re: Childhood pranks you did that are now not funny

We stole a kids car and moved it all around the parking lots at our high school. He was on the tennis team, and they had to share rooms on overnight tournament trips. A buddy of mine was also on the team, and said this guy left his keys on the dresser. So he snagged them. Never told the guy.

He had to call his parents to come get him when they got back, and they apparently got after him pretty good for losing his keys. He literally had no idea where he left them. It wasn't like he said he left them in the hotel, or left them at the tournament, I think he was just really stupid and bad at keeping up with things.

So we let a week or so go by, and my buddy gave us the keys. He said they had practice that afternoon, and everyone on the team moved their cars down near the gym before practice. We hung around until they were down by the courts, and moved his car all the way across campus. The next week, we moved it during the day from the front parking lot all the way to the back. The next week we moved it to the Band's practice field, where many of them parked during the week. But to top it all off, we gave the keys to one of our friends who moved it to the 50 yard line of our football field. It was the first day of spring practice, and the coaches were furious. We had to practice around it, only getting to use part of the field that day, but all of us in on it were trying not to laugh about it.

Looking back, that was probably a bad prank to play on someone, but the opportunity presented itself and we took advantage. At the end of the year, someone put them in an envelope and left it in his gym locker at practice.

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Honkey Knocking on peoples doors after midnight

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placed a 5 gallon bucket on each side of the street. Tied them together with a clothes line

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we put a bunch of roofing nails on the street trying to give the bus a flat...only gave some cars a flat

This was in college, obviously. And it wasn't planned.

We were tailgating for the first game of the year - we were playing Memphis, and a couple of my buddies had some friends down that went to Tiger High. One of the guys from Memphis had a dad that was a big Memphis BBQ competition guy and he had smoked a couple of Boston butts for us and we had it on the table.

These two foreign guys just walked up in our tent and started serving themselves like it was an open buffet. I said something but they couldn't understand me. None of us could communicate that this was a private tent, but they loaded their plates up and sat down and started eating.

They loved it. They went back for seconds and they asked who the cook was and complimented the chicken. With a straight face, one of the Memphis guys said That's pork you towel headed mother fricker.

They bolted from our tent with haste.

I have a cousin that lived in a neighborhood. One time he and friends went out with toothpaste and put it in the locks on all the cars parked on the street. Supposedly it would harden and you wouldn't be able to stick a key in ( before keyless entry).

Also put bologna on car hoods. Rumor was the acid would eat the paint off.

I picked on some kids in school that I feel horrible about and beg for forgiveness for it

Used to prank call people using pay phones and 1800collect and tell them their spouse was having an affair, the kid was being held hostage, etc.

Really really feel bad for how I treated a few kids because of disabilities.

Destroyed Tara's baseball field and wall with paint as well as Woodlawn's. Except we broke all the windows in the Woodlawn buses and dug holes in their field. It was pretty fricked up but fun at the time

We threw everything imaginable out the windows on the bus to football games. Paint balls were awesome since they would just bounce along till splattering on some cars grill.

I get very nervous today when passing any school bus