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re: Copperhead Snake Bites Man At Jacksonville Walmart

Posted on 3/31/17 at 6:51 pm to
Posted by Smokezilla82
Member since Jan 2017
465 posts
Posted on 3/31/17 at 6:51 pm to
You never come back from copperhead road!
Posted by vengeanceofrain
depends
Member since Jun 2013
12465 posts
Posted on 3/31/17 at 7:00 pm to
my point being my mom could have been getting off work and going to the store to get some food for dinner or something and could have been there when it happened. that's neat to me. well not neat my mom is petrified of snakes but you get the point.
Posted by Scruffy
Kansas City
Member since Jul 2011
78001 posts
Posted on 3/31/17 at 7:01 pm to
Your mom drives two hours to go to Walmart? That is dumb.
Posted by Titus Pullo
MTDGA
Member since Feb 2011
28567 posts
Posted on 3/31/17 at 7:01 pm to
quote:

vengeanceofrain


Shake the haters off bro.
Posted by CelticDog
Member since Apr 2015
42867 posts
Posted on 3/31/17 at 7:01 pm to
Waiter theres a fly in my soup
Posted by Jake88
Member since Apr 2005
80823 posts
Posted on 3/31/17 at 7:02 pm to
So, not even the critters keep their teeth in Arkansas?
Posted by FLObserver
Jacksonville
Member since Nov 2005
16273 posts
Posted on 3/31/17 at 7:14 pm to
I thought walmart kept the copperheads over by the fish/fish aquariums.
This post was edited on 3/31/17 at 7:15 pm
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
122525 posts
Posted on 3/31/17 at 7:19 pm to
quote:

I thought walmart kept the copperheads over by the fish/fish aquariums.




I don't know where they keep them, but I am 373 miles away from that walmart.
Posted by TommyDaTiger
Nawlins
Member since Dec 2015
11295 posts
Posted on 3/31/17 at 7:29 pm to
I live kinda close. Day and a half drive for me to get there
Posted by vengeanceofrain
depends
Member since Jun 2013
12465 posts
Posted on 3/31/17 at 7:33 pm to
anyone remember when wal mart used to have actual fricking pets in the pets section. i bought a cockatoo from wal mart when i was a kid. now they got bitch fish and barley that.
Posted by Bmath
LA
Member since Aug 2010
18919 posts
Posted on 3/31/17 at 7:33 pm to
quote:

appears the customer who was bitten brought the defanged snake inside the store himself


This was my exact thought. Someone thought they had an elaborate ruse, and were hoping for a payday.
Posted by Topwater Trout
Red Stick
Member since Oct 2010
70176 posts
Posted on 3/31/17 at 7:34 pm to
What was the point in bringing a defanged venomous snake into a Walmart?
Posted by Reservoir dawg
Member since Oct 2013
15168 posts
Posted on 3/31/17 at 7:35 pm to
That snake hates that man.
Posted by vengeanceofrain
depends
Member since Jun 2013
12465 posts
Posted on 3/31/17 at 7:36 pm to
good ruse, wrong store. \wal mart has face detection software that if you are on their ban list it goes off when you walk in wal mart, any wal mart in the country lol. yeah bro they saw you stuff that snake behind the milk
Posted by SamuelClemens
Earth
Member since Feb 2015
11727 posts
Posted on 3/31/17 at 8:04 pm to
quote:

After close examination of surveillance video, it appears the customer who was bitten brought the defanged snake inside the store himself.



Walmart gonna press charges
Posted by SamuelClemens
Earth
Member since Feb 2015
11727 posts
Posted on 3/31/17 at 8:07 pm to
My plumber hires temp workers when his loads get heavy. He told me once one guy called him asked for a few days work. He said he didn't have anything. So to guy said, I just go to Walmart and a few stores around there and slip and fall. They'll pay me $20 each to get out
Posted by cubsfan5150
NWA
Member since Nov 2007
18946 posts
Posted on 3/31/17 at 8:36 pm to
Used to frequent that Walmart all of the time when I was stationed in Little Rock. Dude got shot in the neck there once, just as he was walking out of the store.

A worker got stabbed there during work by his boyfriend or something.

Crazy place.
Posted by pioneerbasketball
Team Bunchie
Member since Oct 2005
139098 posts
Posted on 3/31/17 at 8:49 pm to
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This post was edited on 4/15/17 at 2:45 am
Posted by habanos
Alabama
Member since Feb 2014
1937 posts
Posted on 3/31/17 at 9:02 pm to
Your right, the new town market even shows you on the monitor when on the toiletry aisle. It was saddening things have come to this.
Posted by gthog61
Irving, TX
Member since Nov 2009
71001 posts
Posted on 3/31/17 at 9:12 pm to
quote:

That snake hates that man.




He defanged him man, that is like the core of snakehood, especially since they don't have big dicks.

Speaking of that, where is a snakes dick anyway? I have never thought about it until now.
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