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re: China Can’t Kill This Motherfricker!
Posted on 9/23/21 at 8:35 pm to GreatLakesTiger24
Posted on 9/23/21 at 8:35 pm to GreatLakesTiger24
honestly, yes 
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Posted on 9/23/21 at 8:35 pm to X123F45
And sounds a lot like David Allen Coe
Posted on 9/23/21 at 8:36 pm to OweO
quote:everyone already hates you
Now this I am serious about. Again, my chair goes faster than you. I can just come at you full speed, hit you and keep going, turn around and do it again. You can't catch me.
But you are old as frick.. All it would take is one hit, you fall over.. Hit your head on the ground and start shaking.. Then I look like the bad guy..
and I'll sign any waiver you put in front of me..stop making excuses
Posted on 9/23/21 at 8:37 pm to Ponchy Tiger
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Only played for about 30 minutes with about 2 lines of "You never called me by my name" then left. He was as high as giraffe coochie as well.
1,000 people could come in here and post this same thing. He's contracted, usually, to play an hour and fifteen to an hour and a half. He will come on stage, mumble through a medley or two with a bunch of covers that the crowd can sing, tell the crowd he's taking an intermission and never come back to the stage. He averages about twenty minutes a show.
Posted on 9/23/21 at 8:39 pm to Jones
And sometimes I wonder, is it really just the most masterful troll ever? It’s the little, subtle things. The Capitalization Of Every Word In The Title.
The spelting words wrong. Using phases that don’t make sense.
The stories about a friend he knows, well someone who knows them were at a store the other day and so the clerks girlfriend, the clerk was a girl you see and that made her a lesbian but he didn’t care about it and so his friend, the one he knows and hangs out with all the time and was telling you about well he found a wheat penny in his change and the clerk thought he said weed penny and was gonna call the cops because she thought it was drug money because he said he had a bunch of wheat pennies at home but then she didn’t because her girlfriend called and he thought it was funny and didn’t even care that she was a lesbian and then they all saw Chris in his van and thought he was totally cool and how it would be cool to smoke weed in his van and then they called him OweedO and that’s why he doesn’t like sardines.
The spelting words wrong. Using phases that don’t make sense.
The stories about a friend he knows, well someone who knows them were at a store the other day and so the clerks girlfriend, the clerk was a girl you see and that made her a lesbian but he didn’t care about it and so his friend, the one he knows and hangs out with all the time and was telling you about well he found a wheat penny in his change and the clerk thought he said weed penny and was gonna call the cops because she thought it was drug money because he said he had a bunch of wheat pennies at home but then she didn’t because her girlfriend called and he thought it was funny and didn’t even care that she was a lesbian and then they all saw Chris in his van and thought he was totally cool and how it would be cool to smoke weed in his van and then they called him OweedO and that’s why he doesn’t like sardines.
Posted on 9/23/21 at 8:40 pm to LegendInMyMind
DAC also couldn't go to the state of Tennessee for a couple decades due to warrants relating to back child support. He literally lived in a cave for a while to avoid being arrested on other warrants. He's gone bankrupt more times than he can probably remember, and has fricked most everyone who has ever tried to help him.
When people say he's an a-hole, that's just a nice way of saying he's giant piece of shite with few, if any, redeeming qualities.
When people say he's an a-hole, that's just a nice way of saying he's giant piece of shite with few, if any, redeeming qualities.
This post was edited on 9/23/21 at 8:41 pm
Posted on 9/23/21 at 8:40 pm to OWLFAN86
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and I'll sign any waiver you put in front of me..stop making excuses
I’ll referee, and then write the sendup.
Posted on 9/23/21 at 8:42 pm to fr33manator
I'll tell you this... We had a little guy growing up, don't know the proper nomenclature. He probably drank too much and could kind of be an a-hole. But he's ride or die.
And then there was this frick face...
And then there was this frick face...
Posted on 9/23/21 at 8:46 pm to OweO
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Now this I am serious about. Again, my chair goes faster than you. I can just come at you full speed, hit you and keep going, turn around and do it again. You can't catch me.
But you are old as frick.. All it would take is one hit, you fall over.. Hit your head on the ground and start shaking.. Then I look like the bad guy..
Is this supposed to be serious Wheels?
Posted on 9/23/21 at 8:48 pm to OweO
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Alright.. I can't keep doing this. I knew Darth would get worked up if I said frick 1%ers.. I can't keep it going without saying more and more ignorant shite....
Posted on 9/23/21 at 8:48 pm to X123F45
Usually people that have disabilities, shortcomings, etc. develop personalities to overcome that and as a result people like them even more, because they learn to be cool and not let setbacks define them.
And he somehow manages the exact opposite and makes everyone that comes into contact with him for more than a moment just despise him. Which is contrary to almost everyone’s nature because we are taught to pity pathetic creatures.
And he somehow manages the exact opposite and makes everyone that comes into contact with him for more than a moment just despise him. Which is contrary to almost everyone’s nature because we are taught to pity pathetic creatures.
Posted on 9/23/21 at 8:51 pm to SCUBAislander
I watched him play twice in Monroe and he is a prick
Posted on 9/23/21 at 8:52 pm to BuckyCheese
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quote:
Now this I am serious about. Again, my chair goes faster than you. I can just come at you full speed, hit you and keep going, turn around and do it again. You can't catch me.
But you are old as frick.. All it would take is one hit, you fall over.. Hit your head on the ground and start shaking.. Then I look like the bad guy..
Is this supposed to be serious Wheels?
1)he has no idea how my recovery is going
and B) he wouldn't need to catch me Im going right at him like a crazed monkey
worst-case scenario if he can outrun me in his chair he has nothing to worry about
his threat is a hit and run ...he cant do either
Posted on 9/23/21 at 8:55 pm to OWLFAN86
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1)he has no idea how my recovery is going and B) he wouldn't need to catch me Im going right at him like a crazed monkey
worst-case scenario if he can outrun me in his chair he has nothing to worry about
Posted on 9/23/21 at 8:58 pm to fr33manator
I think you are giving him way too much credit here
Whats amazing to me is that he is universally hated across this site. Its not because he is playing some act that warrants everyone to hate him or he is playing a villain. He is hated for being himself. Thats pretty messed up
Whats amazing to me is that he is universally hated across this site. Its not because he is playing some act that warrants everyone to hate him or he is playing a villain. He is hated for being himself. Thats pretty messed up
Posted on 9/23/21 at 8:58 pm to fr33manator
Oweo could could make a Make A Wish rep want to kill him.
Posted on 9/23/21 at 9:01 pm to Rebel
I find it odd in an area where everybody knows one another or is somebody's cousin or married somebody's cousin or has had sex with their own cousin
nobody has ever admitted to knowing chris IRL and attempted to defend him
nobody has ever admitted to knowing chris IRL and attempted to defend him
Posted on 9/23/21 at 9:03 pm to Jones
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I think you are giving him way too much credit here
Oh I know now that he’s just that fricking awful. Just naturally. If he tried to do it he’d frick that up too. He’s not even good at being bad.
He’s not even evil, just pervasively annoying to the point of being infuriating, like a messy shite that you just can’t wipe away no matter how many times you try.
Posted on 9/23/21 at 9:03 pm to Rebel
quote:chris could make this board root for cancer
Oweo could could make a Make A Wish rep want to kill him.
Posted on 9/23/21 at 9:03 pm to OWLFAN86
I see y’all y’all piling on OweO for the last page or two. Started feeling bad so I tried thinking of something good to say about him. Honesty can’t think of one damned thing.
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