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re: Could you beat a 135 pound female mma fighter (amanda nunez)without training?

Posted on 8/23/23 at 9:30 am to
Posted by billjamin
Houston
Member since Jun 2019
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Posted on 8/23/23 at 9:30 am to
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This is the start of a budding partnership!!!

We’re one EV thread away from ending that
Posted by lsupride87
Member since Dec 2007
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Posted on 8/23/23 at 9:30 am to
Any man that takes that fight is a psycho, same with any man that would fight a child to prove a point

I mean I also think I could crush an 8 year old. If if not willing to “prove it” does that mean in crawfishing there too?
Posted by Klark Kent
Houston via BR
Member since Jan 2008
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Posted on 8/23/23 at 9:31 am to
nah, I don’t hate* EVs or alternative energy. shel is very knowledgeable on those topics as well.
This post was edited on 8/23/23 at 9:32 am
Posted by shel311
McKinney, Texas
Member since Aug 2004
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Posted on 8/23/23 at 9:31 am to
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We’re one EV thread away from ending that
Hell, with Klark and I, we're 1 thread about anything away from ending it.
Posted by Klark Kent
Houston via BR
Member since Jan 2008
67051 posts
Posted on 8/23/23 at 9:32 am to
facts
Posted by shel311
McKinney, Texas
Member since Aug 2004
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Posted on 8/23/23 at 9:32 am to
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I mean I also think I could crush an 8 year old
I just had a thought that no one ever had or started a thread on the OT before...how many 8 year olds at the same time!!!
This post was edited on 8/23/23 at 9:33 am
Posted by lsupride87
Member since Dec 2007
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Posted on 8/23/23 at 9:32 am to
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If you have some level of training, or some level of peak physical shape, or some level of size advantage, you are 100% winning. If not, I would not say you can't win, but I would say you likely will not win. The average OTer does not have any of these advantages.
I think I can agree here.

I over estimate what the average man is these days, and that is sad. I look in the mirror and I think I’m looking at average, but sadly I’m looking at a 1%er in todays times
Posted by lsupride87
Member since Dec 2007
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Posted on 8/23/23 at 9:33 am to
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just had a thought that no one ever had or started a thread on the OT before...how many 8 year olds at the same time!!!
We did that thread, and shockingly nobody was willing to prove it either and take on the amount of 8 year olds they claimed they could defeat

But alot of mma dads were willing to bring a bunch of 8 year olds from their dojo and make them prove it
This post was edited on 8/23/23 at 9:34 am
Posted by shel311
McKinney, Texas
Member since Aug 2004
111237 posts
Posted on 8/23/23 at 9:35 am to
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shel is very knowledgeable on those topics as well.
Even that is debatable. I know my real world experience driving one for 4 years.

But when billjamin and Korkstand start talking about the grid and KwH and billjamin's acronyms I never heard of, I at least know how to stay in my lane and not chime in on those topics that feels like they're speaking a different language.
Posted by shel311
McKinney, Texas
Member since Aug 2004
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Posted on 8/23/23 at 9:35 am to
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facts
I'm counting that as a 2nd agreement, gonna take all the wins we can get in this thread!!!
Posted by Harry Morgan
Member since Sep 2019
9193 posts
Posted on 8/23/23 at 9:36 am to
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If you get your arse kicked by a female 70lbs lighter than you then you need to reevaluate your life

She’d beat your arse.
Posted by CleverUserName
Member since Oct 2016
12903 posts
Posted on 8/23/23 at 9:36 am to
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Very few people here would have the stamina to not get gassed quickly and then choked out.


Those are the people who decided to purposely put themselves at a disadvantage to stand and trade punches instead of using mass as leverage and bum rushing and pinning to the ground.

Story. Back when the “Tank” Abbot and others were famous in the UFC.. there was a locally sanctioned “Tough Man” competition locally. So we went and dropped 10 bucks or so apiece to watch people get their teeth dislodged.

It wound up being a 130-140 pound amateur boxer from Florida vs a bunch of 220-270 lb guys who thought they were the next Tank Abbot. Complete with their identical goatee.

The boxer beat every one of their asses and took home the check. Apparently like he has in others before.

Why?

As soon as every single match started.. the other guy would stand and try to trade punches. The small boxer would easily make them whiff and hit them three times before they got their arm back.

Not one… not a single one… tried to rush the boxer and actually use their biggest advantage. Everytime they played his game and every time they left with their face swollen.
This post was edited on 8/23/23 at 9:50 am
Posted by shel311
McKinney, Texas
Member since Aug 2004
111237 posts
Posted on 8/23/23 at 9:37 am to
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I think I can agree here.

This thread is my crowning achievement. I can only go down from here.
Posted by shel311
McKinney, Texas
Member since Aug 2004
111237 posts
Posted on 8/23/23 at 9:39 am to
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Those are the people who decided to purposely put themselves at a disadvantage to stand and trade punches instead of using mass as leverage and bum rushing and pinning to the ground.
I agree that what you said is your best strategy but void of experience in doing this, the likely scenario is you ending up in some choke hold or arm bar or some shite you never saw coming and tapping out.
Posted by Wolfhound45
Hanging with Chicken in Lurkistan
Member since Nov 2009
120000 posts
Posted on 8/23/23 at 9:40 am to
She lands this on me right from jump street?

Cancel Christmas.

Posted by NotoriousFSU
Atlanta, GA
Member since Oct 2008
10297 posts
Posted on 8/23/23 at 9:42 am to
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Are the grown men 70-100 pounds heavier and trying to bash their skulls in?


They’re trained fighters and coaches who have an undeniable physical advantage. That’s more important than 70-100 lbs heavier. “Trying to bash their skulls in” is a hilarious counterpoint. Plenty of unskilled tough guys who think they can just bully their way through trained fighters who have thousands of hours spent honing their skills against skilled opponents. It’s cool man you can bench press 315 and think that means you can fight.
Posted by lsupride87
Member since Dec 2007
96427 posts
Posted on 8/23/23 at 9:44 am to
Oh no let’s be clear I don’t think I can fight very well at all. I just really think biology is real
Posted by billjamin
Houston
Member since Jun 2019
12862 posts
Posted on 8/23/23 at 9:46 am to
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using mass as leverage and bum rushing and pinning to the ground.

Step one to being gassed is chasing around trying to bum rush her. Do you think she’s going to just stand there or evade?
Posted by lsupride87
Member since Dec 2007
96427 posts
Posted on 8/23/23 at 9:49 am to
She likely runs a 4.4 forty I bet
Posted by billjamin
Houston
Member since Jun 2019
12862 posts
Posted on 8/23/23 at 9:50 am to
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She likely runs a 4.4 forty I bet

We know the average OTer did in high school.
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