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re: Childbirth causes more pain than the human body can stand

Posted on 5/15/16 at 7:38 pm to
Posted by canyon
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Posted on 5/15/16 at 7:38 pm to
its their job....
Posted by TrueTiger
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Posted on 5/15/16 at 7:40 pm to
Isn't this pain payback for Eve talking Adam into eating the apple?
Posted by X123F45
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Member since Apr 2015
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Posted on 5/15/16 at 7:40 pm to
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pain is subjective.


Exactly.

When I spidered two vertebrae from compression the nurse said to rate my pain on a scale of 1-10. I said a 5. A few minutes later she noticed I was holding my breath and asked why, I saod it was easoer to do that than to breathe.

She starts freaking out saying she needs an honest answer to the question not a manly one.

She asks again, I say "maybe a 6, but I stand by five."

She gets extremely irate and asks, "well what's a 10?"

"Touch my foot while it's asleep, I'll seriously contemplate killing you and disposing of your body."


I have now had kidney stones and rate them a 10, but the foot being asleep and touched is a solid 9.5
Posted by Breesus
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Posted on 5/15/16 at 8:22 pm to
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more pain than the human body can stand


What the frick does this even mean? Obviously it's not more than the human body can stand seeing as thousands of women do it everyday.
Posted by CHEDBALLZ
South Central LA
Member since Dec 2009
23348 posts
Posted on 5/15/16 at 8:27 pm to
Childbirth is less painful than a kick to the nuts.

Proof?

A woman has a kid and 1-2 years later they want another.

You never hear a man say you know...... I'd like to get kicked in the nuts again.
Posted by Thib-a-doe Tiger
Member since Nov 2012
36799 posts
Posted on 5/15/16 at 8:30 pm to
I watched a pitcher take a line drive to the jaw in a softball game today. Pretty sure that hurt a lot and he didn't even go all the way to the ground
Posted by Bestbank Tiger
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Member since Jan 2005
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Posted on 5/15/16 at 8:32 pm to
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A woman has a kid and 1-2 years later they want another.


Not so sure there. 1-2 years later and the pain isn't as fresh in their mind.

They usually don't want sex a few days after delivery.
Posted by Python
Member since May 2008
6686 posts
Posted on 5/15/16 at 8:53 pm to
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I don't get it. If the human body can only bear up to 45 del, then what does it mean? Women have children so clearly the human body can bear more than 45 del.


Was just about to post this. Nothing more than nonsense.
Posted by Kracka
Lafayette, Louisiana
Member since Aug 2004
42502 posts
Posted on 5/15/16 at 9:27 pm to
I caught a glancing shot to the left nut from a hockey puck. I thought I was going to die. Childbirth ain't got shite on that.
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