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re: Chuck Norris is 85 years old

Posted on 12/12/25 at 9:23 pm to
Posted by Pepe Lepew
Looney tuned .....
Member since Oct 2008
37966 posts
Posted on 12/12/25 at 9:23 pm to
I’m betting he knows how to post pics

Posted by threedog79
Member since Sep 2013
3784 posts
Posted on 12/12/25 at 9:24 pm to
Chuck Norris knocked up two nurses…the day he was born.
Posted by Auburn1968
NYC
Member since Mar 2019
25157 posts
Posted on 12/12/25 at 10:55 pm to
When my nephew was in 10th grade, I told him "Chuck Norris caught all of the Pokemon with a land line."

He said, "What's a land line?"
Posted by Zappas Stache
Utility Muffin Research Kitchen
Member since Apr 2009
42390 posts
Posted on 12/12/25 at 11:02 pm to
85 years old is Chuck Norris
Posted by Rds21275
Member since Sep 2024
201 posts
Posted on 12/12/25 at 11:42 pm to
My favorite was:

Darkness got a night light because it was afraid of Chuck Norris.
Posted by jake wade
North LA
Member since Oct 2007
2330 posts
Posted on 12/13/25 at 5:06 am to
Because he’s so bad arse, BTR named a camshaft after him.
Posted by Tiger Ugly
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2008
17740 posts
Posted on 12/13/25 at 7:10 am to
Chuck Norris killed John Wick's dog. Wick said - "we good".
Posted by Night Vision
Member since Feb 2018
19286 posts
Posted on 12/13/25 at 7:14 am to
Air Force Veteran Chuck Norris.
Posted by forkedintheroad
Member since Feb 2025
1535 posts
Posted on 12/13/25 at 7:46 am to
Contrary to popular belief, Chuck Norris does not walk over the ground. Rather, the earth rolls underneath his feet.
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
72841 posts
Posted on 12/13/25 at 8:01 am to
Chuck Norris stole Liam Neesom’s wife.

Liam Neeson called him and said “Thank you”.

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