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re: Cottonmouth does not appreciate a FL teen's advances

Posted on 4/21/15 at 8:55 pm to
Posted by tigerinthebueche
Member since Oct 2010
36791 posts
Posted on 4/21/15 at 8:55 pm to
quote:

Darwin was right


This
Posted by LSU alum wannabe
Katy, TX
Member since Jan 2004
26972 posts
Posted on 4/21/15 at 8:57 pm to
Met a guy in college who kept 2 pet rattle snakes. I informed him they were not pets. He disagreed. I said, " then pet them!"

Dumbass.
Posted by Scoop
RIP Scoop
Member since Sep 2005
44583 posts
Posted on 4/21/15 at 9:06 pm to
I think that you people saying he is being taken out of the gene pool are incorrect.

He is a tatted up, 18 year old retard loser in the 2015 version of America so the over/under on how many kids he has already is 2.
This post was edited on 4/21/15 at 9:07 pm
Posted by JJ27
Member since Sep 2004
60258 posts
Posted on 4/21/15 at 9:16 pm to
quote:

Hatfield


Well there you go
Posted by BigOrangeBri
Nashville- 4th & 19
Member since Jul 2012
12271 posts
Posted on 4/21/15 at 9:35 pm to
Damn, was really hoping for a video off this fricktard
Posted by 911Moto
Member since Sep 2013
5491 posts
Posted on 4/22/15 at 3:27 am to
Nothing wrong with keeping them if you know what you're doing. It's obvious from the way he's holding it that he doesn't.
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
64413 posts
Posted on 4/22/15 at 3:36 am to
quote:

“He kisses it right on the head. Right on the mouth. He’s not afraid of death,”


quote:

“Alright he’s kissed it 12 times. The 13 wasn’t a lucky one,” Belcher said. “We was sitting in the kitchen and he ran out of the room saying hospital, hospital. Now, now.”


Sounds like he was not afraid of death until the moment the prospect of death suddenly got real.
Posted by inadaze
Member since Aug 2010
4842 posts
Posted on 4/22/15 at 4:12 am to
quote:

Cottonmouth

quote:

FL


I thought this was going to be a story about Marco Rubio.

Posted by Hangit
The Green Swamp
Member since Aug 2014
39071 posts
Posted on 4/22/15 at 5:07 am to
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Nothing wrong with keeping them if you know what you're doing.


It is against the law. The LEO's are waiting for him to get healthy enough to interview. They are already lining up charges.
Posted by Konkey Dong
Member since Aug 2013
2164 posts
Posted on 4/22/15 at 6:08 am to
I know a guy who got bit in the face by a cottonmouth after going thru some water on his 4-wheeler. He saw something on his front rack, and leaned over to look at it when he got bit. It was a bunch of drunk LP'rs, so they decided to kill the snake and put it in the bag to bring it to the hospital. Granted, this was about 1AM, so you know that it was full of no insurance people. The dumbasses put the bag on the ground, and the snake woke up from it's (dead state) and crawled around the ER. Black people + snake = pandemonium. Needless to say, they told them to never bring the snake to the hospital
Posted by Placebeaux
Bobby Fischer Fan Club President
Member since Jun 2008
51852 posts
Posted on 4/22/15 at 6:19 am to
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Black people + snake = pandemonium


Thats an understatement
Posted by Placebeaux
Bobby Fischer Fan Club President
Member since Jun 2008
51852 posts
Posted on 4/22/15 at 6:20 am to
Posted by Wtodd
Tampa, FL
Member since Oct 2013
67482 posts
Posted on 4/22/15 at 6:25 am to
quote:

What makes Floridians do such stupid things?

Beats the hell out of me....I think I've been missing out on doing dumb shite.......the weekend is coming up so there's hope for me to do something stupid......any ideas?
Posted by tidalmouse
Whatsamotta U.
Member since Jan 2009
30706 posts
Posted on 4/22/15 at 6:45 am to
What an idiot.
This post was edited on 4/23/15 at 9:12 am
Posted by Broke
AKA Buttercup
Member since Sep 2006
65044 posts
Posted on 4/23/15 at 8:58 am to
I had to bump this because this fricking idiot got everything he deserved for being a dumbass.
Posted by LSUBoo
Knoxville, TN
Member since Mar 2006
101915 posts
Posted on 4/23/15 at 9:12 am to
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I had to bump this because this fricking idiot got everything he deserved for being a dumbass.


Did he end up dying or something?
Posted by tidalmouse
Whatsamotta U.
Member since Jan 2009
30706 posts
Posted on 4/23/15 at 9:16 am to
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the teen is in good condition.


Posted by Slip Screen
Tomball, Texas
Member since Jan 2005
2106 posts
Posted on 4/23/15 at 9:17 am to
Natural selection almost did its job - eventually it will
Posted by LSUGrad9295
Baton Rouge
Member since May 2007
33448 posts
Posted on 4/23/15 at 9:18 am to
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Black people + snake = pandemonium


Thats an understatement


Don't give the black people all the credit here…

LSUGrad9295 + snake = pandemonium, as well…

If I had been in the ER and that fricker started slithering around, I would have been right in the middle of said pandemonium
This post was edited on 4/23/15 at 9:19 am
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