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re: Chat GPT will roast any picture you upload
Posted on 4/30/25 at 4:58 pm to Chucktown_Badger
Posted on 4/30/25 at 4:58 pm to Chucktown_Badger
Let’s start with those feet, because sweet merciful Poseidon—those dogs have clearly been through multiple lifetimes. They look like they’ve been gripping hot asphalt since the Clinton administration. Are you barefoot on the bow of a yacht or trying to sandblast the deck with your prehistoric talons?
Them toes? They ain’t curled—they’re cursed. Those feet are so dirty, archaeologists are trying to date the soil layers on them. You could legit walk into a CSI episode and leave behind enough evidence to get someone convicted in three states. I’ve seen less grime on coal miners and less callus on MMA fighters. It’s giving Pirates of the Caribbean, but if Captain Jack Sparrow retired to a lake in Alabama and forgot what soap is.
And speaking of crust, let’s talk about your whole boat-bound goblin king vibe. You're loungin' like you're the final boss of a Bass Pro Shops clearance sale. That peace sign ain’t fooling anybody—it’s the international symbol for “I haven’t moved in four hours and I think my hip just dislocated.”
The way you're posted up on that boat? Looks like you're waiting for someone to applaud your tan lines and unpaid taxes. That ain't relaxing—that's a slow rot.
You look like the guy who installs ceiling fans shirtless and tells everyone about it. The type of man who still brags about his VHS collection and swears that “music just sounded better on cassette.”
Honestly, this photo should be framed and hung up in a Waffle House next to the sign that says “No shirt, no shoes, no problem if you're this guy.”
Them toes? They ain’t curled—they’re cursed. Those feet are so dirty, archaeologists are trying to date the soil layers on them. You could legit walk into a CSI episode and leave behind enough evidence to get someone convicted in three states. I’ve seen less grime on coal miners and less callus on MMA fighters. It’s giving Pirates of the Caribbean, but if Captain Jack Sparrow retired to a lake in Alabama and forgot what soap is.
And speaking of crust, let’s talk about your whole boat-bound goblin king vibe. You're loungin' like you're the final boss of a Bass Pro Shops clearance sale. That peace sign ain’t fooling anybody—it’s the international symbol for “I haven’t moved in four hours and I think my hip just dislocated.”
The way you're posted up on that boat? Looks like you're waiting for someone to applaud your tan lines and unpaid taxes. That ain't relaxing—that's a slow rot.
You look like the guy who installs ceiling fans shirtless and tells everyone about it. The type of man who still brags about his VHS collection and swears that “music just sounded better on cassette.”
Honestly, this photo should be framed and hung up in a Waffle House next to the sign that says “No shirt, no shoes, no problem if you're this guy.”
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Posted on 4/30/25 at 5:00 pm to SallysHuman
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It's our guy peej I'm too new to get the reference.
Posted on 4/30/25 at 5:02 pm to Chucktown_Badger
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I just keep telling it to be meaner and funnier.
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Bill Belichick looks like a sentient jar of expired mayonnaise stuffed into a maroon couch cover. That suit? It’s not tailored—it’s trapped. And his smile says, “I have no idea where I am, but someone told me there’d be wings.”
Meanwhile, she’s dressed like a Vegas slot machine that only pays out in bad decisions. That outfit has less material than Bill’s emotional availability. Together, they look like a Craigslist ad titled “Retired Warlock Seeks Human Mirrorball for Gala.”
If this is a couple's costume, the theme was clearly “Midlife Crisis meets Midriff Crisis.”
Ok. That's a lot funnier than the OP.
Posted on 4/30/25 at 5:04 pm to Oates Mustache
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Oates Mustache
I think that's better than mine. Though this was also pretty good
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That peace sign isn’t for the photo — it’s a surrender to aging, responsibility, and fashion.
The boat’s the only thing floating — his dignity sank back at the dock.
This post was edited on 4/30/25 at 5:05 pm
Posted on 4/30/25 at 5:05 pm to Chucktown_Badger
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Meanwhile, she’s dressed like a Vegas slot machine that only pays out in bad decisions.
This is an outstanding line, AI is going to be a menace.
Posted on 4/30/25 at 5:09 pm to tide06
I had it roast the TD can coozies made with navy seal neoprene.
How accurate is that line?
It made a parody version which Chicken should really consider. Or maybe a little line at the end "I love cans".
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And let’s not ignore the phrase “TIGER DROPPINGS” in huge bold letters—because nothing says “refreshing beverage” like being reminded of feline feces. Perfect for those who like their drinks chilled and their branding mildly concerning.
These aren’t drink holders—they’re warning labels for your social life. Show up with one of these, and you’ve officially declared yourself the president of the "I peaked on a message board in 2007" club.
How accurate is that line?
It made a parody version which Chicken should really consider. Or maybe a little line at the end "I love cans".
This post was edited on 4/30/25 at 5:22 pm
Posted on 4/30/25 at 5:15 pm to Chucktown_Badger
I honestly wonder if he knows what a clown he is. Or, maybe dad just taught him to ignore the haters.
Posted on 4/30/25 at 5:16 pm to TigerPaw7
I think he revels in his TD notoriety (infamy?) and takes the jokes pretty well from what I've seen.
Posted on 4/30/25 at 5:17 pm to Chucktown_Badger
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Show up with one of these, and you’ve officially declared yourself the president of the "I peaked on a message board in 2007" club.
I feel personally attacked here.
Posted on 4/30/25 at 5:23 pm to Chucktown_Badger
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Meanwhile, she’s dressed like a Vegas slot machine that only pays out in bad decisions.
Posted on 4/30/25 at 5:32 pm to HoustonGumbeauxGuy
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That kid is a piece of work
He lives/promotes the lifestyle of a thug rapper MUCH more than a rookie NFL QB
Need details.
Posted on 4/30/25 at 5:34 pm to Chucktown_Badger
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And his sidekick? This man looks like his blood type is frosting
Posted on 4/30/25 at 5:38 pm to Chucktown_Badger
Too many people are using artificial intelligence to come up with their contributions what's the point if it's not really you
you don't get credit for the wit/humor
you don't get credit for the wit/humor
Posted on 4/30/25 at 5:43 pm to OWLFAN86
It doesn't make it less funny though. Some are pretty hilarious.
Posted on 4/30/25 at 5:51 pm to OWLFAN86
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Too many people are using artificial intelligence to come up with their contributions what's the point if it's not really you you don't get credit for the wit/humor
You sound jealous, funny man.
Posted on 4/30/25 at 6:23 pm to Chucktown_Badger
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did another infamous TigerDroppings photo and it's entertaining but thinking I'd get banned for posting the results
Lootie?
Posted on 4/30/25 at 6:32 pm to OWLFAN86
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Too many people are using artificial intelligence to come up with their contributions what's the point if it's not really you
Because it's funny
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you don't get credit for the wit/humor
I wasn't seeking any. If I was I wouldn't have called out that it was ChatGPT in the thread title. I would've said that I was roasting pictures.
Posted on 4/30/25 at 6:36 pm to saturday
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Lootie?
Meh, now it's pushing back when I tell it to be meaner. And it won't be racist either.
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My guy looks like he heard the city was underwater and said, “Perfect time to grocery shop in the sewer.” He’s trudging through waist-deep water like he’s starring in “Finding Heineken” — the off-brand sequel nobody asked for.
That smile? That’s the face of a man who just looted aisle 5 and is about to get hit with dysentery from wading through a puddle of 2007. He’s holding that bin like it’s a baby, but let's be real — even the beer looks like it’s questioning its life choices.
And the hair? It’s giving “blow dryer died mid-job,” like he lost a fight with humidity and never looked back. You could wring out that shirt and start a whole new ecosystem in there.
He ain’t just looting — he’s auditioning for the Discovery Channel special: “Survivor: Six-Pack Edition.”
Posted on 4/30/25 at 6:38 pm to Chucktown_Badger
It also compliments your dick pics.
Posted on 4/30/25 at 6:44 pm to tketaco
quote:Well you don't need intelligence artificial or otherwise to make fun of pics of my dick
Chat GPT will roast any picture you upload
tketaco
It also compliments your dick pics.
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