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re: Christmas guest has sh!t on our brand new sofa
Posted on 12/25/22 at 11:07 pm to Eli Goldfinger
Posted on 12/25/22 at 11:07 pm to Eli Goldfinger
Subtle brag that you know Amber Heard
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Posted on 12/25/22 at 11:08 pm to Eli Goldfinger
That’s an extra cocktail, a hearty laugh to your god, and an appreciation that you’re in a spot where you can absorb that cost.
It’s all perspective, dude
It’s all perspective, dude
This post was edited on 12/25/22 at 11:09 pm
Posted on 12/25/22 at 11:08 pm to Shite_kicker
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My wife and I anticipated our families fecal incontinence and prepared for such unfortunate events.
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Shite_kicker
Checks out
Posted on 12/25/22 at 11:10 pm to Eli Goldfinger
Well maybe if you spent less on dildos and butt plug presents for yourself and more on a leather couch instead of buying the cheaper cloth one, you’d be just fine right now cause you could clean it
Why did you even make a post about this
Why did you even make a post about this
Posted on 12/25/22 at 11:10 pm to Eli Goldfinger
Just in, live footage of guest leaving Goldfinger's.
Posted on 12/25/22 at 11:10 pm to Eli Goldfinger
Perhaps you could have a new cushion made for it. Contact the furniture store.
Posted on 12/25/22 at 11:11 pm to boosiebadazz
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It’s all perspective, dude
I don’t disagree, but I’m sitting here in disbelief at the odds of this happening while I breathe shite air.
Posted on 12/25/22 at 11:11 pm to Eli Goldfinger
This sounds like the GeneralLee thread when his kid was at daycare and got accidentally hit by a cup that another kid threw and his wife freaked out and took the kid to the hospital, and GL came to the OT to see if he should sue or check knuckles. Except, in this instance, the setting is a newly remodeled living area, GeneralLee's kid is a new white couch, the other kid is an incontinent relative, and the cup is an unfortunate and ill-timed bowel movement. Eli Goldfinger has come to the OT to see if he should sue, check knuckles, or steam clean.
This post was edited on 12/25/22 at 11:13 pm
Posted on 12/25/22 at 11:12 pm to Eli Goldfinger
Can't you put the shitty cushion in the garage or somewhere else instead of breathing shite air?
Posted on 12/25/22 at 11:13 pm to Eli Goldfinger
Oh you definitely gotta clear that out and get away from it.
But in the metaphorical sense when you do, it’s pretty funny.
But in the metaphorical sense when you do, it’s pretty funny.
Posted on 12/25/22 at 11:14 pm to Eli Goldfinger
Shouldn't have feed him undercooked turkey.
This post was edited on 12/25/22 at 11:15 pm
Posted on 12/25/22 at 11:15 pm to Eli Goldfinger
I’d act quickly before the worms/parasites spread from the item in question. If they do, it’s katy bar the door.
Posted on 12/25/22 at 11:15 pm to davyjones
Worms?
Posted on 12/25/22 at 11:15 pm to davyjones
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I’d act quickly before the worms/parasites spread from the item in question. If they do, it’s katy bar the door.
So, you're saying he needs to burn the couch?
I agree.
Posted on 12/25/22 at 11:16 pm to Eli Goldfinger
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Eli Goldfinger
In all seriousness, that was my bad and I feel terrible about it. It all just happened so fast.
Posted on 12/25/22 at 11:17 pm to Eli Goldfinger
Is all this fuss about a simple skid mark?
Posted on 12/25/22 at 11:18 pm to Harry3
Puddle of shite water that soaked into my couch.
Posted on 12/25/22 at 11:19 pm to Harry3
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Is all this fuss about a simple skid mark?
Mud butt
Posted on 12/25/22 at 11:19 pm to Eli Goldfinger
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Puddle of shite water that soaked into my couch.
You spent all that money and couldn't throw down the $27 to have that shite Scotchgarded? You deserve to breathe shite.
Posted on 12/25/22 at 11:19 pm to Eli Goldfinger
I think, yeah. Hookworms, roundworms, pinworms. Do not go down that rabbit hole on the internet, parasitic infections and such, but just play it safe and quarantine the thing.
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