 pm to
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I'm sure he wouldn't have a problem with you going down to the gym and trying a few rugby tackles, terd


Me and SS gonna earl rassle at the Texas club!!! Let's do it.
Posted by jeff5891
Member since Aug 2011
15979 posts
Posted on 2/24/15 at 4:05 pm to
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kung fu and ninjitsu
Posted by MottLaneKid
Gonzales
Member since Apr 2012
4543 posts
Posted on 2/24/15 at 4:06 pm to
Ronda would lay me out so quick.
Most men wouldn't see her punches coming.
Posted by Tino
:yawn:
Member since Dec 2004
86225 posts
Posted on 2/24/15 at 4:07 pm to
You are the one who brought him up saying he would lose
This post was edited on 2/24/15 at 4:08 pm
Posted by Tino
:yawn:
Member since Dec 2004
86225 posts
Posted on 2/24/15 at 4:08 pm to
Only if terd refs in a speedo
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