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Christmas Sex
Posted on 12/24/23 at 10:11 am
Posted on 12/24/23 at 10:11 am
Anybody got any action yet? If not, what percent do you think your chances are?
Me: i have not yet but give it a 14% chance between today and tomorrow.
Me: i have not yet but give it a 14% chance between today and tomorrow.
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Posted on 12/24/23 at 10:12 am to Doofus
Bout 3.50%
Posted on 12/24/23 at 10:12 am to Doofus
What’s his name?
Posted on 12/24/23 at 10:12 am to Doofus
After the kids go to bed?
100%
100%
Posted on 12/24/23 at 10:13 am to Doofus
My wife's on the rag so I'll get a Christmas BJ.
Posted on 12/24/23 at 10:13 am to Doofus
Do I have to?
Posted on 12/24/23 at 10:13 am to NIH
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What’s his name?
Santa
Posted on 12/24/23 at 10:13 am to Doofus
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Anybody got any action yet?
Christmas is about Jesus, you heathen.
Posted on 12/24/23 at 10:14 am to TideSaint
Not looking good!
Posted on 12/24/23 at 10:16 am to Doofus
I gave it an attempt this morning. Wife said it's not Christmas yet.
Posted on 12/24/23 at 10:17 am to Doofus
0%.
It’s shark week and the only myth my wife believes in for Christmas is the mental load only mothers carry to make Christmas happen for everyone. (I wrapped most of the presents, planned the meals, and will be doing most of the cooking. She did select and buy 90% of the presents, but I gave up trying to help there a long time ago after realizing how much of a control freak she is about it. I just go out and buy a few things on my own for her and the kids. Oh, and the kids and I got out all of the Christmas boxes for the tree and decorating, and we decorated the entire tree while she put up decorations around the house.)
I really don’t like Christmas, honestly.
It’s shark week and the only myth my wife believes in for Christmas is the mental load only mothers carry to make Christmas happen for everyone. (I wrapped most of the presents, planned the meals, and will be doing most of the cooking. She did select and buy 90% of the presents, but I gave up trying to help there a long time ago after realizing how much of a control freak she is about it. I just go out and buy a few things on my own for her and the kids. Oh, and the kids and I got out all of the Christmas boxes for the tree and decorating, and we decorated the entire tree while she put up decorations around the house.)
I really don’t like Christmas, honestly.
Posted on 12/24/23 at 10:18 am to StringedInstruments
Sounds like what you really don't like is your wife.
Posted on 12/24/23 at 10:19 am to Doofus
I’d just rather watch some football 
Posted on 12/24/23 at 10:19 am to Scuttle But
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Sounds like what you really don't like is your wife.
Right now I don’t!
Posted on 12/24/23 at 10:21 am to StringedInstruments
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only myth my wife believes in for Christmas is the mental load only mothers carry to make Christmas happen for everyone.
When did this whole mental load thing come about? It’s a burden just hearing it tossed around every 5 seconds.
Posted on 12/24/23 at 10:21 am to Doofus
My husband had a head cold - so 100% chance
Posted on 12/24/23 at 10:21 am to Doofus
It’s like voting. You should do so early and often.
Posted on 12/24/23 at 10:21 am to Doofus
Rule one of family holidays is always frick first. Better to go into it with a clear head.
Posted on 12/24/23 at 10:21 am to Lazy But Talented
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When did this whole mental load thing come about? It’s a burden just hearing it tossed around every 5 seconds.
Reddit and social media invented it.
Kind of like “gaslighting” never existed in the English vernacular until 2020.
Posted on 12/24/23 at 10:22 am to Doofus
My wife and I have a tradition every year where I dress up as Jesus and she dresses up as Mary and we just get it on. It’s the immaculate rebirth.
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