re: Christmas Sex

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My wife and I have a tradition every year where I dress up as Jesus and she dresses up as Mary and we just get it on. It’s the immaculate rebirth.

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I wish I could go back in time and not read that.

Well let’s see….I have to…

Wrap presents

Help clean house for 5 people coming tonight and 15 more tomorrow

Figure out how to get my Tasmanian Devil of a 4 year old to bed early

Put together a tool bench and a wooden swing set after he goes to sleep

Start the ham at 330am

So I put my chances at somewhere around…

When you get a minute, I think you'll enjoy the "Has Christmas Become Too Commercial" thread on the PT Board.

Much better chances on Halloween than any other holiday

My girlfriend and I will usually do roleplay on Christmas Eve. She acts as Mrs. Santa’s sister and I wear a Santa hat while I frick her in the hot tub. She’ll usually talk a little shite and say stuff like “frick me hard Santa!” while we’re fricking, and I’ll say shite like “Oh yeah baby, I’m gonna frick you so hard that and show that a whore like you belongs in no place but the brothel.”

That’s the amazing thing about sex, it’s the animalistic mentality you have going into it. The mentality that you’re going to dominate her. It’s the mentality that “I’m going to frick this bitch so hard, she’s so fricking beautiful that I want to make her not beautiful. I’m going to show this bitch what it’s like to be a man. I’m going to destroy her pussy.”

There’s nothing as hot and steamy as Christmas sex.

Coming out of both ends for her
Nada

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Christmas is about Jesus, you heathen.

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Bible said be fruitful and multiply.

This is just practice.

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I’m saying what 99% of guys on here want to say when they see a hot girl but are too petrified to say it. Who gives a frick? It’s called biology, don’t fight it.

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I think you need to ease off the pr0n a little.

Or probably a lot.

This morning. Damn good too.