re: Closing in on 3rd hour of dinner at restaurant

If you have to deal with in laws that long at dinner, give the keys to your wife now and tell her she’s driving so you can keep drinking.

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you have to deal with in laws that long at dinner, give the keys to your wife now and tell her she’s driving so you can keep drinking.

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Shoulder surgery she is out

Tell your BIL to drive y’all home so you can hang out after.

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What's the right amount of time for dinner.

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Well, that depends...

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With in-laws

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No more than a mf hour ever, always have a pet you say you have to rush home to care for, it's a golden excuse

The last big dinner I had was with my best friend I get to so see twice a year and we went sat down to eat at 6:30 and stayed till 12 at our table and right when they were closing at 12 stayed for another hour or so at the bar and drank with a couple of the cook and owner. Owner broke out some bomb arse foie gras because I gave her some fat gator tails of some fishscale a TD baller sent me ;). Btw, she is a super hot milf and I should've hit it but I'm a big mf puss

Usually we I go out to a nice restaurant I usually stay for 1.5 hours or so, it all just depends on the place

I would be miserable sitting at a place for 3 hours

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trying to eat out

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would be miserable sitting at a place for 3 hours

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In the right setting, with the right people, I could spend 5+ somewhere easily. I went to Bacchanal with a buddy last year when I was in town and damn spent almost all day there

3 hours is pretty common when we go to dinner with friends. Half a dozen bottles of wine is common too though

I'd be there an hour tops. Then a 2 hour nap in the car. I ain't got time for that.

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Your wife is going to bitch at you for being on your phone during this glorious dinner.

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