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Posted on 4/5/17 at 9:18 pm to
Posted by Martini
Near Athens
Member since Mar 2005
48880 posts
Posted on 4/5/17 at 9:18 pm to
Why did you wait until 9 at night?

Colonoscopy hot tips.

Schedule colonoscopy as early in the morning as you can.

Start your medicine at 2pm the day before. By 10:00 pm you are 100% clean and can get a full night sleep.
Posted by PepaSpray
Adamantium Membership
Member since Aug 2012
11080 posts
Posted on 4/5/17 at 9:18 pm to
I enjoyed it. Felt empty. Then it was time for anaesthesia. Was awesome
Posted by Dirty Rascal
BR/Nola
Member since Sep 2014
1010 posts
Posted on 4/5/17 at 9:19 pm to
You got a long night of riding the porcelain pony ahead of you!

Might as well set up your computer in the bathroom.

Posted by captainahab
Highway Trio8
Member since Dec 2014
1607 posts
Posted on 4/5/17 at 9:20 pm to
Make sure your IPad is fully charged and be prepared to have a hemorrhoid the size of a pumpkin.
Posted by mikrit54
Robeline
Member since Oct 2013
8664 posts
Posted on 4/5/17 at 9:22 pm to
Posted by lsucoonass
shreveport and east texas
Member since Nov 2003
68516 posts
Posted on 4/5/17 at 9:24 pm to
Just stay on the toilet
Posted by lsucoonass
shreveport and east texas
Member since Nov 2003
68516 posts
Posted on 4/5/17 at 9:27 pm to
I had one done last year, had four polyps removed but all biopsies were negative. The dr originally thought I had ulcerative colitis until after the biopsy results.

I still have loose bowels almost everyday. Guess I just have ibs with diarrhea
Posted by SaltyMcKracker
Member since Sep 2011
2784 posts
Posted on 4/5/17 at 9:28 pm to
Don't try to fart unless you are sitting on the toilet b/c you will shite thru your underwear and not even hit the cotton fibers
Posted by East Coast Band
Member since Nov 2010
62980 posts
Posted on 4/5/17 at 9:38 pm to
Your health insurance ought to pay for a bidet for colonscopic procedures.
Posted by meeple
Carcassonne
Member since May 2011
9450 posts
Posted on 4/5/17 at 9:39 pm to
quote:

Worst part of the procedure

I disagree. I think everyone needs to go on a magnesium citrate diet every now and then. Having squeaky clean plumbing has to be a good thing.
Posted by biohzrd
Central City
Member since Jan 2010
5617 posts
Posted on 4/5/17 at 9:39 pm to
Think bug sprayer, or pressure washer nozzle for the next 5 or so hours.
Posted by ddbnsb
Raised in New Orleans
Member since Dec 2005
3325 posts
Posted on 4/5/17 at 9:54 pm to
Posted by guedeaux
Tardis
Member since Jan 2008
13621 posts
Posted on 4/5/17 at 9:55 pm to
quote:

So I just drank the stuff followed by 32 oz water. What should I expect and when?

Am I gonna be up all night or should I just expect one serious episode?


Real talk. If you think it's a fart, it ain't. Go to the toilet.
Posted by gplayerjr
Lafayette, La
Member since Sep 2008
1101 posts
Posted on 4/5/17 at 9:56 pm to
Baby wipes and Boudreaux's butt paste, both you and your arse will thank me tmw.
Posted by Spankum
Miss-sippi
Member since Jan 2007
56191 posts
Posted on 4/5/17 at 10:00 pm to
quote:

Don't try to fart unless you are sitting on the toilet b/c you will shite thru your underwear and not even hit the cotton fibers
Posted by Barrister
Member since Jul 2012
4654 posts
Posted on 4/5/17 at 10:00 pm to
Ok...... I didn't even get to page 2 before "it" began.

This freakin sucks. Setting up the computer....prolly watch all 8 seasons of Entourage tonight.
Posted by SuperSaint
Sorting Out OT BS Since '2007'
Member since Sep 2007
140462 posts
Posted on 4/5/17 at 10:05 pm to
quote:

Ok...... I didn't even get to page 2 before "it" began.

This freakin sucks. Setting up the computer....prolly watch all 8 seasons of Entourage tonight.
Posted by Geauxtiga
No man's land
Member since Jan 2008
34377 posts
Posted on 4/5/17 at 10:07 pm to
Was not bad for me.
Posted by hombreman9
USA
Member since Feb 2009
3781 posts
Posted on 4/5/17 at 10:23 pm to
Just don't break the seal. Your GI doc will thank you.
Posted by Evolved Simian
Bushwood Country Club
Member since Sep 2010
20723 posts
Posted on 4/5/17 at 10:45 pm to
Use Cottonelle wet wipes instead of toilet paper. You'll be sore and raw later if you don't.
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