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Posted on 3/15/20 at 1:21 am
Posted on 3/15/20 at 1:21 am
it appears we have two potential causes of the WuFlu to decipher.
Option A (conspiracy): the evil, globalist billionaire, Bill Gates, spent millions of dollars and years of time on research and development to manufacture this virus to achieve whatever globalist agenda he wants to achieve.
Option B (what appears to have actually transpired): a chinese dude either ate a bat or he ate something else that had previously eaten a bat, and now the elderly are dying and nobody has any retirement savings.
I'd honestly prefer option A to be true because at least I could live knowing that a single bat cannot collapse the world economy
Option A (conspiracy): the evil, globalist billionaire, Bill Gates, spent millions of dollars and years of time on research and development to manufacture this virus to achieve whatever globalist agenda he wants to achieve.
Option B (what appears to have actually transpired): a chinese dude either ate a bat or he ate something else that had previously eaten a bat, and now the elderly are dying and nobody has any retirement savings.
I'd honestly prefer option A to be true because at least I could live knowing that a single bat cannot collapse the world economy
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Posted on 3/15/20 at 1:23 am to Captain Crackysack
Seek help.
Posted on 3/15/20 at 1:24 am to AlonsoWDC
How do you like to eat your bat?
Posted on 3/15/20 at 1:27 am to Captain Crackysack
I read somewhere that it was connected to “pangolins “. I have never eaten or seen one.
Posted on 3/15/20 at 1:30 am to Captain Crackysack
Butterfly effect man.
Posted on 3/15/20 at 1:37 am to Captain Crackysack
I don't believe in a conspiracy to spread it.
I do believe the mainstream media has exaggerated the story in order to embarrass Trump. There is no conspiracy -- the MSM is so biased they don't have to conspire.
I do believe the mainstream media has exaggerated the story in order to embarrass Trump. There is no conspiracy -- the MSM is so biased they don't have to conspire.
Posted on 3/15/20 at 1:38 am to Captain Crackysack
Sir, this is a Wendy’s
Posted on 3/15/20 at 1:39 am to Captain Crackysack
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the evil, globalist billionaire, Bill Gates, spent millions of dollars and years of time on research and development to manufacture this virus to achieve whatever globalist agenda he wants to achieve.
Aww, man. Couldn’t you pick Bezos or Musk? Bill Gates isn’t trying to kill anybody.
Posted on 3/15/20 at 1:41 am to Captain Crackysack
The Chinese open air meat markets have been the source of multiple virus infections, and are one of the most disgusting things on the planet
Posted on 3/15/20 at 1:43 am to Captain Crackysack
George Soros not Bill Gates. Bring down Trump and make money shorting the market.
Posted on 3/15/20 at 1:46 am to Lickitty Split
I didnt drag ole bill into this. The tin-foil hats have already reviewed the evidence and all but convicted him
Posted on 3/15/20 at 1:49 am to TutHillTiger
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The Chinese are one of the most disgusting things on the planet
See how much more efficient that is?
This post was edited on 3/15/20 at 1:51 am
Posted on 3/15/20 at 1:56 am to Captain Crackysack
C) Chinese dude ate some powdered coronavirus pecker in the hopes of adding some length.
Posted on 3/15/20 at 2:28 am to Captain Crackysack
You're wrong. And a dumbass because you'll believe anything.
Posted on 3/15/20 at 2:31 am to Captain Crackysack
You sir sound bat shite crazy.
Posted on 3/15/20 at 2:41 am to Captain Crackysack
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I'd honestly prefer option A to be true because at least I could live knowing that a single bat cannot collapse the world economy
A single flea-infested rat started the decimation of Europe in the 1300's.
A single monkey started HIV.
Posted on 3/15/20 at 2:54 am to magildachunks
quote:quote:A single flea-infested rat started the decimation of Europe in the 1300's.
I'd honestly prefer option A to be true because at least I could live knowing that a single bat cannot collapse the world economy
A single monkey started HIV
A single guitarist started The Dave Matthews Band
Posted on 3/15/20 at 5:15 am to Captain Crackysack
Or a worker at China’s biological warfare lab in Wuhan was late for dinner.
He ran out of the lab without doing the proper decontamination. Dashed to the nearby market to pick up some food and spread the shite accidentally.
And he did not live happily ever after.
That’s what I’m going with.
He ran out of the lab without doing the proper decontamination. Dashed to the nearby market to pick up some food and spread the shite accidentally.
And he did not live happily ever after.
That’s what I’m going with.
Posted on 3/15/20 at 6:27 am to TutHillTiger
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The Chinese open air meat markets have been the source of multiple virus infections, and are one of the most disgusting things on the planet
Having been to several kind of open markets throughout South East Asia, the meat and fish ones are the worst. Vegetables not so bad but you do see some strange foods.
Posted on 3/15/20 at 7:44 am to TutHillTiger
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The Chinese open air meat markets have been the source of multiple virus infections, and are one of the most disgusting things on the planet
They've got farmer's markets all over the US. It's a great way to spend a Sunday morning with the GF, fresh food, farm to table, hand made soaps. Open air markets aren't the problem.
Chinese are a culture of disgusting filth. Bottom feeders. Cleanliness is a dirty word for them.
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